Fibfi-Chan: HEY, YULLEN AND YAOI FANS, IF YOUR READING THIS, THEN IS THIS THE CHAPTER FOR YOU!

Deke: MORE IS BEING REVEALED, AND NOW IT'S ONLY A FEW MORE CHAPTERS TIL WE ALL FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH ALLEN!

Masquerade: FOR ALL YOU TYKI LOVERS, HE'S IN THE CHAPTER~!

Angel: STOP GIVING THINGS AWAY, MASQUERADE!

Blank: NOW, WE DON'T OWN D. GRAY-MAN, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, OR ANYTHING! NOW READ!

Fibfi-Chan: WAIT!

Blank: …okay…what?

Fibfi-Chan: I wanted to thank all the reviewers! We almost have 30 reviews, and we're hoping that this chapter will get us past 30, so, everyone, please help us accomplish that! We're so close!

Angel: Yeah, and me and Blank made cup-cakes for you all that get us to, and past 30~! Heheh!

Blank: Yup…is that all?

Fibfi-Chan: Nope~ If anyone knows any good anime cons PLEASE tell us by PMing us, or REVIEWING!

Deke: Okay…just…read now…please.

I blinked. Why did Cross just kiss me? And why did I kiss him back? What the Hell is wrong with me? I looked over at the little golden ball sitting beside me on the couch. He just grinned at me, showing me his many, many, MANY, sets of teeth.

What.

The.

Hell.

How does that thing have teeth! I mentally screamed as I backed up against the side of the couch, fully horrified. What if he bites me! What if he never lets go! What if he chomps off my hand!

I was horrified, what do I do! I then blinked as I saw Kanda walk into the house, not through the wall, but through the door. By opening it.

How did he open it, might you ask? He touched it. He touched it. TOUCHED it. He's a GHOST. How can he TOUCH it? I am now fully confused.

He then looked over at me smiling. SMILING. WHY IS HE SMILING!

"Evening, Allen-Chan. How was your day sweetie?" Sweetie? Did Kanda just call me sweetie? WHY? What is wrong with me!

He then walked over to me, and I realized something, something crazy that made me question my sanity even more then I already was. I couldn't see through him.

He sat down in front of me, looking protective and possessive, then he said "I saw that little scene with Cross. Why were you kissing him? Why did you let him kiss you? Didn't you like me? Did I get boring?" I blinked as my face turned deep, deep scarlet. HOW DID HE KNOW THAT I LIKED HIM!

He then leaned over so then his face was only inches away from mine. What was he doing…?

"I thought…you liked me…" He breathed in my ear, as my face went crimson. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!

My heart then stopped, as he did something that made me question if this was a dream, and if it was, I was going to go find the messed up part of my subconscious, rip it apart, and then drop it into a bomb-fire.

Anyway, what Kanda did that shocked me so much was…

Okay, give me a drumroll Yullen fans. Drumroll. Thank you, now…he…he kissed me. KISSED. ME.

As his lips slowly moved against mine, I wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled him closer, and then slipped him the tongue. I wasn't even thinking of how I could touch him, or how he could touch me. I was too lost in the moment to even think as his soft and perfect lips moved against mine and our tongues were engaging in a dance.

I leaned back so I was laying down on the couch so he could have better access as he began unbuttoning my shirt. I closed my eyes and felt his lips brush across my neck.

OH MY GOD! This feels so good~ I thought to myself, not even caring that Klaud Nine, my Anger Management Teacher, was most likely listening and having a heart attack. HAH! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SPYING ON MY MIND!

I relished in the moment, loving it and feeling impossibly great~

Why do I feel impossibly great? Because the love of my life is kissing me!

I cracked my eyes open and saw Kanda grinning over me, his left hand playing with the him of my pants.

I was panting, my breath coming in short gasps. What was going on…?

The heat in my stomach was overwhelming, and my erection was hard and pulsing.

I blearily blinked, now barley able to see as Kanda reached in and grabbed me. Hard.

I moaned, of course unable to control myself as I bucked my hips, wanting more attention.

Then he smiled and said, in an odd voice that I recognized as not his, "Well Allen-Chan…I never thought you'd be so eager to let me rape you." His voice was cunning and had amusement in it.

I froze and paled. Wait…only one person called me that nickname…and…I knew that voice…and it wasn't Kanda… "OH MY GOD! TYKI! WHAT THE HELL!"

Tyki raised and eyebrow and said with a smirk "I'm guessing you thought I was someone else?"

"DUH!" OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY FUCKING GOD! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!

Tyki just raised an eye brow and took his hand out of my pants. "Well Allen-Chan…that was different then I expected. First, you moan at my touch and you buck your hips to get closer to me, then, you start screaming and cussing at me. Whew…and people call me bi-polar…well…see-ya Allen-Chan, I'll rape you later, don't worry." And, with a wink he walked off through the front door, while whistling a tune to him-self. It sounds like System Of A Down, but I can't really tell.

I sighed and went to the bathroom to clean myself up, when I saw everything flash white and I was strapped down to a lab-table, with people wearing masks all around me, with surgical tools and they had IV cords running fluids into me. My heart rate was visible on a heart monitor, and it was going much to fast, and then all I heard was a long high pitched beep and people shouting, then I blinked and I was standing in the bathroom, staring at myself in the mirror.

I was shaking and pale, obviously scarred shitless, and then I mumbled so only I could hear, "Oh my god…I gotta lay off the porn…" Before I turned on the sink and splashed water in my face hoping that it would cure me of this crazy streak.

Fibfi-Chan: YAY~ I wrote that one, for anybody that's wondering~!

Deke: Yup…she wrote it~!

Fibfi-Chan: Oh, Happy Day, Happy Day~~~!

Angel: Okay, well, review, get us to 30 and above, and get cup-cakes!

Masquerade: And, Blank'll give you a hug and kiss on the cheek~~!

Fibfi-Chan: …

Deke: …

Angel: …

Blank: …okay. I agree. If you review, get us to and past 30, tell us what you think, and I'll give you cup-cakes, hug you, and kiss you on the cheek. Yeah. I'm awesome like that.

Fibfi-Chan: …okay…review please…you'll get hugs, cup-cakes, and a kiss on the cheek. How much better can it get? –starts sulking-

Deke: Awww…Fibfi-Chan, what's wrong?

Fibfi-Chan: …he…he never hugs me!

Angel: BLANK! GIVE FIBFI-CHAN A HUG!

Blank: FINE! –hugs Fibfi-Chan-

Fibfi-Chan: Thanks Blank~

Masquerade: See that? The little blue button at the bottom of the screen? The one with the yellow symbol beside it? Yeah, that one. Click it. And then, write something in the little box that pops up, and write what you think~

Deke: Don't forget to tell us about an anime con! We really wanna go to one~!