...*looks around, and sits in seat carefully. a barrage of rotten tomatoes comes flying.* ACK! I'm sorry this is out late! I was at friends, and she was going through some bad things at home, so I couldn't write :\ But this is out now! :D
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WARNING: Contains stripping, drinking, choking, Usagi beating Rei, and other things that are most likely bad for your health. Read at your own risk.
Chapter 9
I struggled against my captor, but he chuckled darkly. "USAGI-CHAN!" Minako and Rei yelled in unison. "Let…me…go!" I flailed my arms and legs, but he only tightened his hold. "Gasp put megasp down!" After the dust cleared, the Sohmas were horrified to see my current position.
"Serenity…you may have changed your looks but you still are my fiery girl." I stiffened at the creepy voice. "Diamond…" I whispered in horror. "Put Tohru-chan down!" Momiji ordered. Diamond glared at the rabbit. "STAY OUT OF IT, MOMIJI!" I yelled. I kicked Diamond in the shin, and flipped out of his hold.
He winced, but straightened up. "Now, now, my Serenity, I could take you out of this hovel. I could make you forget that man who you called your fiancé, and away from those girls you call friends. You are my princess." "Leave. Our. Princess. ALONE." Haruka ordered dangerously. He scoffed. "Listen dyke-"
"YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME THAT!" She lunged for him, but he grabbed me and held me up as a shield. Haruka stopped dead in her tracks. "As I said, listen. She is no longer your princess. She is mine." He smirked, and I jumped down from his grasp and ran over to Haruka.
"Get the Sohmas outside." I whispered to Haruka. She cocked her head in confusion, but nodded towards the door to the Outers. "Get them outside." Haruka said. The Outer ushered the Sohmas out, and they all complied except for Kyo, Yuki, Rin, and Haru. "She can't protect herself!" Rin protested as she was hauled outside. Haruka let out a short laugh. "You'd be surprised what Usagi-chan can do." She smiled. "Also, she has the girls." Michiru added.
"What good will they do?" Kyo snapped. "They will go to hell and back for her, and they have. So shut your mouth." Hotaru snapped right back. Kyo shrugged, and glared at the house. As soon as they were outside, Minako yelled, "Minna! Henshin yo!"
"HAI!"
"Mercury Crystal Power!"
"Mars Crystal Power!"
"Jupiter Crystal Power!"
"Venus Crystal Power!"
"Moon Eternal!"
"MAKE…UP!"
The Sohmas were blinded by the flashes of blue, red, green, yellow, and sliver lights. "Diamond! We will give you one more chance to surrender and leave before we murder you!" Mars yelled. He laughed mockingly. "Whatever." He blasted power at us, and we went crashing through the house, landing in different places.
Mars ended up feet away from the house, Mercury landed near Mars, Jupiter landed next to a tree, and Venus landed in front of the Sohmas. I crashed into a tree. Diamond walked out of the house, and put a force field around us. Hatori tried to get near us, but he was stopped.
He walked back over to where everyone else was. "Where's Onee-chan?" Kisa cried. I got up. "Diamond, how are you back? Wiseman killed you!" I exclaimed. Diamond scoffed. "You cannot kill me that easily!" I smirked and twirled a long pigtail around my finger (A/N: Tohru goes back to Usagi when she transforms BTW ^.^). "Wanna bet?" He smiled. "Of course." He charged a ball of dark energy, and threw it at Mars and Mercury. The dodged out of the way in the nick of time.
"Daijobu!" Venus called over, worried. "We're okay!" We yelled back. Diamond charged another, and shot it at Jupiter, but it curved just before it hit her and it was almost hit me when a rose hit in front of it, making it dissolve. Wait, a ROSE? I looked up to the tree, and saw him. "Tuxedo Kamen-sama…" I whispered.
