YAY! NEW CHAPTER! ARE YOU SUPER-MEGA-FOXY-AWESOME-EXCITED?

Laura: Nope!

Claire: *Sighs* Do the dammed disclaimer.

Laura: Claire doesn't own Sailor Moon, Fruits Basket, and won't ever own anything. Cause she's a loser.

Claire: *Holds up hand* WOMAN! Shut up and make me a sammich!

Laura: Hai, Hai...*walks away*

When I was Mamo-chan's apartment, he decided he would drop me off at the Sohmas. We debated this while I changed into some shorts and a tank top. "I don't feel good about letting you walk there alone." "Mamo-chan, you worry too much. I'm Sailor Moon! I can take care of myself." I protested, being pushed gently into his car. "I know. But…" He smiled at me. "I just don't want to risk it." "Okay, Mamo-chan." I hugged him, he closed the door, and he got in his side.

He began the drive back, and when we arrived, he didn't let me out right away. "You know I'm sorry about what happened, right? And that I would, literally, die without you." He looked me right in the eye. "I love you so much." I whispered into his ear. "I love you too, Usako." I took my head off his jacket and kissed him. It wasn't as long as the other kiss, but it was just as passionate. "Oi! Tohru-chan! Stop snogging the guy and get your skinny ass in here!" I broke the kiss, and glared at Mako. She shrugged, and said, "Well? We have school!" I sighed.

"Hai, Hai!" I called, then turned my attention back to my boyfriend. I smiled sadly at him. "I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow, okay?" He nodded, then helped me out of his car. I grabbed my bag, and I trotted up to the house. I turned and waved to him, grinning. He waved back, got back in his car, and drove away. I sighed, turned back, and walked inside. I wore a silly grin, and the girls questioned me, along with everyone else.

"He's so...romantic..." I sighed, a huge, love-struck grin on my face. "OH MY GOD, LIKE, REALLY?" A falsetto sounded behind me, and I turned and gasped. "SEYIA!" I ran and bombarded him with a hug. "Oi, oi, Odango! Calm down!" I smiled, and he chuckled. "Seyia, are Yaten-kun and Taiki-kun here too?" He nodded, and Yaten and Taiki walked in. "YATEN!" Minako ran up to him, and hugged him tight. He blushed, but hugged her back.

Ami walked up to Taiki and, shyly, greeted him. "Konnichi'wa, Taiki-kun." He swooped her up in a hug, and she blushed. "I hate them." Mako muttered. "Usagi! Pick one already!" I swung my head around and glared. "Shut up, Rei-baka." I mumbled. "I'm bored!" Minako proclaimed, sitting herself down on Yaten, and Yaten on the couch. He sighed, but smiled half way. Then Minako fell off his lap. Retard. "Well we have to get ready for school so…" I said, doing a small wave as I walked up to the stairs. However, Rin blocked me. "Honda. EXPLAIN." I giggled nervously. "Explain what?" "Everything. Why you became Tohru." I sighed. "It's too long of a story. And I have school and auditions and everything..."

"Skip school. Auditions aren't until next week." Kyo put in. I glowered at him, but I relented. "Fine. Everyone to the living room." I motioned for everyone to follow me, and we all sat down in the living room when the door bell rang. "Who's that? Everyone's here!" I grumbled as I stalked to the door. (A/N: Yeah, everyone's there. Oi…full house right?) I pulled it open to see the Outers. "Oh. Hi. C'mon. I'm being forced to tell the Sohmas EV-ER-YTHING. Oh, and Seyia and the Starlights are here. Don't kill 'em Haruka-san." I said in one breath, and I went back into the living room.

"See? I told ya she wouldn't be mad we skipped last night!" I heard Haruka gloat. When they came in, I shook my head. "No…I'm mad. But I'll deal with you later." Haruka hit herself in the face, and I smirked. I cleared my throat, and, after the Outers became situated, I began my tale.

"When I was 14, I was running late to school. I saw this cat, Luna." As if on cue, she came into the room and jumped up on my lap. "She had a band-aid on her forehead, and I took it off. I didn't spend much time looking at her, seeing as I was late. I ran off to school, and then I found out I got a 30% on my math test.I went to my friend Naru-chan's mama's jewelry shop, but I didn't have my allowance yet, so I went home. I saw a poster of Sailor V-" Minako grinned. "And I started spouting off about how perfect she is. 'She's thin, pretty, and I bet she never fails her tests.' were my exact words. I got irritated, balled my test up, and threw it behind me. It hit the head of a guy behind me, and he started making fun out of me." I took a breath and kept talking when no-one said anything.

