A/N: Maya is Puck's sister. I know everyone says her name is Sarah but I used Sara for Kurt's cousin and that would get confusing and when I found this name I liked it so yeah. I also thought it was time for a little backround information.
Kurt sent a text to his cousin. He was thankful that she was down for the week. He was sure she would do good as playing Puck's girlfriend, she was a great actor after all.
His phone buzzed. He looked down at his text.
From Sara may- Sure, I'll be your boyfriends girlfriend... lol. Say how did y'all get together?
Kurt smiled as he dug into the story.
Flash back- beginning of July
Puck stared at his ma. She looked at Puck with wonderment. Puck opened his mouth to speak but closed it again. She tapped her foot impatiently and pretended to check a watch on her hand. She rolled her eyes and smiled at Puck.
"Ma," Puck began, "I, a, um. I have a crush on someone."
"So," She asked, annoyed and a little disappointed that this was all he had to say.
"On a guy," Puck said. This earned her attention.
"Really?" She asked. Puck nodded and looked down at his hand, "Well then, when do I get to meet him?" Puck looked up, shocked. Then he smiled.
A week later
Kurt stared in the mirror, trying to decide between his black shoes or his blue ones. He had no idea why it mattered, he was just going to a glee party at Puck's house. But he was going to be in Puck's house. Kurt smiled and blushed when he thought about it. He looked down and kicked his feet. He didn't know when it happened, but after him and Blaine broke up Kurt found himself thinking a lot about Puck. The way his smile could say so much, how with his smile he could make someone fall head over heels for him. How he was in fact easy on the eyes. How his eyebrows would furrow together when ever he was playing video games with Finn and Finn would kill him.
Kurt let out a long sigh, why was he thinking these thoughts? This was Noah Puckerman, the biggest heart breaker, the biggest player, and possible the straightest guy on earth.
Kurt finally decided on the Black ones. He took one more look in the mirror, grabbed his keys and yelled to Finn.
"Finn! Hurry up or I'm leaving you here."
Slowly everyone gathered in Puck's house. Kurt and Finn were the last to arrive.
"It's Finn's fault we're late," Kurt said as he walked in.
"I couldn't find my jacket," Finn mumbled.
"Finn! It's 85 outside with no clouds," Kurt said as he spread his arms out to emphise his point. Puck laughed.
"It's fine," He said, "You guy's fight like siblings."
"Speaking of siblings," Said a girl. She came from the stairs and looked straight at Puck, "Noah, can I borrow your Ipod?"
"No," Puck said.
"Why not?" The girl whined. She looked at Puck with puppy-dog eyes.
"Because I said so," Puck replied. Puck's house was big, a three story house with a basement, a ground level, and a upstairs.
The front door opened to a entry way with the kitchen on the left, and a set of stairs leading down stairs on the right. When you walked straight you ran into the living room. The living room was big, with a 3 person couch on one side, a matching love seat on the other, a chair on another side, and a TV on the forth side. A coffee table sat in the middle. The stairs leading up stairs was off to the side. Everyone looked in awe, no one expected this from Puck. They always thought he was poor.
The girl was cute, she was young, looking around 6 or 8, She had thick, semi-wavy brown hair, brown eyes, a small nose and small eyes. She looked a lot like Puck. Her front tooth was missing and she lisped when she talked. She crossed her arms and stomped upstairs.
"Stay out of my bedroom!" Puck yelled after her. She turned around, stuck her tongue out at him, and ran the rest of the way up.
Puck turned his attention back to his guests, "I was going to order pizza, what kind do you guys want?"
"Cheese," Came the little girls voice from upstairs. Puck rolled his eyes.
"I'll eat cheese, too," Rachel said.
"Me too," Brittany called.
"So 1 large cheese pizza?" Puck asked, "And?"
"I like pepperoni," Tina said. The earned me toos from Artie, Quinn, Mercedes, Mike, and Sam.
"Okay so like 3 pepperonis?" Puck asked, "Okay well I know what Finn and Santana like so Kurt?" Kurt looked up at the use of his name. Puck never called him Kurt, and strangely he liked the way his name rolled off of Puck's lips.
"Um, I don't know I'm not really picky," Kurt mumbled.
"He's really not," Finn said, "I watched him, like, down a whole pizza that had peppers and onions and suasage on it."
