Fibfi-Chan: Ahem, today, me and Angel-Poo will write this chapter, and it will be good!
Angel: It will be the best thing ever! Wait...Angel-Poo! WTF!
Fibfi-Chan: -ignores- And you will love it and propose to it!
Angel: -gives in and forgets about it- Yes you will!
Deke & Blank: We'll make the cookies! –run off to make cookies-
Masquerade: And I'll just sit here and watch you two write!
I blinked myself awake and stared up at the ceiling, confused. It was three months after his death, and I didn't know how he died. Weren't we best friends…? Shouldn't I know this? Wouldn't he have told me?
I looked around the room and saw Kanda staring at a page in my book, MY book, Maximum Ride. WHY THE HELL WAS HE READING MY BOOK! It's okay Allen. Calm yourself. Caaaaaaallllllmmmm. Breath in. Out. In. Out. In. Out. Okay. Allen-Chan better now!
ANYway, back to where I left off. Kanda was staring at a page in, MY book, Maximum Ride. Although, it's technically James Patterson's, that's just my copy of it. Anyway, he was staring at a random page in the book with his face being a combination of boredom, epic boredom, and extreme boredom. And, much to my shock, Daysia was sitting beside him, staring at the exact same spot in the book with the same expression. That fact alone made me giggle.
Kanda looked up from the book and stared at me blankly while Daysia still stared at the page, expression still unwavering. "Oi, Walker, can you turn the page for us? It's just getting to the good part, and, we, well…can't. You know, it comes with the whole, 'I'm dead and can't touch anything but get teased and tormented by it 24/7' deal."
I blinked and sat up, now fully facing him. "Sure, Kanda. Sorry I was just thinking." I got up from the floor and turned the page for him, although, my face apparently showed that something was bugging me, because Kanda's face went serious and Daysia said, without looking up from the book, now reading the next page as if he could feel my expression, "What's bugging you, Allen-Walker-Of-So-Called-Epicness?"
I sighed and paused for a moment, trying to come up with a good excuse. 'Okay, what things usually bug me?' I asked my self as I ran a list of things through my head that bugged me.
1. Cross Marian and his womanizing ways
2. Tiedoll's humping poodles
3. How Marie knows exactly where everything is even though he's blind
4. How Chaoji can eat that much and not explode
5. Why Tyki Mikk always tries to rape me
6. Why Kanda always calls me Moyashi
7. Do Reever and Komui have a 'thing'
8. Why can I see ghosts
And, last but not least,
9. How did Kanda die? Murder, or suicide?
I came back to reality only to see Kanda waving his hand in-front of my face, saying "Moyahi? Hellooooooo? Earth to Moyashi-Chan!"
I blinked and visibly jumped back while yelling "WHAT THE HELL? KANDA!" Then I tried to do something incredibly stupid. Most likely the most stupid thing anyone could ever do. I bet not even the creator of Disney Channel could do something this stupid.
Wait…they most likely would do something even more stupid then this, I mean, they did make Disney Channel, for cryin out loud! I don't think anyone, anyone, could beat that act of epic stupidness! I mean, with all the constant and lame drama with rich spoiled brats getting upset with their rich dads, who do everything and anything for them, just because they don't get a new pair of shoes, lie, or break the rules and get in trouble for it! (well, not the shoes part, I mean, why would they get in trouble for wanting a new pair of shoes? Unless they nag their dad to death then he gets sick of it then grounds them.) AND remember that all this makes Disney Channel the channel for PMSing chicks and guys with nothing better to do.
Anyway, back to the incredibly stupid thing of epic stupidness I did. I screamed out "AND DON'T CALL ME THAT!" in an epic voice of epicness *cough*not*cough* as I pulled back my arm, not noticing Kanda and Daysia's amused expressions, closed the gap between my fingers and my hands by turning them into fists, charged forward, shot my left arm forward, even though I broke it last year and it just got out of it's cast last week, and, wait for it….
And, I, WAIT. Drum roll please. Thank you. A moment of stupidness like this deserves it.
Anyway, I…I…
I actually tried to punch him.
PUNCH him.
If you don't know how or why this is so incredibly stupid of me, or just forgot, Kanda was a ghost. He couldn't touch anything, and nothing, nothing, could touch him. Hence the reason why this was so stupid of me.
Can you guess what happened next? If you can't, something's wrong with you.
Like, really. I punch at someone that can't be touched or touch anything, because everything goes strait through him. Can you guess now? Yes, that's right. I hit the ground, feeling a LOT of pain shoot through my left arm, that I'll repeat incase you weren't paying attention, just got out of it's cast last week. And, oh what else?
Well, there was a moment of silence before I heard laughing and then realized that there was blood dripping down my face. BLOOD. If I didn't mention this before, I'm horrified of blood. It scares me to death. So, what epicly awesome thing did I do this time, ask you? I screamed. Screamed like the little girl I really am. And no, it was not a manly scream. In-fact, it was the most unmanly scream in the whole damn universe. Not even a five-year-old GIRL could scream girlier then this!
"BLOOD! OH MY FLIPPIN GOLDFISH, I'M GONNA DIE!" I screamed as I started running around the room at top speed as more blood trickled down my face, increasing my screams and Kanda and Daysia's laughing fit.
