Chapter 6: Sincerely, I Love DON'T Hermione-Malfoy.
A/N: Sorry about the wait, but I was lazy, and I had stuff to do yesterday, so yeah.
Also, this suggestion was given to me by SuperShays.
Finally, if anyone guesses the AVPM reference in here, I will give them a shout-out in the next chapter!
Dear Fanfiction Authors,
Why must you think that I would like Hermione? Especially in that way. Sure, after the war, we didn't hate each other, we got along better than we would've at Hogwarts, but I. Don't. Like. Her. In case you haven't noticed, I'm married, and she's married. Why? Just why?
If I were to rate her on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being ugly, and 10 being pretty, I'd give her . . . An eight. An 8.5. Or maybe a 9. But NOT OVER a 9.8, because there is always room for improvement.
Wait, why did I write this? I don't mean that? What is this quill? A Weasley Wizard Wheezes product? Of course. And what is this called? A Tr-Never mind . . .
The point is, I like (DON'T) her.
Sincerely,
I-Love-(DON'T)-Hermione-Malfoy
A/N: Also, I am open to suggestions!