I told them about Ami, Rei, Mako, and Minako, and how we fought together. I told them about me being Princess Serenity, and that man I hit in the head was Mamoru, and about him being Prince Endymion, but I left the fact that we were lovers out. I told them about me defeating Beryl, but there were new enemies. I told them Mamo-chan dumping me the first time and Chibi-Usa. I told them about Crystal Tokyo and about everything else from Rubeus to Nehelenia, from the Starlights and their planet to Galaxia.

"That still doesn't explain the Tohru situation though." Hiro put in. I glared at him. "I'm getting to that. A year after I cleansed Galaxia and the Starlights going back, Mamo-chan dumped me, and I needed to heal. I needed to get away from him. So I came up with a new look. A new name. It was kind of like my own personal Witness Protection Program. I ran away from him and my home. My family didn't care. It broke my heart that I had to leave them, but I survived it. Mamo-chan…he hurt me but I forgave him. I'm not sure why, but I'm glad I did. We are bound together for eternity, so even if I didn't forgive him when I did, I would still end up with him sooner or later. But we have a destiny, a child to make, a kingdom to establish. And I love him. I never stopped." I admitted quietly.

I saw, out of the corner of my eye, Seyia flinched. "I'm sorry Seyia. You love me, and I love you too. I just love you as a brother." I apologized. Seyia gave me a sort of strangled-looking smile. "I know." I brightened. "Seyia, I still haven't forgiven Mamo-chan completely. I want to make him jealous, at least some what. Wanna help me?" I batted my eyes at Seyia dramatically. He broke out laughing at my dramatics, and he nodded. "Hai Odango. I have nothing to do anyways." He rolled his eyes. Ami asked, "Why aren't you with your princess? Don't you have a planet to rebuild?" Yaten nodded.

"She made us leave. She told us to take a vacation, so we came here. We aren't doing a concert either, at least, until two weeks from now." Yaten sighed. "We aren't used to relaxing for such a long time. It's…it's an odd feeling." Minako nodded. "I totally agree. I hate doing nothing." She said seriously. All the girls and I bent over, heads nearly touching the ground, and a huge sweatdrop on the back of our heads. "Well," I said, straightening up, "It's 12:36. I'm hungry, and we STILL haven't eaten that cake. We're eating it NOW, god dammit!" I shouted.

"But that isn't a sufficient lunch and-" I cut Ami off. "NOW! I WANT MY CAKE DAMN YOU!" I bellowed and flounced into the kitchen. "MAKO-CHAAN! I NEED YOU TO CUT THIS!" I yelled, and Mako came in. I handed her the knife, and I pulled the cake out. I got 11 big plates out, 6 small plates out, and 5 paper plates out. Mako sliced the large cake, and gave everyone a decently sized piece. I dug 7 forks out, and 15 spoons. (A/N: LOL I did maths! Are you prouds? Well I am! :DD) As Mako placed the slices of cake on plates, I went into the living room and placed the forks and spoons on the table.

I went back into the kitchen, only to go right back out again. "Rei-chan, can you help us with the cake?" I asked, and Rei went back in there with me. We took 3 plates in there each, so in all, we made 8 trips. I carried 4 plates in, and when I had placed all but one down(mine of course) I had a klutz attack and tripped over a little bug. "NOOOO!" I cried in a deep, slow voice as I watched my cake go up, up, up, up in the air, and go down, down, down, down onto-*SPLAT* me. I glared at the chortling insect, and kicked it across the room. "Aiie!" It cried, and it hit a wall. "Ha! Serves the damn bug right." I said, eating cake off my face with my hand. I shoved it into my mouth, still mumbling. I looked up when I noticed all was silent. Everyone was looking at me. "Bwat?" I said, spraying little crumbs on the table. THAT set the girls (and Starlights) off on a laughing rampage, save Michiru and Setsuna, who only giggled. "Shut up." I grumbled.

