JULY

It was the first week of July, July fourth as it turns out, when Nero turned to me and said: "I want to have sex."

I first reaction was: "Very funny. Did you take pepdo pismo with your medication again?"

Nero rolled over onto the other side of the bed, pouting like a child. It was one of those rare days when his mom was away on business, doing whatever lawyers did. So I took it upon myself to keep my boyfriend company while she was gone.

But never in a million years would I have expected that sentence to roll out of his mouth.

"A simple 'no' would have been fine. No need to make me feel stupid."

Immediately I sat up, staring down at him in shock.

"Wait…you're serious?" Nero rolled his eyes, still pouting quite intently.

"Don't act so repulsed. I'm not that ugly."

"Ug…ly…Nero! Don't say things like that! That's not what I meant! I'm just surprised. Where exactly is this coming from?"

He shrugged. "I just want to have sex. There was no further thinking involve, in fact, I'm pretty much acting on an impulse."

"An impulse." I deadpanned.

"Yeah, an impulse, now would you just drop the subject? I don't even care anymore."

Nero turned away from me completely. I spluttered a couple times, trying to grasp a hold of the situation at hand. Suddenly my hormones were screaming at me to fix the situation. "Alright," I whispered. "Lets have sex."

In turn he merely grunted.

"Really. Let's do it."

"You don't sound like you want to."

"I do! Oh god I do. Just cut me a break, I've never…done this before. Christ, I'm not even exactly sure how it works…"

Nero rolled over upon hearing those words. "So…you're a virgin then?"

"No, I'm a whore that's slept with tons of dirty old fat guys. Of course I'm a virgin Ner, have a little faith in me."

"Sorry." He whispered

"Are you…?"

"Duh." I smiled.

"Then we'll figure it out together. That is…if you still want to try."

Nero merely answered me with a hungry kiss.

And of course after everything was said and done: I wasn't a virgin anymore.

I will make Le sexy chapter is you say I should but I'm not good at le sexy chapters