I would have updated sooner, but the Internet went out.

STUPID INTERNET! *shakes hand in air*

So here is a new chapter.

Me no own.

Read companion fics: The only SEMISANE one and Holy Crap why is China in Kuro's room?

Real good, da.

WARNING: Some (lots) cussing and EVIL girls. Plus some Fluff? Fluff is goood... Yup. Fluff.

"Who's Matthew?" said Canada, looking at me strangely.

I returned said look.

"It's your human name. Duh."I said, resting my head on my hand. He looked at me with confusion. All of the nations were confused now.

"I... WE don't have human names." He said, making me confused. Then i realized something.

"Ah! Himaruya didn't put the names in the show OR the manga! I'm such a baka!" I said, slapping my self on the head.

"WHAT IS MY HUMAN NAME?" said America, causing the others to want to know theirs too.

Um, Okay...It's a good thing i memorized them*. America, yours is Alfred F. Jones," I said, Looking over at him.

"Wang Yao," China.

"Honda Kiku," Japan.

"Matthew Williams," Canada.

"Ivan Braginski," Russia.

"Gilbert Belidschmidt**," Prussia.

"Ludwig Belidschmidt," Germany.

"Feliciano Vargas," Italy.

"Roderich Edelstein," Austria.

"Vash Zwigli," Switzerland.

"Francis Bonnefoy," France.

"Arthur Kirkland," England.

"AND THAT IS ALL! PWON~!" I said, ruffling my robe. I looked over all of the noticing something.

They all had the same clothes.

This caused my eye to twitch.

"YOU ALL NEED NEW CLOTHES." I yelled, making them all flinch, besides Russia and Erisa.

"Caddie, ready the limo. WE NEED THE MAAALLLL~!" I said sprinting to my room.

"Yes sir. Are you sure the limo?" He said, fading as I ran.

"YEAH~ THE BLACK ONE~!" I yelled.

TYME SKIP OF DOOMY DOOM DOOM~! I loved the mini tacos. I loved them GOOD.

I looked in my mirror, liking the way i looked.

Blood on the Dance Floor tee, black skinny jeans, bright green fingerless gloves, green and black jacket and checkered green converses. My medium hair was now into two low pigtails and my bangs were in my eyes. I pulled on a black jacked before going back downstairs.

I saw every one standing around the dining area, looking a bit lost on what to do. Angela had changed into a cherry blossom patterned tee, that showed off a bit of the tattoo on her shoulders. she also had on white pants with flip flops. Mei and Japan were coming in from the direction of the southern garden, talking a bit. Jo had changed as well, wearing now, a red and black polka dotted dress with...flip flops.

What's with her and Flip flops?

Any way, she also had her camera around her neck, looking ready to take pictures. Erisa had changed as well, now in a green camisole and black vest, with jeans.

SAME FREAKING SHOES.

...I can turn into Poland when it comes to clothes.

...STFU.

"COME MY LITTLE NATIONS~ LET US GO...TO THE MALL~!" I said, running out the doors, to the *shiny* black limo.

God I love being rich.

TYME SKIP OF DOOMY DOOM DOOM. It's a baby. HI BABY!

"Mall~ Oh Mall, how i love thee, shall i count thy ways?" i sang, skipping into the somewhat deserted mall. As the countries were slowly walking behind, me, Mei, and Angela were already rushing to Rue21. I squealed as i saw a pair of bunny earmuffs in the window.

SO FREAKIN' CUTE~!

I immediately grabbed them when we walked in, as Mei grabbed a similar pair, but Pandas.

"Look what the cat dragged in...The freak squad."

Oh god.

Oh god oh god oh god.

NO.

"Malory. How nice to see you again."I said turning around. There she was.

The devil incarnate.

Malory Henson.*** And the prep squad. All were blond hair, perfect figure, high heel wearing...

Well...

B*tches. Please pardon the language.

"What are you doing here Freak?" She said, use her venom full force. I have no clue why she hated me. She just did.****

"We're f*cking shopping, Wh*re." Said Mei, glaring with a LOT of intensity. This caused Malory to scoff.

"Least I don't have to depend on a f*ucking f*ggot to live." She said, still POURING with venom.

This caused me to flinch. I hated that word.

By now, the nations were standing around us, watching.

"Well, I've never had LIPOSUCTION so I could get a jock who probably gave me STDs." I said, glaring full force.

Which is very scary.

"At least I have a man, you stupid..you stupid...F*GGOT!" she screamed getting the attention of the mall cop.

"What's going 'round here young ladies, and sirs?" he said, adjusting his shades.

"These b-big girls w-were being mean to us Mr. Officer." said Mei, pulling an 'Adorable little girl' attack. Complete with crying.

"I'm going to have to ask you to leave miss."

Hook, line and sinker.

As he took Malory from the store, I pardoned my self from the group.

As I got to the bathroom, I completely broke out crying.

"Are..you okay?" I heard a familiar voice say.

Russia.

"Yeah...I'll be fine. Malory always gets t-to me..." I said, wiping my eyes on my sleeves.

"You should not let people do that. Whack them with pipe. That what i would do, da?" he said, wiping a stray tear off my cheek.

I giggled.

"You would do that..." I said looking down.

"Da, I would. I would smash face into ground and spit on it." He said, smiling a bit brightly.

"Me too...but i can't really do that.." I said, rubbing my eyes a bit.

"I'll do it for you." he said, kissing my fore head.

At that moment, i figured out what that warm feeling was.

I was in love.

With Russia.

OH GOD THAT WAS SO FREAKING CUTE YAY OMG YES~!

*pouring happiness*

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*I actually did.

** I had too look this one up. So many different versions. I chose this one.

*** Based from real person. HATE. HER. SO. F******. MUCH.

**** No idea why she hates me tho.