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Izaya: Greetings, all! –bows awesomely-
Angel: Izaya is Deke's friend from church!
Fibfi-Chan: Reviewer time!
ElricLawliet: I know! I'm glad that people are actually seeing that, now! This IS nothing but pure crack! Especially this chapter! …Molecule by…molecule…? …THAT SOUNDS FUN! Sorry for the late update, though!
TheChemistOfAmestris: Oh, yeah, we DID notice that you changed your name! We like it! It's cool! Yeah, at least it will. YES! He really DID think it was pear shaped! Awesome, huh?
MoonToy: I KNOW RIGHT! Mini Unicorns are AWESOME! Did you know, that rhinos are just really really REALLY fat unicorns? 'Cause they are. Oh my God We tried those, like, RIGHT after you told us about it! They, were like, SOOOO good!
Keeper-Of-The-Unreal-World: Oh my God LETS GOOOOOO! It'll be fuuun! LE-GASP! That's not very nice! Not nice at all! Yeah, the Unicorn/Pokemon is VERY important to this story! Yup! A Fullmetal Alchemist crossover with Harry Potter fic! It's gonna be AWESOME when it's done!
Pearl of the Orient Seas: I know, right? It DOES! Yes, we DO love seeing our readers tortured because we get the brilliant idea to write a cliff hanger! I mean, it's really fun to write those things!
Holy Pikachu: Aww, thank you! We've been working hard on the details…but…we're still not that good at them… -sob- Really? Creative? I don't really think so, I mean, I just got the idea for them 'cause I have two humping bunnies! I approve of their relationship, but I do NOT approve of how much they hump… 'Kay, you can have the Unicorn! …I don't think you'll really want it after this chapter, though… Unicow…? OH MY GOD, I WANT A COW WITH A UNIBROW! …that would be awesome…
Tsarina Torment cant login: Hah, don't worry, everyone's getting confused! And, about the pokemmon stuff, I just got bored and put it in. I mean, I needed people to know what it was! Didn't I? Ahh, don't worry, you're not flaming! And we have a perfectly good excuse for the short chapters! …we're lazy. But, don't worry, this one isn't short! In-fact, it's super de duper long! Yay! Oh, and congrates on being our 100th reviewer! This chapter is now dedicated to you!
Masquerade: Angel, let's go make apples wrapped in bacon for the reviewers!
Angel: 'Kay!
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Izaya, Deke & Blank: None of us own D. Gray-Man, for if we did, it would be filled with Unicorns!
Fibfi-Chan: OH MY GOD, UNICORNS YAY! –spaz attack-
Masquerade: On with the story!
Izaya: Oh, and everyone, this is the last chapter of Ghostly Phenonemon!
Blank & Deke: Unless you want a sequel!
Transformers: Now, on with the story!
Silence filled the area, as we all just stood there.
Kanda staring at the ground, nervously shuffling his feet.
Daysia leaning against a tree, plotting of ways to kill Allen.
Balakaka Noir Sir Shiny-Kins glaring murderously at said person whom name begins with 'A'.
Said 'A' boy cowering in fear and whimpering pathetically.
It was like that for a few more minutes, during which, no-one could bring them-selves to break it, for it would make everything all the more awkward.
But, then, much to the surprise and shock of everyone, and embarrassment to Allen, for he let out a girlish scream of shock, a black phone on the ground started loudly blaring 'Bad Romance' by Lady Gaga.
"Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oooh-Oh-Oh-Oooh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh, Caught in a bad romance! Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oooh-Oh-Oh-Oooh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh, Caught in a bad romance!"
Everyone stared.
Allen blanched.
Balakaka Noir Sir Shiny-Kins began dancing along to it.
Daysia fell over from laughter, and had tears coming down his face. Also from the laughter.
Kanda blankly stared at the phone.
Balakaka continued to dance.
Allen picked up the phone.
"Hello?"
"Yes, Is there an, 'Allen Walker' there?"
"That would be me. What the hell do you want?"
"Ooooh, Allen! Who's on the phone!"
"Neiiiiighhhh! GRAWR!" Translation; "Yeah, and why'd you stop the music?! DAMN YOU ALLEN! I LOVE THAT SONG!"
"…I liked the music…"
I'm just gonna let you guess who said what.
"Whoa, FIESTY. Now, I would like to ask you a question."
"Okay, shoot."
"…shoot, WHAT, exactly?"
"No, I don't mean to REALLY shoot something. It's just another way of saying to ask a question, or something."
"…okay…"
"Yup."
"Did you kill Alma Karma?"
"Yup. It was time that annoying little pest died. Best for everyone!"
"…and you're just openly admitting it…?"
"Yup!"
"Not knowing WHO heard you admit it, and if they now had a reason to arrest you?"
