Math is Just like Sex

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Naruto's prov

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Naurto got up as Shikamaru left. He stuffed the paper in his pocket and sighed.

'Today is not my day…' His thoughts were broken from a yell down hall.

"NARUTO!" He turned to Tenten tackling him to ground.

"Sorry." She giggled. He looked up at her. "Can you get off of me?"

"Heh heh…" She got up and offered her hand. He sighed and took it to get up.

"So Naruko was it?"

"Naruto!"

"I know, I know. Just playing with ya." She rolled her eyes. "So what's your next class?"

He took out his schedule. "Um…Math." I stated.

"YAY." She jumped and I jumped back as that had startled me.

She laughed. "Same class as me." My mouth opened into an 'oh' but I didn't say anything.

She took my arm and started dragging me. "Well let's go or we will be late and I don't think you want detention with Itachi-sensei..." She had shivered at that thought.

After dragging me down a couple of halls we walked through the door and she quickly sat me down beside her once we got to the desk.

Sai had walked in with Sasuke. I watched them as Sai sat down beside me and Sasuke glared at him and went to the back of the class. I was snapped out of watching when Sai had poked my Cheek.

"Hey Naru-chan." He smiled.

"Hey Sai…What was that between you two?" I asked completely ignoring the nickname.

"Yah that was so much tension." Tenten had added.

Sai stared at the blackboard not saying a word. "It was just a warning."

I was about to say for what but the bell had rang again.

I was shocked when the teacher had walked in. His hair was ebony black, His eyes wear red as blood with a cold chill that made you want to hide, and his skin was like ivory. Then my yes widened when I realized something as I quickly snapped my head to Sasuke then Sai, and back to the teacher.

'Why do they all look alike? Another Uchiha?'

As if Tenten had read my mind she whispered in my ear. "This is Itachi-sensei….He is Sasuke's older brother and Sai's older cousin." She whispered.

Everyone in the class became silent.

"So there is a new student." His eyes stared almost right through Naruto. I froze. I couldn't move under this stare.

Sai nudged me to say something.

I swallowed hard. "Hai." I whispered. He had heard me even though it was so quite.

He wrote 20 problems on the black board. "Do these before class is over and do page 65 questions 1-39 for homework. If you finish early with the ones on the board bring them up to my desk and start on your homework." With that said he sat down at his desk and started marking work.

M jaw felt like it hit the floor. How did he expect us to do all the work in an hour and twenty minutes! I sucked at math too. I sighed. 'Well guess I should get started…' I thought.

After about twenty minutes he got up and headed for the door. "I will be back in 10 minutes. Keep doing your work." And he left.

I sighed in relief as it seemed the tension in the room was lighter.

Sai leaned over to me.

"Hey want to hear something?" He smirked.

"Sure" Anything would be nice right now.

"Math is just like sex." I looked at him like he had three heads. "Nani?"

"Want to know why?" He asked as he looked back to the door to see if the teacher was coming.

"Do I want to know?" I asked quietly.

Sai leaned closer to my ear and whispered. "You subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply." My face started to get red.

"But with guys, you don't need to worry about the last part." He purred.

I was blushing a lot. I seen Tenten looking at my with a questioning look at us.

'Why would he say that? The last part especially. Was he referring to being gay?'

Itachi had walked back into class. By the time I looked over at Sai he was getting up and handing in his work. He didn't seem to be flustered like I was at all. After him Sasuke handed his work in as Sai was walking back he handed Sai a note. Sai sat down and read it as Sasuke was walking back he smirked at us.

Sai eyes widened as he read the note and turned and sent a death glare At Sasuke as he slowed his pace.

I could hardly hear Sai as he said. "Bring it." I noticed as those words were said Sasuke face eyes filled with pleasure as if it was a challenge…Was it?

Sasuke went back to his seat with what was said.

Tenten had gotten up and handed in her work. She came back and whispered quickly.

"Quickly, you only got twenty minutes." She sat down and started on her homework.

I only had a few more so I quickly finished up. I got up and handed it in.

Itachi stared at me for a few moments and went back to his work. I felt a chill as I left as if he had cursed me or something. By the time I got back to my desk the bell had rung.

"So Naru-chan what is your next class?" Sai asked me and smiled as if nothing before had happened.

"Yah what class?" Tenten also asked.

"I think it's Science…" I replied.

"Aw I got Italian." Sai sadly replied.

Tenten smiled. "I got that class to. I'm in all your classes." She cheered. I smiled to her in response. I turned my attention to Sai again. "Your in Italian?" I was kind of surprised that Sai could speak it. Sai gave me a small grin. "Yes. Voi lo gradiscono?" He said.

I was in awe. "Awesome!"

Tenten jumped in. "What did you say!?" She was hyper about it to.

"I will tell you later. Bye Naru-chan, Tenten." And he left them wondering.

Tenten puffed out her cheeks and childishly said. "So unfair."