"SOMEBODY CALL 911! CALL LENALEE! CALL LAVI! CALL CROSS! HELP! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I yelled as I continued to run around the room screaming at the top of my lungs. And, of course, with Kanda's murder, all the adults and everyone was immediately worried when they heard my screams begin and they called Cross home from work. And he, belive it or not, was very protective of me, so he came rushing home. And of course all this happened a few minutes ago and he was home now, and Lenalee and Lavi came rushing over as soon as he pulled into the drive-way.
I heard the front door open and continued screaming and running around in circles while Kanda and Daysia were both re-killing them-selves with their laughter. Really, it wasn't that funny!
Just as I thought that, my bedroom door slammed open and Lenalee, Lavi, and Cross took in the scene with once worried, but now dead-pan expressions.
There, in the huge room, I was, running in circles screaming some random crap about blood, and there seemed to be people laughing in the background. The laughter wasn't loud, but not quiet either. And that fact alone made them pale incredibly, since they couldn't see Kanda and Daysai, since, like i've said so many times before, they were ghost.
Cross glared at me, obviously pissed, and ground out, not even noticing the blood "Allen…why the hell are you screaming? You KNOW that there's a murderer out there! Don't go screaming at the top of your lungs! It makes everyone think that your being killed, and so far, that's how we're thinking that Kanda kid died!"
The laughter in the background stopped right then, not even leaving a trace that it was there. I stopped running and froze, obviously not liking this conversation anymore, and that was when everyone noticed the blood dripping down my face.
Lenalee and Lavi's eyes went wide and they both rushed over to me, shocked. "ALLEN! YOUR BLEEDING!"
I glared at Lavi for that obvious remark and said "I know that dip-shit!" Then I turned to Cross and yelled "What the hell Cross? What. The. Hell. He was murdered? MURDERED!"
Everyone seemed, no were, taken about by my little outburst and cursing. Even though, they were all probably thinking the same thing 'That British accent makes him so sexy! Even when he's cursing and yelling~!' "HAHAHAH! THOSE FOOLS! WITH MY SEXY AND AMAZING BRITISH ACCENT, AND MY AWESOMENESS COMBINED I WILL TAKE, OVER, THE, WORLD!"
I blinked as I realized that everyone was staring at me with dead-pan expressions, and I heard my voices echo just ending. And then it struck me. Oh My Gopher, I think i'm bi-polar and have random disese! And, OH MI GEE, I yelled that random phrase out for all to hear! Not the bi-polar one, but the evil and crazy one about my accent.
I just chuckled nervously and said "Sorry, I didn't take my medicine yet. Can you all, like, go? I'm fine!" I ended my little speech with a grin and intended for it to be a happy moment, but all the blood pouring down my face kinda ruined the effect.
They all just stared at me then slowly backed up, and Lenalee said "Okay then Allen…we'll just…leave you to it…we'll be back in a few hours so we can go see the movie…" And then they were gone, and I turned back to Kanda and asked;
"So, Kanda. How did you die? Murder or suicide?"
Fibfi-Chan: Oh my flipping goldfish, we just finished writing that!
Angel: And~ with me and Fibfi-Chan's powers of epic awesomeness, we finally finished this!
Fibfi-Chan: YEAH! IT ONLY TOOK US ALL NIGHT AND ALMOST ALL OF TODAY~
Fibfi-Chan & Angel: -hold hands, jump around in circles singing 'YAY YAY YAY' over and over-
Masquerade, Blank, & Deke: -stare blankly at Fibfi-Chan and Angel wondering what the hamster is wrong with them-
Blank: Review and we'll give you cookies. Although, your brave to have read that, so we'll give you cookies anyway. But, if you review, you'll get even more cookies than before!
Fibfi-Chan & Angel: YAY YAY YAY! –jump over to Masquerade, Deke, & Blank and hold out their arms in their on little way of saying for them to join in the yaying-
Masquerade, Deke & Blank: Ahh, what the heck? Why not!
Fibfi-Chan, Angel, Masquerade, Deke & Blank: -all holding hands forming a huge circle, jumping up and down while slowly turning counter clockwise, all screaming 'YAY YAY YAY'-
Some Random Chick Whose Name Turns Out To Be Transformers, But You Don't Know That: -pops up in the window, and looks around the room, then her eyes lock onto the huge plate of cookies and a huge evil grin plasters onto her face-
Fibfi-Chan, Angel, Masquerade, Deke & Blank: -all still chanting 'YAY YAY YAY' and fully oblivious to the weird ninja like girl in the window-
Transformers: -climbs through the window, and tip toes over to the plate of cookies, looks around to make sure that no one is watching, picks it up, giggles evily, and runs bock out the window, not even leaving a trace that she was there. Well, except, yaknow, the spray painted words all over the walls that say 'TRANFORMERS WAZ, LIKE, TOTALLY HERE! AND, LIKE, TOTALLY DID THIS! AND STOLE ALL THE COOKIES!'
Fibfi-Chan, Angel, Masquerade, Deke & Blank: -all hear the window break, stop jumping around and screaming, look at the walls, freeze, see the broken window, pale a bit, and then see the cookies gone and they all pale incredibly and pass out-
Transformers: -pops up in the window- REVIEW PLEASE! –cackles evily and disappears-