"Yup!"
"…do you even CARE?"
"Nope!"
"…okay... So, where's your location?"
"You mean, right now?"
"Yes."
"At this moment, and not any others?"
"Yes."
"Like, where in the world I am?"
"YES."
"Okay, I'll tell you!"
"Alright."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…well, tell me already!"
"Tell you…what, exactly?"
"WHERE THE HELL YOU ARE!"
"Oh."
"…"
"Well, right now, I'm in the woods. And it's dark. And there's a unicorn/pokemon/THING glaring at me, as if it wants to eat me. And Daysia is laughing at me, -DAYSIA, SHUT THE HELL UP, IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY!- And Kanda is reading a book."
"…Uh…unicorn…pokemon…thing…? Kid…are you DRUNK? Or, high? And who are Daysia and Kanda?"
"Nope, I'm not drunk, OR high~! If I WAS high, I would've died from the air pressure! …or getting hit by an air plane. Or falling. Any of them are possible, I think. And Daysia and Kanda are my friends! …although…I don't think that friends are always aiming guns at each-others heads…"
"…what?"
"Well, sorry mister but I gotta go shoot them now, and then I've gotta get eaten by Balakaka Noir Sir Shiny-Kins, but not before we all dance to Lady Gaga! Byyye!"
"WAIT-"
Allen hung up the phone, and began playing Lady Gaga, Poker Face.
"(Mum mum mum mum) I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas please (Hey!) Fold 'em let 'em hit me, raise it baby stay with me (I love it)Love game intuition, play the cards with spades to start, and after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart."
Daysia sung the lryics as he danced.
Allen also sung while he danced with Daysia.
Balakaka Noir Sir Shiny-Kins was the lead dancer.
Kanda just watched the synchronized dancing in amusement.
They all spun around; Allen on his left foot, Daysia on his right, and Balakaka Noir Sir Shiny-Kins on both of his back legs. Yes. The Unicorn/Pokemon/THING was standing on its back legs. It's a must see sight.
They all dipped back, and then shot back up, now with blue eye shadow, black eye-liner, and dark blue mascara. Not to mention, that their nails were painted bark blue with black tips, they were all in short black dresses, (even Blakaka Noir Sir Shiny-Kins) and they were all wearing dark blue high heels.
They were all also wearing black wigs, with blue highlights, that reached the waist. Did I mention that they had dark blue lipstick on? 'Cause they did.
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh, I'll get him hot, show him what I've got"
During this part, Allen hooked one of his legs around Daysia's waist, while dipping the rest of his body back.
Daysia had a hand on the back of Allen's neck, with their faces only inches apart and their body's pressed together, while his other hand trailed down Allen's body seductively.
Balakaka Noir Sir Shiny-Kins did some back hand springs, stood back up, did a twirl, and then began singing the next lyics.
"Can't read my, Can't read my, No he can't read my poker face (she's got to love nobody) Can't read my, Can't read my, No he can't read my poker face (she's got to love nobody)"
Daysia pulled away from Allen, and in one sudden and fluent movement, twirled Allen away, and they both joined in with the song.
"P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)"
Balakaka Noir Sir Shiny-Kins stepped in front of the other two, so it was the main dancer, and twirled, did a dramatic fall backwards, but before it could hit the ground, Allen and Daysia caught it, stood it up strait again, and they continued singing.
"I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be, A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it) Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun, And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh, I'll get him hot, show him what I've got"
The three continued dancing, until the song abruptly cut off. And then, a NEW song came on in its place! But, they didn't really know how to react or dance to this one…
"Here's the day you hoped would never come, don't feed me violins, just run with me through rows of speeding cars. The paper cuts, the cheating lovers, the coffees never strong enough, I know you think it's more than just bad luck. There there baby, it's just text book stuff, it's in the ABC of growing up. Now now darling, oh don't lose your head, 'cause none of us were angels, and you know I love you yeah. Sleeping pills know sleeping dogs lie, never far enough away, glistening in the cold sweat of guilt. I've watched you slowly, winding down for years, now's a bad a time as any."
"…" Allen's eyes widened, shocked, and he froze.
"…" Kanda hummed along.
"…" Daysia twitched.
Balakaka Noir Sir Shiny-Kins stood there dumb-founded. "…neigh…?" Translation; …what happened to Lady Gaga…?
Daysia growled angrily, pulled out his gun, cocked it, and pointed it at the phone. "STUPID PHONE! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO LADY GAGA!"
BANG! CLINCK! SQUEE! THUD! …silence…
Everyone stood there, shocked, as the insta-replay went on in their heads.
Daysia glared at the evil, song changing phone, as he pulled the trigger, and shot the phone.
