Chapter 5: Sincerely, Me-No-Daddy-Voldemort

AN: Sorry about the late update, I was waiting for more reviews. . .


Dear you stupid authors,

I have never had a child! Not with Bella or any other women. In case you haven't noticed, I HATE LOVE! So, because of that, I would never actually create a child with a woman, and even if I did, I wouldn't love the child. So, WRITE BETTER STORIES!

Sincerely,

Me-No-Daddy-Voldemort


AN: Thanks to SuperShays and bestgyrl for being the only two people that reviewed.

So, remember to review. And look at the hint above.