Chapter 3 – Is Wine a Catch-22?

Disclaimer: I do not own Code Geass or the characters!!!

Summary: Schneizel's confused on why Kanon is angry that he got drunk off of wine, but then a question dawns on him: Could Kanon be pregnant? Also, why is Lelouch acting more irritated than normal?

Warning: Swearing, Adult content etc…

"I hate you Schneizel El Britannia."

Schneizel wouldn't usually consider hate as a meaningful word when he could easily have used abominate, abhor or detest, but when Kanon had said hate, it felt like the auburn had poured poison down the blondes throat. He hadn't expected such a reaction from the other.

Schneizel prompted himself with his elbow, "You didn't think I wasn't going to have sex with you?"

Kanon's face became red hot from embarrassment. "NO!" He exclaimed, thrusting his small arms in the air. "Why did you give me wine last night?!"

The blond raised an interested eyebrow, "You're mad at me for letting you drink wine? It makes me wonder if you were pregnant to begin with."

"Men can not become pregnant," Kanon exclaimed, "For a Britannian you are stupid."

Schneizel shock his head. Milly had talked to Lloyd about Kanon before, and when Lloyd had explained Kanon to him, the auburn sounded like a perfect candidate for an assistant. Kanon was defiantly not the same person they were talking about. The only reason Schneizel could come up with is that: Kanon was pregnant. How wasn't he? The extra hormones that a male body wouldn't be used to would make any pregnant man insane… Well not insane, but different. It would explain why he was angry and moody all the time.

"My butt hurts…" Kanon grunted, "And it's not because of you." He added before Schneizel was going to explain.

"You fell before you went into the restaurant, remember?" Schneizel said with a sigh, "You can't even remember that far, can you?"

"I can't even remember what happened before I was drunk!" He began to sulk by turning his back to Schneizel.

"If this makes you feel any better: we didn't have sex last night." He explained halfheartedly.

Kanon turned around, "What?!"

"I thought you didn't want to talk to me." Schneizel smiled. "Anyway, by the time I got done stripping you, you were passed out. You looked peaceful by the way."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Kanon demanded.

"Never mind," Schneizel pushed Kanon down on the bed. "Do you mind having sex in the morning?"

*A couple of hours later*

Cornelia snorted when Schneizel walked into the kitchen. "Did your guest give you a hard time last night?"

"No more like this morning." Schneizel sat down seats away from where Cornelia was standing.

"You're such a man whore, you know that right?"

"Nothing happened."

"When why do you have a huge scratch across your right check?"

"It's a long story, and plus it doesn't concern you." His purple eyes pierced threw hers with ease. Cornelia looked away with a sigh. Time passed, and Schneizel decided that he would rather drink commoners' coffee than have to deal with his younger half-sister.

He was about to leave, but Lelouch, his younger brother, bolted in with a displeasing look on his face and matted hair. He pushed past Cornelia with no second thought and grabbed for a fresh bagel that the maids just made. The raven haired boy then sat down in the nearest chair, which was closer to where Cornelia was standing.

"I swear Lelouch I'm going to kill you if you do that again." Clovis's voice rang threw the house. The long haired blond stormed into the kitchen with a frown on his face. "How could you just run into me with out saying 'sorry'? I mean you have some nerve doing that to-"

"Shut up Clovis! No one gives a damn about you." Lelouch threw his bagel at Clovis's face. Before Clovis had the chance to move the bagel hit him directly on the forehead.

"Dawn you Lelouch!" Clovis spat grabbing the bagel from his face. "How dare you!"

"Is that all you can say?" Lelouch glared at his older half-brother. "You're annoying me, so go away."

"What's wrong with you Lelouch?" Euphemia appeared into the kitchen and took the bagel from Clovis's hands. "This is about Suzaku isn't it?" She sat the bagel on the kitchen counter. "I'm sorry that Suzaku is your friend, but he has his own life, and he can live how ever he wants too."

"It's your fault!" He proclaimed, grabbing her wrist. "If you were dead maybe-"

"Don't ever speck to Euphemia that way!" Cornelia said furiously at Lelouch.

"Lelouch stop this." Schneizel pulled the younger boy back from Euphemia. "You have no right to say that to Euphemia."

"Well you have no right barging in." He snapped back. Lelouch tried to get away from Schneizel grip, but the older brother had no intensions to let the other one leave.

"Say your sorry Lelouch, and maybe I will let you go." Schneizel growled in his ear.

Lelouch shivered by the sudden warmth by his ear. He looked reluctant at first, but he decided to give in anyway, "I'm sorry Euphemia…"

"Was that so hard?" Schneizel let Lelouch go.

Lelouch hissed back at him, "Shut up you bastard." He left the room deliberately bumping into Clovis on his way out.

Schneizel sighed, placing his palm to his forehead, "What are we going to do with him?"

Sorry that I took so long to write such a short chapter, but at least I reveal some unexplained answers. The next chapter will be longer and some surprises will happen. xD Gosh I'm giving myself goose-bumps! Again, sorry for any grammar errors, because I will forever be prone by them…sadly…

In case you didn't know…

Cornelia – Schneizel's younger half-sister. I believe they have different mothers. She's twenty-seven years old. (The same age as Schneizel.) You know I don't know who's older… Oh well I'm saying Schneizel is the older sibling.

Euphemia – Cornelia's younger sister. She is sixteen years old. She's the same age as Lelouch.

Clovis – Lelouch's older half-brother and Schneizel's younger half-brother, who is twenty-four.

I promise I'll update soon!