Fibfi-Chan: -grins evily- Heres an awesome and crazy chapter that Masquerade wrote and Deke and Blank beta'ed!

Masquerade, Angel, Deke, & Blank: We own nothing!

Fibfi-Chan: Neither do I, well, except these cookies for the reviewers! Although, someone did steal them last time…

Kanda's eyes were…different as I looked into them. They looked…unsettling. As if he was looking strait into my soul. I shivered as goosebumps traveled up from my toes, up my legs, on my stomach, and all the way to the top of my head, for no apparent reason. Yeah, it's not apparent if you can't see something that's transparent.

The thing that gave me goosebumps, you wonder? Kanda. He may be perfect in every way that's perfect, but, oh my possum he was the scariest thing known to man, and being a ghost just added onto the title he earned when he was five.

Anyway, If you saw the creepy grin that Kanda gave, it would make you want to scream and faint, which, I was barley able to keep myself from doing. That…that image of his grin…it's…it's imbedded into my mind…forever. It will never go away. If you want to try and imagine it yourself, just imagine the Chesire Cat from Alice In Wonderland. Imagine his grin. Imagine it on Kanda's face. With his bangs covering his eyes, his head tipped back a bit, the insane evil laughter that escaped from his lips, his oh so plush and gorgeous lips that I just wanted to nibble on more than anything, and the next words that spilled from that oh so perfect mouth made me start crying from fear. CRYING.

Kanda's grin widened as he said in a voice that said that he was either crazy, bi-polar…or just evil. I vote all of the above. "Murder or Suicide, hmm?" Were the first words, that made me and Daysia both shivering and on the brink of crying even more, then Kanda said, with his voice rising at the end "Why does it have to be the two? One, or the other? Picking one, and leaving the other behind? Why not both? Can't that happen? And if not, tell me, why?"

Me and Daysia both whimpered at the same time, as Kanda started cackling evil, as he obviously just lost his non-existent mind.

Daysia leaned over and whispered something in my ear, looking frightened and acting as if it was the most important thing on earth, and that he couldn't just poof himself away to somewhere safe while Kanda was in crazy mode. "Allen, I'm sorry! I've been meaning to tell you this all day, but you seemed so happy and I just didn't want to ruin it!"

I blinked confused then said in a nice and worried voice, "Sorry about what, Daysia? Just tell me."

Daysia shuddered as Kanda's cackles got louder and then Daysia whispered in my ear "You know those mitarshi dango's that you bought earlier?"

Did…did he just mention my mitarshi dango's in a conversation, as if something bad happened to them? Or just mention them at all? MY mitarshi dango? Nice and worried mode gone.

Book Of Allen, Lesson One: Never, ever, ever, mention Allen's mitarshi dango in a conversation. Or even think about them. For Allen will get angry. And when Allen's angry, he will kick you. And rip off your head, stab it onto a stick, drench it in gasoline, light it with a match, and parade it around the city. Then go back to your dead body and poke it with a stick. Constantly. For three years.

I glared at Daysia evily then ground out, fully ignoring his horrified 'eep', "What, ABOUT my mitarshi dango?"

He covered his face and just barley mumbled out, hoping that I wouldn't hear "I…ate…them…" Don't ask me how a ghost can eat mitarshi dango. For the Kung Fo Action Jesus, Allen Edition, does not know.

I was frozen on the spot, then I screeched at the top of my lungs "YOU DID WHAT!" Then he poofed away, only to come back another day to face my wrath. Oh yes, that bastard WILL be back! He WILL be! And when he does, he'll face my never ending wrath!

I then turned back to Kanda, with my anger fully forgotten, who apparently got bored and fell asleep on the bed, looking so cute and cuddley~! Like a kitty cat~! And look at his hair! The beautiful hair! Look at how the sunshine just shines over it, and makes it look so warm! I reached out to touch it, only to feel air, then I remembered that he was a ghost.

Wow…I'm an idiot huh? He's been dead for three months and I keep forgetting that he's a ghost, even when I try to touch him daily. And, about the being super angry one moment, the happy and giggly the next, I'm thinking that those are the signs for bi-polar dieses that my Anger Management Teacher told me to look out for. But, just let me get one thing strait…I'M NOT FLUFFY BUNNY BI-POLAR! Ooooh~! Bunny's~! I bet that Kanda's hair is softer than theirs~! Yeah…my Anger Management Teacher told me that I may be obsessed with Kanda's hair, and that I obsess with it to much, and that I need to stop comparing everything with it, and I fully deny it! Gosh, I don't even know how She figured out that I compare everything with it…and always think about it…and when we were kids and we used to have sleepovers I would never sleep, just stay up all night constantly petting Kanda's hair with both my hands at once with a really deranged smile on my face. She confronted me about that one last week.

'Allen, remember when you were a little kid, when you and Kanda Yu would always have sleep overs and you wouldn't sleep, just stay up all night with some creepy and deranged smile on your face while you pet Kanda's hair non-stop?'

'Uhm…are…are you stalking me?'

'…maybe, but just answer the question.'

'Yeah, I do remember…'

"Mmmhmmm…you see, I think that has something to do with your obsession with his hair.'

'WHAT! I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH IT!'

'Then why do you compare it to everything and everyone, and always imagine how soft it is?'

'Uhm…are you…are you stalking my brain?'

Yeah…that still creeps me out. How did she figure it out…

I then picked up my phone and texted Lavi. Hey, did you find out if the cops have found anything at the murder scene?

After a few moments he replyed back saying Actually, it was called off. I didn't think it'd get anywhere, and I just didn't trust them. Besides, they wouldn't find anything.

My eyes widened as I texted back. WHAT! WHY? UGH! YOU MAKE NO SENSE! WHY DIDN'T YOU TRUST THEM!

I waited a few minutes for a reply, and when I got none, I smashed my phone up against the wall while saying a rather colorful string of curse words.

And, some new questions to be added to my list of questions, 'Why does Lavi seem so fine with Kanda's murder and not want anyone to investigate into it?', 'Why does Daysia seem to be guilty about something other then eating my mitarshi dango?', 'Why did Tiedoll buy humping poodles?', 'Why do I talk to myself?', 'Why did Kanda fully avoide my question with even more questions?', 'Why does Lenalee wear such short skirts?' and last but not least 'Why am I so obsessed with Kanda's soft, silky, perfect, shiny hair?'

I stood up from the bed, smiled at Kanda's sleeping figure, and ran down the stairs, screaming about someone eating my mitarshi dango.

Masquerade: YES! I DID IT! I WROTE THE CHAPTER! –does happy dance-

Fibfi-Chan: -passed out on the floor from eating to much cookie doh-

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Angel: We'll give you cookies if you do!

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Angel: -cackles evily-