"GET OUT OF HERE, ASS-WIPE!" Mars yelled, and charged an attack at Diamond at the same time. "Flame…SNIPER!" Diamond dodged the attack, but it nicked his arm. He hissed in pain. Before he could attack or move, Venus used her chain to keep him in place. I charged my attack.. "Silver Moon! Crystal Power Kiss!" I blasted him with it, but he was unscathed. "WHAT THE HELL?" Jupiter yelled. "I told you I can't be killed easily." He smirked. I stood tall. "Minna, Planet Power Attack time." The girls nodded, and we formed a circle.
"MOON POWER!"
"MERCURY POWER!"
"MARS POWER!"
"JUPITER POWER!"
"VENUS POWER!"
Streaks of silver, blue, red, green, and yellow went up far into the air.
"SAILOR PLANET…ATTACK!"
We hit him dead on with all our power and he screamed. "NOOOO!" And all that was left was a pile of shiny dust. I sighed in relief. "Good job, Sailor Moon." I whipped around. "What are you doing here?" I spat. "Usako…" I slapped him across the face. Hard. "Don't. Call. Me. That. You lost the right to call me that the minute you dumped me." The girls snuck off to power down.
He lowered his head. "Usa, I…I'm so, so sorry." I laughed harshly. "Sorry. You're sorry? For what? Dumping me? Not even bothering to contact me for a YEAR? Oh and NOW you're SORRY? You expect me to buy that?" I was so angry, I powered down by accident. Mamoru powered down too. I was back in my Tohru form, so I was even shorter than him now. "Tohru-chan's Sailor Moon?" I heard Shigure screech before he was shut up. "Usako, I had those dreams again…" I let out a mean laugh. "Those dreams? God damn it, Mamoru! Those dreams keep tearing us apart! Why do you continue to listen to them?" I glared up at him.
He looked at me. "I'm an idiot, that's why." I shook my head. "If you had apologized a year ago, I would have taken you back with open arms." I said bitterly, and I began to cry. "Usako, look me in the eye and say you don't love me. If you do, I will be out of your life forever. If you can't, I will keep trying to win you back." I looked him straight in the eye. "Mamoru, I…I hate…I can't do it, damn it!" I ran off, the Outers, Mamo-chan, and the Sohmas calling after me.
"Mamoru-san! What the hell is wrong with you?" I heard Hotaru yell as they ran after me. I ran in a circle, and I ended up back where I was: in front of the Sohmas. Only, I ran into Kyo's chest. I pulled away. "Gomen!" I cried, and I turned towards where Mamo-chan was calling me. "Usako!" I ran into the house where the girls were waiting.
The Sohmas ran in after me, and the Outers held Mamo-chan back. "Stay away from her. Wait until tomorrow." Setsuna ordered him. His shoulders sagged, and he nodded. He walked off, and he was gone. "Oi! We're gonna go check into our hotel!" Haruka called, and waved. "Ja ne!" Michiru said, walking after her lover. Hotaru and Setsuna followed. "Tohru, what's going on? Who was that guy?" Kyo asked cautiously. I sighed. "I will tell you when the time is right." They looked very confused, but nodded in agreement.
"Well, I need to get to the store. I need to buy booze and ice cream." I smiled. "Like that time at my house?" Makoto nodded, smiling widely. "Let's get even more wasted then last time! And Ami-chan," Ami gulped. "You're drinking." Ami groaned and covered her face. "Why me?" I patted her on the shoulder. "It's fine. You can just record." "Record what?" Yuki asked. "Our drunken doings!" Minako exclaimed. "Tohru doesn't get drunk." Rin scoffed. I looked at the girls, and we began to laugh hysterically.
"W-wow that was the FUNNIEST thing I've heard since Tohru-chan and Rei-chan's arguments." Makoto said, wiping a tear from her eye. "Here. I recorded some dares. First is Minako-chan's dare." Ami said, and took her laptop out. "I recorded it on my camera, and I put it on here." She explained.
Minako looked confused. "What dare are we talking about?" "SHH!" Rei shushed her, and Ami turned it to the Sohmas and pressed PLAY.
AMI- Minako-chan, truth or dare?
MINAKO- Dare, duh!
AMI- Minako-chan, I dare you to streak.
MINAKO- *shrugs, begins taking shirt off*
AMI- *stops her* Around the neighborhood. *evil grin*
MAKOTO- Ami-chan! *laughing*
REI- You're secretly evil!
