Hello there, readers! Here's the new chapter.
Make sure to read chapter 1 if you haven't already!
Warning- this chapter involves swearing and deathshipping o.o

I do not own YuGiOh or these characters :(

(Bakura's POV)

"Marik, hurry up!" I yelled up the stairs.

"In a minute, Fluffy," Marik replied, calmly.

"MARIK, WE ARE GOING TO BE LATE AGAIN BECAUSE OF YOU!"

"I SAID I WOULD BE DOWN IN A MINUTE!"

I sighed; this was how most of our mornings went. Marik was always making us late for school with his bloody eyeliner or with him having to dry the bloody bathroom floor. I honestly don't see why it matters so much.

You might be wondering why I decided to move in with this bloody effeminate guy... well, it's not that I wanted to- it's that I had no choice.

I used to live with my twin brother, Ryou and it was nice because he never complained about a single thing I did and he always cleaned up after me without a single complaint unlike Marik who just bitches nonstop. Anyway, Ryou and my psychopathic best friend, Melvin began getting close. A little too close. I didn't notice it at first but suddenly it hit me... they liked each other. It was quite disturbing after I noticed it, at lunch times I would have to sit there and watch as my adorable little brother was flirted with by a scary looking guy about twice his size. After a while, they started dating and then suddenly, as if them being gay together wasn't enough, Ryou decided to let Melvin move in with us... and after a while, well, this happened...

It was a normal evening; we were sitting on the sofa, watching the TV. Ryou and Melvin were cuddling whilst I sat on the end, glaring at the guy who I used to consider to be my best friend. Melvin was whispering something to Ryou which Ryou responded to by blushing and giggling. I clenched my fists, looked away and let out a disgusted sigh. A few seconds later, I had been lifted off the sofa by Melvin Psychopathic Ishtar.

"What is your bloody problem?" I asked.

"YOU! YOU'RE MY FUCKING PROBLEM! I CAN'T RELAX WITH MY BOYFRIEND WITHOUT YOU GLARING AT ME, SIGHING OR MAKING FUCKING ANNOYING NOISES," the insane blonde replied.

"Well, maybe I would stop making these 'noises' if you stopped molesting my little brother!" I said, calmly.

"Well, he clearly doesn't mind, does he? You should stop treating him like a kid! Ryou is only a few minutes younger than you so stop being an overprotective asshole and leave us alone."

"No," I muttered, "put me down."

Melvin dropped me to the floor and just glared at me.

"Umm, 'Kura?" a little voice called from the sofa.

"What, Ryou?" I asked, looking at him, wondering what he'd been thinking this whole time.

The next thing he said made my eyes widen.

"I think you should move out."

I frowned at the memory. I never would have thought that Ryou would want me to leave but it was Ryou and Ryou was always quick to change his mind.

"Wait, 'Kura!" Ryou said as I grabbed my bag filled with all my stuff, "you don't have anywhere to stay... forget what I said. Stay here!"

"No, Ryou, it's clear I'm unwanted in this house. I'll find somewhere."

Ryou stared at me, hurt in his eyes. I automatically regretted what I had just said. Of course I wasn't unwanted, Ryou looks up to me and now I was being horrible to him. I felt a wave of guilt go over me. I shouldn't have said that to him after all he has done for me. I sighed and was about to apologise when-

"Yeah, okay. Thanks, bro!" Melvin practically shouted as he hung up the phone. Bloody psychopath.

"Who was that, honey?" Ryou asked, his chocolate eyes looking curiously at his muscular boyfriend.

"My brother, Marik," Melvin replied, smiling down at Ryou.

Melvin's gaze then shifted to me. Reddish eyes met purple eyes.

"Marik says you can stay with him," Melvin muttered, smiling smugly.

"You mean your in-the-closet brother?" I enquired.

Melvin chuckled and nodded. I glanced at Ryou.

"See you in school, Ryou, call me if you need help," I said and then looked at Melvin, "don't you dare do anything weird to him or I will kill you."

"See you at school, 'Kura," they both said in unison.

And that is why I live with Marik and also why I'm not too fond of relationships; they destroyed my friendship with Melvin and caused me to lose the one person who keeps me sane, Ryou.

Marik practically jumped down the stairs.

"Ready to go, Fluffy," he asked, ruffling my hair.

"Of course I'm bloody ready, you bloody wanker! I've been waiting for you!" I muttered. "And don't touch my hair!"

"But it's so soft! Anyway, to the Marikmobile!"

"... stop calling it that, Marik."

"NEVER!"

And with that, we headed to school.

Hope you enjoyed. ^^
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Thanks for reading- and if I don't update before the 25th, have a Merry Christmas, everyone.

Bakura: Bah-bloody-humbug. -.-