"It wasn't the whole pizza," Kurt mumbled as he looked down at his feet, a blush forming on his cheeks.
"Oh yeah, minus the 2 pieces I ate. And It was a large!" Finn exclaimed.
"You dared me to," Kurt shot back.
"I didn't know you would do it, I didn't even know that much pizza could fit in you," Finn looked around the room. Puck was smiling and laughing.
"Well congrats Kurt, you eat like a teenage boy," Puck said. Kurt blushed again, and he started to kick his feet.
"It was one time," Kurt said. Puck nodded.
"So would you eat what Finn, Santana, and I eat?" He asked. Kurt shrugged, "It has onions, mushrooms, sasuage, pepperoni, and peppers." Kurt nodded. "Okay I'll be right back."
Puck dashed to the kitchen where his mom was. She looked out the door and into the living room. The living room was attached to the dining room, which lead straight into the kitchen, "Is he here? Which one is he?" She asked her son, she was excited. Puck poked his head out too and pointed to Kurt.
"Him," He whispered back to his mom. Everyone else was oblivious to what was happening.
"Cute," His mom said, "He doesn't look like he eats, though." Puck rolled his eyes. His mom was such a... mom. "What are we getting?" she asked.
"1 cheese, 3 pepperonis, and 3 of the kind I get, oh shit, wait." Puck ran out before his mom could yell at him for swearing.
"What do you guys want to drink?" Puck asked.
"Soda," Brittany said. Puck rolled his eyes. He got orders from everyone but Kurt.
"Kurt?" Puck asked, Kurt shrugged, "Why are you being so shy?" Puck teased. Because I'm in your house, I'm where you live and I have a hopeless crush on you, Kurt thought.
"Just whatever," Kurt said.
Puck ran back to the Kitchen to place the order, "He seems kind of shy," His mother said.
"He's not usually like this. I wonder what's wrong," Puck wondered out loud. Puck placed the order and looked at his mom.
"What's your game plan?" She asked.
"My what?"
"How are you going to get him?" She asked with an eye roll.
"Oh no no no Ma, He has a boyfriend and this is just kind of a watch from a distance thing," Puck said while nodding his head. His mother shook her head.
"You never know unless you try," She said. She walked up and gave Puck a kiss on his cheek, "No get out there. You're guests are waiting."
Puck walked out and his mother followed. "I can not believe it!" Mercedes said loudly.
"What?" Puck asked.
"Blaine dumped Kurt!" She said. Puck's mom gave him a look that said 'You got a chance! Go get him!'
"He did not dump me, we just had different views," Kurt replied.
"Different views on what?" Mercedes asked with her hand on her hip.
"On whether or not we should be together. He decided we should be just friends, and when he told me that I decided I wanted him to jump off a bridge," Kurt said, "But of course he didn't say his realization so nicely so I didn't say mine nicely."
"What did he say?" Rachel asked.
"He didn't say anything," Kurt mumbled, "I realized that was all he wanted when I walked in on him with another guy. Some Sebastian dude." Mercedes looked like she was ready to kick Blaine's ass, "Cedes don't, It was a month ago I'm over it." Everyone stood.
"Lets make this a real party and kick some hobbit ass," Santana said as she cracked her knuckles.
"Guys, I seriously appreciate it, but don't," Kurt begged. Slowly everyone sat down. Kurt sighed in relief, "Thanks."
"We'll pay him a visit tomorrow," Finn said. Kurt sighed loudly and glared. Puck's mom left the room to go upstairs to see what Maya was up to.
"That girl was your sister?" Kurt asked Puck.
"Yeah, Maya's her name. She's 7 and very annoying," Puck answered.
"Hm, I think you're lucky," Kurt hummed, "She's really pretty."
"Well, yeah. It doesn't stop her from finding a way to annoy me," Puck shrugged.
Kurt looked at him, "I guess you don't understand, but one day you'll appreciate her more." Puck looked at Kurt like he's grown 3 heads. Kurt shrugged. The rest of the day was spent eating and talking. It was a couple hours later and the only person left was Kurt. He was sitting on the couch and texting Finn furiously. Puck walked out, blinked, and stared at Kurt in shock.
"You're still here?" He asked.