TOHRU/USAGI- Minako-chan, keep delaying and that's one more shot for you!
(A/N: Oh, Tohru and Usagi's voices don't change. Tohru sounds like Usagi, and vise versa.)
MINAKO- *strips*
AMI- And scream I LOVE FRIED GYOZA!
MINAKO- *glares, then runs out the door, screaming.* I LOVE FRIED GYOZA! I LOVE FRIED GYOZA!
MINAKO- *runs back inside and into closet* There were COPS out there!"
EVERYONE EXCEPT MINAKO- *laughs*
Ami shut it off. "That's not even the worst of it." I said, laughing at Minako's red face. "I will kill you in your sleep, Muzino Ami." Minako grumbled. Ami giggled lightly. Yuki, Kyo, and everyone else's jaws hung open. "There's more!" Rei gleefully proclaimed, clicking on another video. Oh Gods, it was one of me!
Ami was off screen, recording it. Wow, she was sneaky with her camera! And to think, I thought she was reading.
REI-Okay, Usa-chan. Truth or Dare?
USAGI-Dare!
REI-I dare you towhen each of us lists a color, to take off the thing that's that color.
MINAKO- Whaaat?
AMI- *sighs* Minako-chan, what she means is that if I were to say pink, Usagi-chan would take something that was pink off.
MINAKO- Gotcha!
MINAKO-Blue.
USAGI-Sock or jeans?
MINAKO-*evil look* Jeans.
USAGI-*glares but removes jeans, standing in rose shirt, blue and yellow socks, and purple boy shorts*
Hiro began to chuckle lightly, but not loudly enough to alert anyone, except Rei. "Shut it, kid."
MAKOTO-Pink!
USAGI-*removes shirt, standing in blue and yellow socks, purple boy shorts, and shiny silver bra*
AMI-Yellow.
USAGI-*looks relieved, and takes sock off.*
REI-*debating*
USAGI-*looks at her pleadingly*
REI-Silver!
USAGI-*glares hatefully, but removes the silver garment, staring down each and everyone of them*
EVERYONE BUT AMI AND USAGI- HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
AMI-* puts camera down(sideways) and gets up and stands in front of her*
USAGI-Arigato, Ami-chan.
Kyo fell back, a giant waterfall of blood coming from his nose. "AMI-CHAN!" I screeched, standing up. "Um…I didn't know?" She tried. "Pfft! Odango Atama, your just upset that someone other than Mamoru-san saw your boobies." I whipped my head towards Rei, glowering. She clapped her hands over her mouth.
"Rei-chan, what the hell is wrong with you!" Makoto yelled, looking at her. "I will give you a five second head-start." I growled. Rei gulped, and stood slowly. "What?" "One…" She took off. "Two-three-four-five!" I yelled as I ran after her at lightning speed.
"AHH! NO! TOHRU-CHAN, I'M SORRY!"
"SORRY WON'T CUT IT, PYRO!"
"OW! NOT THERE!"
"RUN, BITCH, RUN!"
Ami face palmed, Minako and Makoto began laughing, and Kisa, Yuki, Haru, Rin, Hatori, and Momiji's jaws dropped right to the floor.
"NO! LET GO OF ME!"
"NO!"
I dragged her into the room by her leg, and she was thrashing around. I tossed her into Makoto's lap, and collapsed into giggles. "Y-you used to be able to t-tackle me so e-easily!" I gasped between laughs. I was rolling on the floor, Shigure was shocked along with the others, and the girls were laughing. "Whatever. Well we need to get to the store." Rei said, standing up. I tried to nod, but I was laughing too hard. "Hee hee…O-Okay…I'm good…:snicker:" I stood up, and straightened my clothes.
"Vodka or wine?" "WINE!" Minako crowed. I nodded. "Kay. Mako-chan, YOU have the fake ID. We need you to come." Makoto sighed playfully, but got up. Ami did as well, and we walked to the door. "Wait, where are you going?" Hatori found his voice. I decided to be like me, the REAL me.
