I can't believe people like my stories!

Just think, about a year ago i was writing in a small notebook, too scared to show anyone!

NOW LOOK AT ME!

I HAVE CREATED AN OTP!

Kuro X Russia!

YAYAYAYAY~

ME NO OWNS.

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I walked back to the group with Russia, wiping my eyes a bit more.

I noticed that Mei was gone.

"Where's Mei?" I asked, generally concerned.

"She stormed out all sad and stuff." said Alex, scratching the back of his head.

"...What happened." i said, crossing my arms.

"Japan and China had a disagreement." Oh. I get it now.

"Well...Imma go cheer her up. ALEXANDER IS IN CHARGE! LISTEN TO HIM AS IF HE WAS THE GOD OF COOKIES!" I said, walking to the doors.


TYME SKIP OF DOOMY DOOM DOOM! Imma sing the doom song! Doom doom doom doomy doom...


I had reached the Limo, hearing Mei's crying. I opened the door, getting in.

"G-go away!" she said, covering her face with Miki.

"Mei..It's me." I said, making her stop moving for a minute.

"I said go away!" she yelled through the panda.

"Mei, you need to cheer up. If you don't, everyone else will be sad. And the Apocalypse might happen. And i don't want to survive against zombies and mutant monkeys. I would die the first day." i said, wrapping my arm around her. She stopped crying a bit.

"And then the world would be taken over by the Pict. And it would be terribly boring. Who wants Pict-afied mutated monkeys? I certainly don't. So please stop emo-ing. China and Japan disagree a lot. It isn't their faults! That's just how they are. And I kinda think that is how they show they care for each other. And you." I said, hugging her tightly.

"You think?" she said looking up at me.

"Of coarse. Its kinda like America and England. They argue ALL the time, but we know they really do care. Now how about we dry your face and get back to the gang! And I promise I'll buy WHATEVER you want. Just not China. We don't have THAT much money." I finished wiping her face.

She giggled a small bit. I could tell that she was still sad, but she was feeling a bit better.

"Can we buy most of Hot Topic?" she said, smiling a small smile.

"Why do you think we came here? I wanna see Germany in a tight shirt. Now." I said, smirking a bit.

As we got out of the car, Japan and China were standing there.

"I...We are very sorry Mei. If I had told China about the sword, this wouldn't have happened, Prease Forgive us." said Japan, bowing.

" I shouldn't have nagged in the first place. We beg for you forgiveness." China said, bowing as well.

Mei started to tear up a bit.

"OF COARSE!" She said hugging them. They both blushed profoundly. Although it seemed China did a bit more.

"Let's get back to the group guys. I left Alexander in charge. I have a feeling that Erisa is currently trying to undo the damage they have done already." I said, smiling.


TYME SKIP OF DOOMY DOOM DOOM~! I wanna be a Mongoose!


As we walked back into the mall, I noticed that everyone was still at Rue21. Just standing, at least until America saw us.

"HEY DUDES LOOK THEIR BACCCKKK~!" He yelled, probably attracting most of the mall.

"Wanker! Quiet down!" Said England, smacking him in the back of the head.

When we reached them, I decided to activate my...plan.

"OKAY! Looks like I will have to split us into groups! ERISA! You will be taking Switzerland, America, England, Angela and France. MEI! You will take China, Japan, and Jo. I will be taking Alex, Austria, Russia, Italy, Germany, Canada and Prussia! We have a two thousand dollar spending limit for each group, besides Mei herself. Erisa, take the south stores, including Gap, Belks, Shoe Show, and Old Navy! Mei, you take the north, including Claire's, American Eagle, Banana Republic,and The Armani Exchange! I'll take mine to the west,including JCPenney, Khol's, Coldwater Creek and Hot Topic! At 12:30 we will meet at the food court for lunch! Then we will rotate, then about three hours later, Meet at Cafe Du Monde for dinner, then rotate again! AM I UNDERSTOOD?" I said in a Germany like fashion.

"SIR YES SIR!" Yelled Jo, Angela, and Mei, while Erisa nodded.

"MOVE OUT!" I said, grabbing my larger group.

"...Good job" Said Germany, standing next to me.

"Thanks." I said, smiling.


The first store we came to was JCPenney. We walked straight to the Man's Section, looking at all the button up shirts.

"Choose some clothes, try on outfits, and I'll see whether they look good or not." Most of the group nodded or said yes, while Italy 've-ed'.

He's so freaking cute.

As they spread out, I went to the Woman's clothing.

...

OMG LOOK AT THIS DRESS~

It was lite purple, with long sleeves and black lace.

Going into the 'Buy' pile.

I felt someone poke me, which made me scream quietly.

I looked behind me to see Canada.

"Most of us found some clothes, eh." He said, looking downwards.

"Oh. Okay."I said, following him to the rest.

Austria, Germany, and Canada stood outside with me as we waited.

First, Italy stepped out.

He was wearing a dark purple button up shirt, and a black suit and black dress shoes.

...Damn he looked good.

"Vee~ How do I look?" He said, cocking his head to the side.

"So cute~" I said. Judging by Germany's blush, he thought so too.

...

OMG GERITA. *inner fangasm*

"THE AWESOME MES TURN!" said Prussia, stepping from the dressing room.

He was wearing A black tee shirt, dark skinny jeans, and a black jacket with fur rimming the hood and sleeves. Black and white converses.

I always knew he looked like an albino Izaya.

"So cool!" I said, punching the air.

"Really good." said Canada, quietly.

...PruCan.

Or maybe...CanPru?

This was way too good.

"Um, My turn." said Alex, stepping outnow.

He came out wearing a white tee shirt that said 'Music Man' in bright yellow letters, and mustard colored skinny jeans, with a pair of hipster glasses and a black hat. He had on black boots that were tied halfway, and a gray sweater.

"Alex. We weren't here to buy for you. But you do look cute." I said, crossing my arms.

"I'm still getting it." He said, going back in to change back.

"How do i look? Good, Da?" said Russia, stepping out last.

OH MY...

He had on a TIGHT white shirt, his usual scarf, a brown vest with a hood, TIGHT jeans and white sneakers.

Insert omg-nosebleed-panicattack here.

"R-eally s S- U, G-good, yes, GOOD! Good good good." i said, stuttering and fumbling my words.

I wonder if it s this hard for every one else?


AN: AND CUT!

Wow that was long.

Longest I've ever written in one sitting.

I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF~~

Thanks to all who read this.

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