"Finn stole my car," Kurt said with anger as he attacked his phone. Puck looked at him. "He asked to borrow my keys so he could get something out of my car and next thing I know he never came back." Kurt explained without looking up. Puck nodded as if he understood.
"What are you going to do?" Puck asked.
Kurt stood and brushed himself off, "I guess I'll walk. Thank you Puck, I had a lovely time."
"Why do you talk like that?" Puck asked.
"Like what?" Kurt blinked at him.
"I had a lovely time, If I may," Puck said. He raised his eyebrows at Kurt.
"It's how my mom talked. I guess I just got used to it, I didn't even notice," Kurt made his way to the door.
"Wait," Puck said as he grabbed his arm. Kurt turned around and Puck's mom watched them from the kitchen with a smile on her face. "It's at least a 45 minute walk, I'll drive you." Kurt shook his head but Puck stopped him, "It's no trouble."
Kurt opened his mouth to protest but when he realized it'd be an excuse to spend more time with Puck he said yes.
The first half of the car ride was quiet. Puck had a old beat up truck and Kurt kept shifting in his seat. "You have a big home," Kurt said. Trying to start a conversation.
"Yeah the one thing my dad is good at is paying child support on time. That combined with my mom's job got us that. It was kind of mom's dream," Puck said.
"Do you know where your dad is?" Kurt asked, wondering how much he could get out of Puck.
"He's in new york. He married someone and started a new family," Puck said, "Can we not talk about my dad?"
"Sorry." Silence fell over them. They were 5 minutes away.
"I like your shoes," Puck said. Kurt looked down.
"Thanks." Puck knew this was now or never.
"Kurt," Puck started, "I like you. Like really really like you, Kurt. I have no idea when this started, but for a while now I've had... feelings for you. I know you probably don't like me, I know all about my past, my mistakes, But I have to try." Kurt stayed silent. He couldn't believe what he was hearing. He must be dreaming or imagining things. Kurt didn't know how long he stayed quiet, but he knew he was at his house. He looked at Puck, who was looking at him, "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have." Puck stared forward and something in Kurt snapped.
"I like you too," He blurted. Puck didn't expect to hear this, "Like a lot. Like 10 times more than how I liked Blaine. But I thought I was crazy because of all the girls you've been with. I thought there was no way you could be gay, or like me. I mean Blaine didn't even like me and he apparently loved me. That doesn't make much sense, does it? There's just no way this is happening right now. You've been with like every girl in glee, not to mention all the girls in school and," Kurt was cut off by Puck's laughing and him pushing his finger to Kurt's lips.
"I'm Bi," Puck said, "I like girls, but I like you more. You're amazing. Go out with me on Friday. And I know this might be to much to ask, but could you not tell Finn? Or anyone in glee? Tell your dad and tell Carole but I'm not ready for the glee club to know." Kurt nodded and Puck realized his finger was still on his lips.
"I understand," Kurt said, "See you Friday," Kurt said and he jumped out of the car.
End of flash back
"Did he really say all that?" Sara May asked. After a while Kurt had gave up texting the story and called her.
"He did," Kurt gushed. He was smiling like crazy.
"Oh my my," Sara May said, "He sounds so sweet."
"Oh he is," Kurt said and then after a while he added, "To me at least."
Sara May giggled, "Well, I gotta go," She said. Kurt said bye and hung up. Kurt got up and put a dvd into the tv. He had a strong urge to watch a video.
"What are you doing?" Puck asked as his face filled the screen.
"Watching you," Kurt said. Puck eyed the camera, "Continue." Kurt instructed. Kurt backed up a little to show Puck playing a video game. The video showed all of Puck's expressions. They went from joy to when he killed something to confusion when something killed him to anger when he was in battle. He spitting out swear words and Kurt was laughing.
"Noah," Kurt said in a slow, low voice, "No cussing." Puck stuck his tongue out at Kurt. Kurt put the camera down on something. He turned the TV off. He went up to Puck, sat on his lap and brought his head up. He crashed his lips on Puck's. Puck let out a moan and they parted.
"I should cuss more often," Puck said. Kurt giggled then walked over to turn off the camera, wiggling his hips all the way.
So yeah Blaine cheated. To all of those Blaine lovers out there, I'm sorry. I love Blaine too.