"We're going to go get some ill-gotten booze from a hobo under a bridge and get baked." I said sarcastically. Minako burst out laughing. "NICE!" She high-fived me. "S-seriously?" Yuki screeched. "DUH no! God, what am I, a whore like Minako-chan?" Minako stopped laughing. "HEY!" She pouted. I rolled my eyes. "Just kidding, Aphro. Don't have kittens over it!" I smiled, and slid my flats on. "OH MY GOD!" Ami ran out to the car. "Um…what?" "OH I FORGOT!" Minako went after her.
Ami came back in with a black, furry thing in her arms. "Gomen nasai, Luna-chan!" "LUNA?" I screamed. Luna poked her furry head out. She smiled at me. "Usagi-chan, I'm so happy to see you!" Minako entered. "I'm sorry, Artie!" Artemis huffed at her, but smiled at me. "Usagi-chan! It's good seeing you! And Minako-chan, can youuuu-" he trailed off at seeing the other people in the room. I waved it off. "They used to turn into animals, its cool."
"TOHRU!" Hiro yelled. I sighed. "Well, since you girls know about them-" Artemis sighed, but didn't say anything, "I might as well tell them our secret." I cleared my throat. "When I was 14, Luna here transformed me into Sailor Moon. I met Ami-chan, or Sailor Mercury, Rei-chan, or Sailor Mars, Mako-chan, or Sailor Jupiter, and Minako-chan, Sailor Venus while fighting the Negaverse." "Negaverse?" Hatori asked. "Hai. Queen Beryl, an evil witch, destroyed all life on the Moon a thousand years ago and-"
"No-one can live on the Moon." Hiro scoffed. "Kid. Shut you hole before I do!" Mako threatened. "She'll do it too." Rei backed her up. Hiro rolled his eyes, but shut up. "Anyway, I was the Moon Princess, Serenity. My guard was the girls here. I had a perfect life. I was a princess, loyal friends, a loving mother, about to take the throne, and…and a prince." I began to tear up. "His name was Prince Endymion. He…he was that guy you saw earlier. We were killed by Beryl, along with the girls. My mother died sending us to the future, trying to get us to have better, more peaceful lives. She thought that when she killed Beryl, and sent us to the future, Beryl would stay dead. But she didn't. So we found each other again, and we killed Beryl." I shrugged.
"I'm done talking about this. Let's go girls. Luna, Artemis, stay out of trouble! My rooms the first door on the left! Ja!" I grinned, and slipped my shoes on. Luna and Artemis blushed, but trotted upstairs to my room. Rei ran ahead, and started the car. "Let's go!" We went to the store, and bought all the items we needed. When we got home, all the Sohmas were in the dining room, drinking tea and talking. We went into the T.V. room, and Makoto cracked open the wine. "Let the games begin!" She laughed, and poured us all glasses.
30 minutes later!
"Bwahahahahaha!" We were laughing, and we had at least 3 bottles rolling around us. Ami was recording, and she was giggling her head off. "Okay…'sagi-chan…*hiccup!* Truth or Dare?" Minako slurred. "Dare!" I yelled. "I dare you to dance to Barbie Girl IN FRONT OF THE SOHMAS!" I, being sloshed, smiled, drank what was left in my glass, and got my iPod. "Lets do it!" I squealed stupidly.
Hiya Barbie!
Hey Ken!
You wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
I'm a Barbie Girl
In a Barbie World
Life in plastic
It's fantastic!
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere!
Imagination that is your creation!
C'mon Barbie Let's go Party
I ran down the hall, the girls trailing after me. I stopped in front of the door on the Imagination part, and threw the door open on the Partypart, scaring the piss out of everyone in the room. I began to pelvic thrust insanely, they were gaping at me, and I was cracking up the whole time.
I'm a Barbie Girl
In a Barbie World
Life in plastic
It's fantastic!
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination that is your creation!
I paused in my pelvic thrusts, unzipped my jeans on the Undress me part, much to their shock, and began dance randomly in a circle.