"I think I'm going to skip science." I said.

She turned and looked at me. "Why?" Now serious.

"I still don't feel good." I stated. It was true. I felt still dizzy and my stomach was turning.

"Oh well…" She sighed. "Well what are you going to do?"

"Just hang out on the roof maybe…" I couldn't head home as I still need Shikamaru since I couldn't remember it well.

"Want me to come and join you?" She asked.

"No I rather be alone." I smiled a little. I didn't want her to think I was harsh.

"Ok, well see ya!" She waved and left. I walked out of the classroom and head for the roof.

Once I got up there it was so quite compared to the noisy hallways. I relaxed and lay down.

There was a lot to think about I guess… Let's start with… Hmmm I wonder why Sasuke and Sai hate each other so much. What could have happened but then maybe Sai hates Sasuke for the same reasons as I do. I shrugged that off.

'I guess I got some really good friends now. Shikamaru might be lazy but he IS pretty useful and fucking smart. Then there is Kiba, he might tease me and is probably as clueless as me but he is loyal just like his dog Akamaru.' I laughed a bit. 'Sai has his weird comments but he is a good guy and he sounds… really nice when he speaks Italian.' I blushed a bit but shock it off. 'Then there is Tenten who should watch her scissor throwing but is very entertaining.' I smiled. 'Then there was Gaara. He was still a mystery but loves to drive fast and smells like mint.' I started blushing and glared at my thoughts.

By the time I was done thinking about everything the bell had rang.

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Sasuke was walking down the hall from his last class and saw Sai was walking towards him. They stopped beside each other.

"You can't get everything that you want Sasuke."

Sasuke's eyes narrowed. "We will see Sai." And they both left with that said.

'He couldn't believe that Sai said that to him. I'm an Uchiha of course I get what I want. Every time I wanted something and Sai wanted something I always got it. Why is he putting up a fucking fight now?' He thought as his name was being called by what seem a thousand girls.

He sighed and kept going to his locker. His eyes widened as he turned the corner to see Sai talking with Naruto, Kiba, Tenten, and Shikamaru. "That bastard." He hissed.

I decided to stay and listen to their conversation.

Naruto was laughing. "Because of that now today I have to help out."

Kiba was laughing and leaning on the lockers. "You fell asleep? That sounds like Shikamaru."

Tenten giggled lightly. "Shikamaru got a twin!"

Shikamaru shook his head slowly. "Hell no." he stated as everyone laughed. My eyes stared at Sai. Was he actually smiling? I gritted me teeth and glared at him.

"Hey Sai can you help me with my math?" Naruto asked Sai and turned now facing Sai.

Sai expression was blank for a second but happily replied. "Sarei felice a."

Naruto stared at Sai for a moment. "Whoa."

"What did you say!?" Tenten demanded to know.

Sai chuckled. "I just said I would be glad to."

Shikamaru yawned. "We better get going. Who else is coming?"

Tenten jumped up. "I am!"

Sai just raised his hand up slightly and put it back down.

"Well I'm not going to be left out. I'm in." Kiba smirked as Akamaru poked out of his backpack.

"Where does that dog not stay?" Naruto laughed.

Kiba thought for a second and stuck out his tongue. "Anywhere but my pants."

"Thank the lord for that." Sai stated.

I cringe. 'Why was that usuratonkachi so interested in Sai speaking Italian? And WHY does HE get to go with THEM!' Sasuke thought as stormed off to his locker.

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Naruto happily followed Shikamaru with the others as they talked about random stuff. Kiba was rambling on about something, Sai appeared to be listening but I don't think he was, Tenten was writing something down on a piece of paper and handed it to me.

"What's this?" I asked her. I looked at the paper.

"Open it and you will now." She smiled and skipped off to Shikamaru to ask how much longer. I opened it and it had an e-mail on it. 'I guess this is her e-mail.' I then remembered how Kiba was suppose to give me his but I will wait. 'Don't want to seem needy. Wait. Why would I seem needy?' I pondered at this for awhile till I was snapped out of my thoughts by Shikamaru.

"Oi. Naruto. Is this the place?" Shikamaru looked at a building by the park where he had met Kiba the other night. A blush crept to my face as I nodded in reply. It seem as though Kiba was going to say something but kept quite as he walked by me. I shook off the feeling and ran to catch up.

Tenten was looking through the windows. "Some one's there."

"No duh, Tenten. Naruto Dad does own it." Kiba said with a smirk.

Tenten turned around and glared at Kiba. "I knew that you smart ass." And with that said the fight was on between them and I sighed. 'Should I stop them?' as I thought that it seemed Sai had read my mind as he put his hand on my shoulder.

"I don't think you should." He said with a small smile. Yah. He was right. I might get hurt. I laughed a bit to say I wasn't.

I took out the key and opened the door. We all walked in and turned on the lights.

We stared wide eyed at the scene we witnessed.

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to be continued…