Deke: Well, I'm in charge today, sooo…

Fibfi-Chan: OH NO YOUR NOT! GET BACK HERE, FREAK!

Deke: EEEEP! –runs away-

Fibfi-Chan: -chasses him-

Masquerade, Angel & Blank: …well…we don't own anything, and neither do those two goons. They'll be back by the end of the story though.

Angel: Wanna go bake stuff for the reviewers?

Masqerade & Blank: DUH!

Angel, Masquerade & Blank: -all skip off to the kitchen-

After all my screams, Cross came up, saw what I was screaming about, and pulled me away and down to the living room. Thank God for that. He's talking with Tiedoll now, about the humping animals and how they just scared me for life.

Tiedoll said that there's nothing he could do and that I shouldn't be snooping around in other peoples business. Huh. Is it just me, or is everyone acting different lately…?

Nope. It's just you.

Thanks for being so supportive Ms. Nine. Thanks.

Your welcome Allen~

I WAS BEING SARRCASTIC!

I yanked myself out of my inward conversation when the front door banged open and Cross storming into the Living Room, grumbling to himself, obviously pissed at Tiedoll.

He walked over to me and shoved a little flying…bird/golem/dog/cat/…thing, into my face. I don't even know what it was, but it was golden, had wings, and had a little golden cross on it's front. How strangely odd…

I noticed Cross smirk out of the corner of my eye then he said "It's name is TimCampy. I thought that it could help you get rid of your trauma. You know, from the humping animals."

I shuddered at the memory. It was always going to haunt me…

I picked up the yellow ball with wings and just stared at it. Just. Stared. What else was I supposed to do with it? It was just a yellow, creepy, floating ball, with wings, and a cross on its front.

I bordly began to move my hand across it's face, then, something that I thought was impossible since it had no face happened.

It BIT my hand! It BIT it! It's teeth were like razors and it hurt like HELL!

What. The. FUCK.

Cross sat down beside me, smirking at my pain, then said "Well…we got some more information about Kanda's murder. Well...we got it on video from a security camera. Here, I'll show it to you and I'll need you to tell me if you've seen this person before. Alright?"

I nodded weakly in response as he put in the DVD and hit play.

It was all black and white, and there was a man in the distance, wearing a bowlers hat, and was holding a gun. His grip was firm, but you could see the smoke coming out of the gun, showing that it had recently been fired.

Where have I seen this before…?

Not to far in front of him, a teenaged boy laid on the ground. His face was pale, and dark eyes stared blankly to his left. He was covered in a darker substance that I'm assuming was blood, and there was a hole going strait through his chest.

My dream…it…was, real…? But…how could I have seen it? I wasn't even there, I was home and happily asleep! …wasn't I…?

Cross looked over at me, at saw my paleness, then, slid his hand under my chin and slightly lifted it so he could see my face better, then he quietly whispered, "Allen...is something wrong…? You seem…worried." And then, something that was fully out of the blue and made me question if this was some twisted dream or not, he kissed me. On the lips!

I was frozen and horrified as his lips moved against mine, and I felt mine move in response.

NO! BAD LIPS, STOP!

I put my hands on Cross's shirt in an attempt to push him away, but found myself grabbing it in my grubby little hands and pulling him closer, all the while my mind continued to scream at me to stop and how wrong this was.

Finally, he pulled away, grinned at me, then walked off as if nothing ever happened. What the hell is wrong with me…?

Fibfi-Chan: …Deke…I never thought…that…you would be writing guy on guy scenes…

Masquerade & Blank: -both passed out on the floor from shock-

Angel: -walks out of the kitchen carrying cookies, cakes, brownies, and cupcakes for the reviewers- Wow…what happened to them?

Deke: They passed out from the shock of me writing Yaoi.

Angel: Well, let me read it!

Transformers: -explodes down from the ceiling, throws down a bomb, knocking everyone unconscious, steals half of all the goodies, then sneaks away- Little girls should never read Yaoi, it'll ruin your minds! Review please!