I'm a blonde bimbo girl
In a fantasy world
Dress me up
Make it tight
I'm your dolly!
You're my doll
Rock 'n' Roll
Feel the glamour in pink
Kiss me here
Touch me there
Hanky-panky
I began to pelvic thrust again.
You can touch!
You can play!
If you say: I'm always yours!
I'm a Barbie girl
In a Barbie world!
Life in plastic
It's fantastic!
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
My shirt was gone on that part, hanging on the door handle. I was left in only my bra and unzipped jeans, but I was too drunk to care. Or note the adult, girl teen, and child Sohmas shock, or Yuki, Kyo, and Haru's nosebleeds.
Imagination that is your creation!
C'mon Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah yeah!)
Come on Barbie let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah yeah!)
Come on Barbie let's go party!
(uu-ooh-uu-ooh!)
Make me walk
Make me talk
Do whatever you please!
I can act like a star
I can beg on my knees
Come jump in
Bimbo friend
Let us do it again
Hit the town fool around let's go party!
You can touch
You can play
If you say
I'm always yours!
You can touch
You can play
If you say
I'm always yours!
Come on Barbie
Let's go party
(Ah-ah-ah yeah!)
Come on Barbie
Let's go party
(uu-ooh-uu-ooh!)
Come on Barbie
Let's go party
(Ah-ah-ah yeah!)
(A/N: there are more Barbie Party ones but I'm too lazy to write them XD)
I'm a Barbie girl
In a Barbie world
Life in plastic
It's fantastic
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Aaaand…jeans are gone!
Imagination that is your creation!
I'm a Barbie girl
In a Barbie world
Life in plastic
Its fantastic!
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
I swung my jeans around in the air, giggling and singing.
Imagination that is your creation!
And the song cut off. I was laughing insanely, and gathered my discarded clothes and escaped with my cackling friends. "THE HELL WAS THAT?" I heard Hiro exclaim as I ran into the room where the girls and I were taking shelter, and collapsed on the couch. "Night, night!" I chirped, and promptly passed out, the girls following my lead.
AT 4.30 AM!
I began to thrash around. I was dreaming of when the girls, the Outers and Mamo-chan were killed by Galaxia. I began to scream. "NO! NO! D-DON'T KILL THEM! REI-CHAN! YOU PROMISED! NO! D-DON'T LEAVE ME! IIE!" I shrieked Kisa, Momiji, and Hiro stayed over so they, Kyo, Yuki, and Shigure came running down the stairs and into the room with worried faces.
"REI-CHAN! Y-YOU BROKE YOUR PROMISE! MAMO-CHAAAAN!"I screamed. This time, the girls woke up. "Shit! Is today the day we died!" Makoto gasped "Yeah. Wake her up before she hurts herself!" Ami ordered. "Usagi-chan! Wake up!" Rei shook me. I continued to scream and writhe. "NO! AMI-CHAN! MAKO-CHAN! MINA-CHAN! DON'T LEAVE ME!" I cried. Rei shook me harder, and barked, "Odango! Wake up! You're OK!" I sat up then, a sheen of sweat on my face, and gasping for breath. I began to sob. Rei hugged me close. "Shh...Usagi-chan...It's okay...it's never going to happen again. You cleansed her, and you brought us back." She soothed me. "B-B-But y-you died! I watched you! You DIED because of me!" I sobbed. Ami and the girls came over to me.
"Usagi-chan, we died to protect you. That's our job. If we didn't, we would be wracked with guilt, and we wouldn't be able to go on." Ami said kindly. Makoto joined in. "Yeah! Usagi-chan, we love you. We wouldn't have protected you if we didn't, even if it wasn't our duty." Minako chirped, "I would do anything for my twin!" "Odango, we didn't protect you because we had to. We did it because we WANTED to." Rei comforted. I slowly began to stop crying. "A-a-arigato, minna." I smiled a shaky smile, and the Sohmas went back upstairs with confused looks on their faces.
"No, thank you, Usagi-chan. You saved us all multiple times, but you paid the price." Ami grinned. They hugged me, and I settled back down, and we fell asleep like that.
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