Finally, they stopped laughing, and everyone began to eat. "Wow, Usagi-chan! This is really good!" Mako praised me, and ate some more cake. Rei looked suspiciously at the cake, and took a tentative bite. "Oh dear Ares help us. Usagi…she…she can…she can COOK!" Rei cried, and fainted. "…Rei-chan, you're a penguin. A really mean, stupid penguin." I said, and kicked her. "OWIE!" She shot up, and glared at me. "Odango, you're goin down. NO ONE calls me a STUPID PENGUIN!" She growled, and I laughed nervously. "Rei-chan? I- I was kidding! Heh heh heh…AHHHH!" I backed up slowly, then darted out the door screaming. Rei dashed after me. "RUN! RUN YOU SKINNY BITCH!" I, knowing Rei would kill me {literally!} if she caught me, I transformed (while running) into Usagi. I had the exact same clothes on though, so it seemed like I was wearing booty-shorts and a sports bra. My transformation, thankfully, had my hair up, so it trailed behind me. I ran faster, and I finally ran back into the living room. I held the door closed, panting.

Ami, Luna, and the Outers looked amused, and the other Inners, Artiemis, and the Starlights were rolling around laughing. BAM BAM BAM! "ODANGO! OPEN THE DAMNED DOOR BEFORE I MURDER YOU!" Rei banged on the door. I rolled my eyes. "Yeah, banging on the door and threatening to harm/kill me SO makes me want to open this door for you." I said sarcastically. She stopped the banging, but not the death threats. I was getting really irritated. I went to sleep at 3:30 AM, got here at 6:45 AM, talked for HOURS, and had nothing to eat except that cake, and now she was yelling at me. I. Was. Done. "AREIA! SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" I barked, and as my hair went silver and my future self, Neo-Queen Serenity, took over, I yanked open the door. She shut up, but her mouth was wide open, along with her eyes. Everyone was in shock.

"Areia?" Seyia questioned. Ami, who shook out of her stupor first, whispered, "Her name from the Silver Millennium." "My Queen, please calm down." Luna padded over to me, and looked up at me. "Luna, she needs to be scolded once in a while." I stated, and turned to the raven-haired girl in question. "Areia, you need to stop the yelling and death threats. In the future, if you did that, you would be banished, or worse, killed. I don't want that, okay?" A silver eyebrow went up. Rei nodded. "Gomen nasai, Serenity-sama." She whispered. "It's fine." I said faintly, and dropped to the ground, totally spent. "Usagi!" I heard worried cries as I blacked out.

*REI'S POV!*

As I watched Usagi fall to the ground, and her silver hair revert to her normal golden color, I felt awful. I was the one to make her get so angry. I was the one to make her turn into Neo-Queen Serenity. And I was the one to make her pass out. My best friend. "Usagi!" I kneeled down, and moved some hair out of her pale face. "Are you okay?" I saw an eyebrow twitch, and a smile be suppressed. "USAGIIII!" I yelled, and she got up, laughing. "I'm fine! I just used too much energy to keep standing. Seriously, Rei-chan. I'm fine." She assured me after seeing my worried, apprehensive look. "Okay, if you say so…." I said, right before she passed out again. "Usagi-chan!" I shook her still form. "Are you alright?" I asked, still shaking her. "No. I'm dead." She said.

"NOOOO! MY TWIN IS DEEAD! I HATE YOU REI-BAKA! EVEN MORE THAN THE TIME YOU MADE MY BACON GO BYE-BYE!" Minako wailed. "…You're certain they're NOT sisters?" Taiki asked Mako. Mako shook her head sadly. "Not even close." She whimpered. Taiki shook his head. "Kami help us." I patted him on the shoulder sympathetically. "If it makes you feel any better, she's my honorary sister!" Usagi chirped, jumping up.

He started to say something, but then, something crashed through the roof. Or, rather, someone. "Oh for the love of-Really?" I cried. The author, Claire, shrugged. "Not my idea!" She said, and ate her...um...sammich. I shook my head, and looked at the mystery person. Who ever it was, they were small, floating, had green short hair, and looked like-

"Cosmo from the Fairy Odd Parents?" Ami blurted. "WHERE'S PHILLIP! I WANT MY NICKEL-Oh found her!" And, in a poof of green smoke, Cosmo disappeared. I rubbed my eyes. "Did that really just happen?" Minako was bouncing up and down on her heels, in time to clapping her hands. I honestly can't believe she isn't, or ever was, a cheerleader. "Yup! OMA! I can't believe it!" She squealed. Usagi groaned, plopped on the ground, and pulled one long pigtail. "OMA?" She repeated, one eyebrow lifted. "Oh My Aphrodite, doi!" I shook my head. "Dork." I muttered.

...What a piece of crap! Flame me all ya want on this one! -.-; However, I would appreciate GOOD reviews also! Well...time to listen to Avenged Sevenfold. A band which I don't own. _