Puck stood in front of Lea the next day. Kurt had told him to continue with his usual routine, and that Kurt would find him a hot girlfriend. Puck didn't know what Kurt's definition of hot was, but at this point he would take anyone.
"Who is that?" Lea muttered in amazement as she watched someone behind Puck. Puck turned around to see a tall girl, with long flowing golden blonde hair, she had piercing blue eyes that Puck could see even from this distance. She wore a short skin tight skirt and a flowing shirt that she tucked in. Her black boots were knee high. She wore little make up and walked with confidence and a force that moved people out of her way. She reminded Puck of Quinn before she lost all her popularity. She seemed like someone no one could touch. She walked up to Kurt, Kurt pointed to Puck and instantly Puck knew who she was. She was his girlfriend.
The girl walked up to Puck, "Hey honey," She said in a low sexy voice. Puck wrapped an arm around her waist and she curled into him. She kissed the side of his neck and hummed, "You smell nice today."
The girl smelled nice, she smelled like vanilla.
"Hey babe," Puck said. The girl then turned to Lea.
"Who is she?" She said in a snotty voice.
"Lea, remember I told you about her," Puck said as he brought a hand up to play with her hair.
"Lea," She said slowly, "I'm Sara May," She clicked her tongue and slowly looked Lea up and down. It was obvious that Sara May was hotter than Lea, "Listen here kitten," Sara may bit at her, "I see the look you're giving Noah, and I hear what the girls in glee club say about you, I just want you to know that he's mine, Kitten. You touch him and I wont hesitate to break those cheep manicured fingers of yours, and any other body part I think seems fitting." After hearing that Puck was convinced she was related to Kurt some how.
Lea was stunned, "I,I," She stuttered.
"You," Sara May said as she jabbed her finger in her direction, "Kitten, are going to stay away from my boyfriend."
Lea looked at Puck for help but Puck just shrugged, "If Sara May doesn't approve of you then I guess we can't be friends."
"Damn straight you cant. Noah is my property, kitten, and even though I don't see you as a threat, I can't have some little kitten in heat humping him while I'm away," Sara May clicked her tongue again, "Do you understand?"
Lea nodded, "Yes." Then she ran away.
Sara May laughed, "Come on honey, lets go to your little club." And they walked to glee with Kurt following behind.
Once in glee, Kurt stood by the door and Sara May went over and sat right on Puck's lap. Mr. Schu gave them a weird look, along with everyone else. Puck was about to ask what she was doing when Lea rushed in. She looked awkward and flustered.
"Mr. Schuester, I'm sorry but I can't do glee club anymore," She said. Mr. Schu gave her a confused look.
"Oh come on kitten," Sara May practically purred as she rubbed up against Puck, "I didn't mean to make you quit. I just wanted you to know you couldn't touch Noah because he's my property."
"No," Lea said as she shook her head, "I think it's best I leave." Mr. Schu understood and excused her. Once Lea was gone everyone looked at Kurt, who had an unreadable look on his face. People were sure there was going to be a smack down.
"Sara May," Kurt said in monotone before he broke out into a huge grin and said, "I love you."
Sara May got up and tackled Kurt. Kurt giggled and hugged her back. Suddenly Sara May's whole person changed, suddenly she was a giggling girl as opposed to the slut she came off as.
"Kurt," She said, her voice changed to a southern accent and Puck then realized why she had said everything so slow and low. It was to hide the accent, "You dressed me up so whorish."
"I needed to make you look like someone Puck would date," Kurt replied.
"You don't look like a whore," Sara May whined, "In fact you don't look hot at all." Kurt's jaw dropped, "Kidding!" She giggled.
Kurt narrowed his eyes, "Well it took me forever just to make you look presentable."
"I don't believe that, she's beautiful," Finn said which earned him a glare from Rachel.
"Thank you, Finn," Sara May giggled and blushed. Finn nodded.
"Oh but you wouldn't believe it, Sara May here wears overalls with her hair in a very messy pony tail and no make up," Kurt sighed as he eyed the girl, "It's hard to believe she's a girl. Turning her into the girl you see now was very hard work."
"Hmm I must admit, rubbing up against your boyfriend was very fun!" Sara May cheered. Kurt glared at her, "Don't give me that glare," She scolded. Then she turned to the club, "You should have heard Kurt when he called me. He sounded like a turkey on thanksgiving. Going on and on about how his-" She was cut off by Kurt's hand on her mouth. Her head moved and Kurt's face turned to utter disgust.
"She licked me," He said as he rubbed his hand up and down his pants. Sara May wiggled her eyebrows then twirled her hips.
"Anyways, he went on and on," Sara May began but was cut off by Kurt saying, "Shut up." She ignored him, "'bout how his boyfriend was being haunted by a horny cat in the shape of a teenage girl. That's where I got calling her Kitten from." Sara may burst into laughter. "Kurt has a way with words." She giggled out. Kurt glared.
"You should have saw her, she wouldn't leave him alone," Kurt said.
"Kurt doesn't get jealous a lot. Oh but on the occasions that he does, It's so funny. He comes up with the funniest things to say about people and he gets angry. Kurt kind of reminds me of a little boy," Sara May nodded and smiled, "Like there was this one time a couple years ago when some girl named Harmony won a singing competition instead of him. He said some really funny stuff. OMG you have that on video!" She skipped to the DVD player and the DVDs and skimmed through them. Kurt watched in shock. She put a video in and pushed play.
