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Angel: And~ We're making you all cookies today~

Masquerade: Although their from a tube, they should still be good~!

Angel: They smell good~!

Masquerade: Lets go watch them cook!

Angel: Okay!

Angel & Masquerade: -skip off to the kitchen-

Fibfi-Chan, Deke & Blank: Now, READ!


I stormed down the stairs screaming at the top of my lungs "WHO THE HELL IS EATING MY MITARSHI DANGO, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE PUNCHING IN YOUR FACE!"

Right after I said that, I heard two all familiar voices franticly whispering. Why were they franticly whispering…?

I kicked open the kitchen door and froze as wave after wave of anger came over me, and with every wave, it just made my anger worse and worse.

I stared into the kitchen with my eyes being a combination of shock and anger, as Lenalee and Lavi stared back at me with wide and frightened eyes as they stood there frozen with their arms full of my mitarshi dango. Wait, full's an understatement. More like over flowing. Oh My God, I really want to kill those two right now. Must repress killing urges. Must repress killing urges. Most repress killing urges. Must repress- OH MY FUCKIN GOD I CAN'T DO THIS!

They both flinched back as my eyebrow twitched then, they both screamed as I yelled at the top of my lungs, "DIE LAVI, DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!" As I lept onto the poor soul and started beating up the screaming boy.

As I was evily screaming at Lavi, Lenalee was frozen on the spot like, like…a…a car! Wait, no, cars move. More like, a horse! Wait no, those move too… Okay, she was frozen like…a…a….a….

Statue?

YES! OH MY GOD YES! SHE WAS FROZEN LIKE A STATUE! …wait…why…why is there a voice in my head…oh my god, I just reached a new level of insane…

No you didn't Allen. You were never insane to begin with.

Wait…are…aren't you my Anger Management Teacher…?

shit.

SO YOU ARE STALKING MY BRAIN!

I was yanked out of my conversation with my Anger Management Teacher, although, i've got no idea how she got into my head, when I heard Cross yell over all the screaming and yelling "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, IDIOT DECIPLE!" And then I was fully knocked out of my thoughts when my head collided with the floor, causing a loud 'crack' to echo through the room, and everyone to look at me with wide eyes and worried expressions.

I blinked as I sat up, then I remembered why I was so pissed. And, just as I was about to get back up and kick some butt, Kanda popped out of nowhere and whispered in my ear, "Don't even think about it." I, of course, like the idiot I am, didn't even notice him come over, so, guess what thing I did this time.

No, I did not faint again.

No, I didn't get turned incredibly on by his amazingly hot voice in my ear, although I wanted to.

NO. I did not scream "KANDA KUN, MY HERO~" And jump up to hug him, only to fall down flat on my butt.

But that last one's pretty close…

I jumped, shocked by the sudden appearance, and yelled "OH MY GOD, KANDA YOU IDIOT! YOU NEARLY KILLED ME!" And, of course, the three in the room just had to of heard that. And, even worse, they heard Kanda reply.

"Well Moyashi, I got sick of watching Tiedoll's humping poodles, heard yelling and screams, so I came down here to see what's wrong, and, tada! You were trying to strangle Lavi for eating your mitarshi dango's. Big shocker there! God, how much more pathetic can you get?"

Everyone in the room stared at Kanda, fully horrified. Huh…how can they see him?

"To answer your unsaid yet loudly thought question Moyashi, anyone can see me on a full moon, and, well…it's a full moon." He said all matter of factly. Ugh! Why must he be like that!

Lenalee fell to her knees with tears streaming down her face, Cross was standing there, staring at Kanda, my Kanda, with a dumbstruck expression, while Lavi, who was staring in shock and amazement, managed out "Yu…were…weren't you…dead…?"

Kanda just smirked and said, still in that annoying as hell tone "Well, yeah. But, as I already said, It's a full moon. Although, we can only talk for a few minutes. Me and Daysia have some people who're investigating my death to scare. I'll only answer one of your questions, though, just to be nice."

I watched as Lenalee wiped away her tears and stood up, sniffled, then said "Kanda…I have one question that everyone in the state wants to know. Were…were you…murdered…or…was, it…suicide?"

Lavi's eye widened as he took out his camera and started recording, finally realizing that we have to record this or no one'll belive us.

There was a small silence then Cross said, as once again everyone ignored me and paid attention to the glory hog…AGAIN. "Well Kanda. Answer her. Did someone murder you, or did you commit suicide? And, if you were murdered, who did it?"

I chose this time to regain myself the attention and pointed out, now using a sickeningly sweet matter of fact tone that only idiots who are to full of themselves use "But, Master, didn't Kanda say that he'll only answer one question? You asked two."

Lavi nodded and said "He does have a point, Cross."

Master Cross now turned to glare at Lavi, and stoped paying attention to me, may I add, and said "I can't belive you! You're siding with the kid who tried to murder you less then five minutes ago, over mitarshi dango!"

Lavi just blinked then shrugged, before saying "Well…he did have a pretty good point, and besides! It was in the past."

A low chuckle then emitted through the room and all heads turned to Kanda, who was smirking at us, obviously amused. Amused. With me! No one gets amused with me and gets away with it!

Just as I was about to get up and punch him, my Anger Management Teacher popped in and said Allen-Chan! Don't make the mistake of trying to punch him again! Your not that stupid…

I sighed and turned to Kanda, now once again getting over the fact that my Anger Management Teacher hacked into my mind, and said "Kanda…are you going to answer our questions or not? I really am getting sick of dealing with your not answering demeanor everyday…"

Kanda walked over to the wall soundlessly with his head hanging down, then, as he put on hand on the wall, he turned his back to us, with a grin plastered onto his face, then he said in a cheery tone "It was murder. Just like the police suspected. And, about who did it…lets just say that it's someone very close to all of you. Maybe physically, or maybe emotionally. Your pick." And then, with a cheery chuckle, he disappeared through the wall, leaving us all standing there, dumbstruck, with the same question running through all our minds. 'Physically, or emotionly? What the hell does he mean by THAT!'


Fibfi-Chan: Everyone! Blank wrote this chapter, and we all agreed that it's the best one yet!

Angel: It gave me goosebumps from all the mystery!

Masquerade: It made me cry!

Deke: It made me wonder what the hells wrong with us.

Blank: And it made ME wonder why you all barley let me write!

Angel: …well…sometimes…your storys, are…

Masquerade: Creepy, simply put.

Blank: -sulks in emo corner-

Fibfi-Chan: Well…the batch of cookies we made from a tube sucked! So, you reviewers are getting homemade brownies today!

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Angel & Masquerade: AND YOU'LL GET BROWNIES! WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS!