OH GOD!
THIS IS SO MUCH FUN~!
I just started my EEn'E fanfic (Now has 3 chapters)~!
It's so awesome!
Any way me no own, yada yada.
WARNING: Cliffies(Sorta) and Kuro being awesome and scary!
Who is a warning all his own.
ON WITH THE SHOW! (Small note: I know in the 2nd chapter it says Hungary, but she isn't here, and I'm too lazy to go fix it! So there.)
Ah...
My faithful (and mysterious) butler Cadby!
He was a good man. A good man indeed...
"Hey Caddie! What's for dinner?" I asked, walking towards the incredibly large dining table.
"Tonight sir, we are having Orange chicken with fried rice and mandarin sauce, Chinese manju, and sweet buns." he said, ordering the chef to bring in all the food. Mei had immediately sat down, along with the others, but the countries stayed standing besides America and Prussia.
"Sit! Sit! There's always enough food!" said Angela, trying to get them to sit.
"Free food is good food." said Erisa, getting Austria, Switzerland, and Germany's* attention. They sat down almost as fast as Mei.
A few others followed, leaving France and Canada. Angela immediately piped up.
"France, You can sit by me! And Cana-san can sit by Prussia!"
This caused France to flash by, sitting next to Angela. I swear if he touches her inappropriately, I'll castrate him with a spork. As Canada slowly sat next to Prussia, the food came out.
Oh god.
It smelled HEAVENLY! And there was so Much! Almost as if...
No.
He couldn't have known!
I looked over at Cadby, who simply winked.
How reassuring.
As the plates of food wee set before us, both Angela and America had torn into them. I slowly ate mine, as did the others. Besides Mei, who was shaking as she ate slowly next to China.
Wait, wasn't Switzerland there?
I looked over, to see him next to Erisa.
This made me think...
Cute couple.
I shook my head, remembering to save that for another day.
As I finished, I thought about rooming arrangements. Me and Lexie's rooms were right next to each other, with two open rooms right across the hall. Switzerland and Germany would go there, and next to Germany would be Italy. After that is Jo's room, then Mei's. Across from them would be Austria and Canada, then France, America and England. Prussia would be next to Erisa. Then China, Japan and Russia. Still rooms left.
"Here are the rooming arrangements..." I said, getting up from my chair. I told them all the arrangements to them.
Someone mumbled 'How Un awesome, Im not doing that' and I twitched in annoyance, slowly moving my hand to the knives by my plate. Mei, Jo, and Angela flinched, and hid under the table slowly. Erisa mumbled 'idiots' and left the room going towards the library.
"You...need to follow my rules... or else..." I said slowly eying the culprit, who was Prussia.
"Or else what? You can't tell the awesome me- eek!" Yelped Prussia, as i threw several steak knives at him, pining him to the chair. All the other nations had either fallen out of their chairs or had backed away, besides Russia, who was watching in amusement.
"Or else," i started in a sugary sweet tone, that was also dripping venom, "I'll castrate you...Stuff your d*ck into a blender on liquefy, throw in a bit of salt and lemon juice and make. You. Drink. It." I pulled out the knives one by one saying this, putting a bit more emphasis on my speech.
" I am understood, da?" I finished, smiling sweetly. He nodded, shivering and shaking.I turned around, smiling my regular smile.
"Good! I hate having my rules broken! Only certain people can, and you aren't one of them! Now that that is taken care of, let me show you too your rooms~!" I said, cheerfully walking back up the stairs.
"...I like him~!" said Russia, following behind.
~TIMESKIPwootTIMESKIP~
After I had shown everyone there room, I retreated to mine.
It had been a long long day. I nearly fainted on my bed, but i had enough strenght to change into my pajamas, which consisted of a white muscle shirt and sheep print bottoms.
I looked down at my arms seeing the scars of the past.
Light pink scars winded their way up my arms, reminding me of that night.
The night everything went wrong.
The night I died.
OH GOD!
WHAT HAPPENED TO KURO?
... Only I know!
BWA HA HA AH HA!
Oh, but a Hint: NO VAMPIRE! ...I don't like vampires...
GOOD DAY/NIGHT/MORNING!