September 14th 2001
A image of a stage filled the screen. A man stood on the stage, "Kurt Hummel," He called. Kurt walked onto the stage. He looked at the audience and music started to play. Kurt didn't start singing when he was suppose to. Kurt didn't sing at all, he dropped the microphone and ran. The announcer came back up and said, "Well, I guess he got scared. Kurt's eliminated which makes your winner Harmony." The crowd clapped and a brown haired girl walked onto the stage.
"Thank you," She said, "Obviously I was the best choice. I don't choke like some of my competitors." The screen skipped.
September 14th 2002
It was behind the stage in the back room where everyone was preparing. The camera was on Kurt, who was talking to himself. Harmony walked up to him.
"I just wanted to say don't ch-ch-choke," She said as she smirked. Kurt glared.
"Break a leg, Harmony," Kurt said with a forced smile, "No literally fall off the stage and break your leg, and hit your face too, that might improve it." The girl stared wide eyed and mouth hanging open. She huffed and stormed away.
"Kurt!" Came Chris' voice but then laughter could be heard, "You're hilarious but if dad hears that you'll be in big trouble."
Sara May broke into a loud, high pitched hysterical laughter and Kurt's eyes grew wide in shock. He stared at his cousin. She doubled over and held onto Kurt. Kurt tried to pry her off but she clung on.
"Sara May let me go," Kurt said. She shook her head as she laughed and then, suddenly, she stopped laughing and stood up straight. She looked as if nothing had happened. She blinked at Kurt. Kurt broke into a smile and pushed her.
"Hmm, My acting still are extraordinary," She said, "Ohh! Wanna see Kurt givin' me a make over?" She asked. Before anyone could answer she was plugging a video camera into the DVD player.
"You stole my video camera?" Kurt asked. She nodded.
"What are you doing?" Sara May asked. She was sitting in a chair in front of a mirror in Kurt's room. Kurt was somewhere behind the camera.
"Why does everyone ask me that?" Kurt asked as he came into view with scissors in his hand.
"Because It's weird, you video taping people. You Hummels are weird, video taping everything," She said, "What are you doing?" She shrieked as Kurt brought the scissors to her hair. She jerked out of the way. Sara May was wearing overalls and her hair was long with no bangs or anything.
"Trust me I've done this before," Kurt assured, but when he brought the scissors back up she still jerked away. Kurt laughed, "I promise it will look good." Sara May shook her head.
"Why can't my hair be like this," Kurt stared at her, "Fine," She groaned as she gave in. Kurt smiled and set to work at cutting her hair. Sara May stayed quiet. Kurt turned her around so he could cut the back.
"So," Sara May said after a while, "What does your boyfriend look like?"
"Well, he has a mohawk," Kurt began but he was cut off by Sara May's gasp.
"You're dating someone with a mohawk?" She said in disbelief, "That's so cool!" She jumped up and down which caused Kurt to yell at her. Once he was done she continued, "Ryan George has a mohawk and it's so cool! I think guys with mohawks are so awesome. It's like really hot and in a way it makes them mysterious. I've always wanted to date someone with a mohawk." She clapped and smiled.
"Settle down," Kurt said, "Your only his pretend girlfriend."
"We'll see about that," She said. Kurt's eye narrowed.
"I wouldn't make the person cutting your hair mad," Kurt warned then he leaned down to her ear and said, "Back off he's mine."
Sara may burst into laughter, "I was only kidding." Kurt put down the scissors.
"I'm done," He said. She closed her eyes.
"I don't wanna see," She said. Kurt laughed and she turned around to look in the mirror. Her eyes grew wide and she giggled, "OMG! I love it," She said as she pulled on the hair, "You're amazing. I can't believe how good it looks."
"I know," Kurt said. He walked out of view and came back with a black skirt and a blue shirt. "Here ya go," He said as he handed it to her. Her eyes got wide.
"Kurt! I'll look like a whore in this," She said with wide eyes.
"That's the point," Kurt said.
"Why?" She asked.
"Because I need you to look like a girl my boyfriend would date." Sara May eyed Kurt.
"Your boyfriend only dates whores?" She asked, "That must mean you put out," She said as a joke.
"I... I do not," Kurt said but his voice cracked. This caught her attention.
"I was just kidding," She said, "But you getting all defensive either means you do it all the time or you haven't done it yet. Which one is it?" Kurt stayed silent.
"How long have you two been dating?" She asked.
"About 5 months," Kurt said.
"And you still haven't done it?" She gasped.
"Shut up," Kurt mumbled as he looked down at his feet.
"You're almost 18. Are you going to turn 18 and still be a virgin?" She shook her head but when Kurt stayed silent realization hit her, "You're not a virgin, are you?"
"I'm done talking about this," Kurt said.
"Kurt you need to talk to someone," She tried but she was cut off.
"I am done talking about this," Kurt said forcefully as he picked out lip gloss. Sara May stuck her lips together and bit her cheek.
"Fine," She said. There was silence as Kurt continued to put make up on her, "I'm not a virgin," She said. Kurt froze, "It was some summer fling that ment nothing, but it still hurt when he left."
"I'm still a virgin," Kurt said as he walked over to the video camera, "But sometimes-" And the camera shut off.
"OMG," Kurt muttered. Sara May got wide eyed.
"I'm sorry, I forgot we talked about that," She said. Kurt bit his lip.
"Well at least we know Puck's not pushing you."