Fibfi-Chan: Sorry people for the late chapter, but some freaks were leaching off our internet so we had to turn it off. WAAHHHH!
Deke: -pats Fibfi-Chan's head- Sorry about the short chapter, but we have to go hang with Fibfi-Chan's dad tomorrow at like, 9:00 am which is SUPER early for us, and we're trying to update all of our stories, so, sorry!
Angel: Now, me and Blank are making the reviewers chocolate chip cookies! Yay~
Blank: Yawn…how…exciting.
Fibfi-Chan: What's wrong Blank?
Blank: We make that same things for the reviewers every darn update, and I wanna make something new! Like…lolly pops!
Angel: …okay…lets make cookies and lolly pops for the reviewers!
Blank: Okay!
Masquerade: Now, we REALLY don't feel like replying to all the reviews one by one, so we're doing that here~
Soulless Ghosty: I'm not to pleased about the un-enthusiastic review, but you most likely have a good reason for it, and, if you didn't post that review we wouldn't be at 33! No, we would be at 32, so thank you so much for reviewing, and of course there's and extra gift for you even though you already got a snack and a hug and kiss on the cheek from Blank, of COURSE there's more for you! Our love~!
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MoonToy: Thank you for all the happy reviews, and sorry about the not real Yullen, and we know it doesn't count as REAL Yullen, but, bare with us. With this crazy plot, it's pretty hard to put in Yullen. So, sorry!
LadyAliceWalker: Okay, first things first. Your review was super happy-ful full of happy-ness! Yes, we like making people think things aren't what they seem~ Oh, and about what's wrong with Allen-Chan, it'll all be revealed soon~
Deke: Okay, now that that's done…we don't own D. Gray-Man, if we did it would be full of humping animals and Tyki always wanting to rape Allen~
Angel: Now, go one, read the story~
After I washed up, my phone rang. Of course, I picked it up, and, of course, there was ANOTHER thing to add to the list of things wrong with me. After I heard this new information from Lavi, I was frozen. Something was definitely wrong with me.
You know Tiedoll's humping poodles and bunny's? Yeah, he joined in on the 'fun'.
Yeah, and now he's pregnant. I don't know how the hell he could be, for these simple reasons;
1. He's a dude.
2. He did it with animals
3. …well…I can't really think of anything else…
I don't know what's going on! He's throwing a baby shower in fifteen minutes, and everyone I know is going. EVERYONE.
I really don't know what's wrong with me. Were my final thoughts as I finished brushing my hair back like the awesome people did in the movies, only to have it pop back up and whap my eyes. STUPID EYES! STUPID HAIR! STUPID EYES, HOW COME YOUR SORE AND ALWAS BEING WHAPPED BY MY HAIR! STUPID HAIR, HOW COME YOUR ALWAYS WHAPPING MY EYES! GRRRRR…
I sighed as I sat down on the couch and waited for Lavi to come over, only to have Kanda pop me out of my thoughts.
"Oi, Moyashi, where are ya goin?"
I looked over at him and raised and eyebrow. He was doing a handstand and staring at me waiting for me to say something. Since when could he do that? Now, if I may add something-
No Allen. You may not add something. You're thoughts are much to inappropriate for someone of your age.
Sorry Miss. Klaud, but I'm adding it. Anyway, he looked incredibly hot like that, and, I never even knew he could GET that hot!
…you REALLY need to control your thoughts around me. Really.
Oh, silly Miss. Klaud. I DO control my thoughts around you. I really do.
"Well Kanda, if you must know, your dad's pregnant and I'm about to go to his baby shower."
Wow…I never knew his eyes could GET that big. Right now, Kanda's eyes were wide as saucers and his mouth was gaping open as he fell forwards after his arms gave out from shock.
…I never knew he would react like that…
And, of course, I began laughing so hard I fell to the ground and my sides hurt. After my little laughing time, I looked over at Kanda who was still staring at me with wide disbelieving eyes. Then, after a few minutes of awkward eye contact, he managed out "W-w-what…a-are you s-serious…?"
And, that question had me grinning as I said, "Duh. Now, have I ever lied to you?"
Allen…I REALLY don't think you want him to answer that…
Lavi then knocked on the door, and before I could even think of getting up and answering it, Lavi shoved open the door and gaily skipped over to me while singing Somewhere Over The Rainbow from the Wizard Of Oz.
What is wrong with me…?
Fibfi-Chan: Wow…it just occurred to me that I'm the one who always says the first words at the end of the chapters…weird…
Angel: All you reviewers get cookies~
Blank: And lolly pops~
Angel & Blank: YAY~
Masquerade: We love you all~ so please, love us back and review~!
Deke: Wow…we really need to stop begging them for reviews…