Then, Light noticed another bizarre thing. He noticed that a unicorn was coming their way. It was the most beautiful animal Light had ever seen. It looked like a noble white horse with a lion's tail that was the most blinding shade of pure white and in the center of its forehead was a horn that looked like it was made out of diamond. Its hooves also looked like they were made of diamond. Its eyes were also the same blinding shade of white as its fur, which freaked Light out a little. "Oh my god! It's a unicorn" screamed Matsuda, pointing out the insanely obvious. The unicorn jumped over Matt who was still too busy trying to beat the final boss in kingdom hearts 358/2 days. It kept walking until it got to Near, and then it stopped. Near looked up at the unicorn. The unicorn looked down at Near. They stood there like that for a few seconds, then the unicorn leaned it's head on Near's shoulder and nuzzled him. Near pet the unicorn. The unicorn made a purring noise that sounded like wind chimes. "awwww, I wanna pet the unicorn too." Said Matsuda. He went over to pet the unicorn, but the second he touched it, it stopped purring and kicked him so hard that he went flying into a tree. Near pet the unicorn again and it purred happily. "I wonder why it doesn't like him?" said Beyond. "Well, if everyone could pet the unicorn, then I might be able to figure it out." One by one, everyone but Matt (because he was still trying to beat that boss) went up to pet the unicorn and the results where same as with Matsuda, except everyone dodged the kick and didn't get knocked into a tree. "I think I've figured it out." Said L "the unicorn likes Near because he's a virgin. In fairytales, unicorns always like virgins and since I'm pretty sure that Near is the only virgin here, it would make sense." As soon as L was done talking, Mello started rolling on the ground laughing because Near was still a virgin and a hurt expression came onto Beyond's face. The unicorn got pissed off because Mello was yelling at Near and started stomping on Mello (and yes, it's hooves where made of diamond :D). While that was going on, Beyond said to L with tears in his eyes "I wanted to be your first!" L just stood there in shock at Beyond.