The gun let out a loud BANG as the bullet zoomed towards the phone, only to ricochet off of it with a CLINK, and then it flew to its unsuspecting target, and went through their head, with a SQUEE sound, and the person hit the ground with a THUD.
The insta-replay ended, and there was nothing but dead silence, as they stared at the scene before them.
…Balakaka Noir Sir Shiny-Kins was lying on the ground dead, still in its make-up, dress, and high-heels.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO DAYSIA!"
"…you…killed Blakaka Noir Sir Shiny-Kins…"
"…well…shit."
As they all stood there in shocked silence, there was a bright flash of light, followed by a roar of thunder, and…was that…chanting…?
They all averted their eyes from the unicorn/pokemon/THING, and looked to where the chanting was coming from, and saw the fifteen pokemon addicts from earlier, all walking over, staring blankly in front of them, while chanting.
"Must destroy the pokemon haters, for they killed the rarest pokemon in the universe. Must destroy the pokemon haters, for they destroyed the rarest pokemon in the universe. Must destroy the pokemon haters, for the destroyed the rarest pokemon in the universe."
Kanda, Daysia, and Allen, all stood there, shocked, as they were surrounded by the fifteen, who were still chanting, until a taller one jumped down from the trees, landing smack on-top of Daysia's head.
"Well well well. What do we have here? Aren't you three a bit, oh, I don't know, YOUNG, to be killing the rarest pokemon in the universe?"
"…uh…I don't think so… But, I do know that you just about killed my friend, there." Allen said as he pointed down to Daysia, hoping that the weird kid would get off his head.
"Hum, it seems that you are correct! But, I shall not be the one killing tonight! For, one of you two will have to kill your little princess, over there!" The weird kid gestured over to Kanda, who glared at him heatedly and began yelling some colorful words at him. "…even though, you two seem more…girly then him, I mean, you know, with the dresses, and the lip-stick…high-heels…wigs… Were you two singing along to Lady Gaga, Poker Face, by any chance?"
At this, Daysia jumped up, ignoring the fact that he nearly broke weird kid's neck, and began squealing as he said "Like, OH MI GEE! You, like, listen to Lady Gaga too?"
Weird Kid ALSO ignored his near death experience, and jumped up, grinning as he began squealing too. "Like, DUH! Who in their right or wrong mind WOULDN'T?"
Allen and the fifteen or so pokemon addicts began squealing too, until Kanda raised his hand in the air, and quietly mumbled "…I wouldn't…"
At those two words, everything went dead silent, and all eyes were on him, as right now, he was the only one NOT in a dress, wig, high-heels and make-up.
"…Allen, I think we just found a reason to kill my little brother."
"I think we did Daysia, I think we did…"
In unison, they both pulled out their guns, cocked them, and shot Kanda in the head, watching with sick amusement as his body fell to the ground with a thud.
Silence…
"Hey, Allen…wanna shoot me?"
"Sure!"
Minutes later…
Daysia was dressed up in Kanda's clothes, wearing his wig back in a ponytail that full matched Kanda's, and, well, he looked JUST like Kanda…just a bit taller…
Allen was wearing his bowlers hat and trench coat, as all the pokemon addicts watched from behind the trees, with a video camera, recording the scene, fully interested.
Daysia and Allen both had their guns out, and were aiming at each-others heads, and both were grinning, and were ready to do this.
"Allen, I guess…that I'll see you later, and don't worry, I'll be back!"
"Daysia…I'm not worried that you won't be back, I'm worried that you WILL!"
"Haha! Nice one, BeanSprout! Well, I'll see you later then!"
"Yeah, see you later!"
And, with that, a loud bang rung through the night, noting that the mindless killing has come to an end, and that the massacre has just begun!
And, it also signified the begging of the end of the pokemon addicts!
About an hour later, it was all over.
The only reason that it ended was very simple; there was no one else to kill.
The sole survivor and the cause of all of it slowly walked over to Weird Kid's video camera, picked it up, and crushed it in his hand, destroying the evidence of who did it. And, just to make sure that no witnesses got away, the man in the bowlers hat and trench coat poured gasoline all around the evidence, took a long drag from his cigarette, then, he tossed the lit cigarette in front of him, and the forest went ablaze as he stood there, letting it engulf him, not feeling any pain, not feeling the burn not feeling anything. And, he wasn't caring about it. Not caring that he just killed nineteen innocent people, who did nothing to deserve their fate.
Not caring that he killed a boy before them, not caring that he killed all those people just to fill his own selfish desire, not caring that he ended twenty lives tonight.
He just didn't care.
The screen in Allen's mind went black, as did everything else.
There was nothing Allen could do to express this. Nothing.
Nothing to express how upset he was for killing all those people, and one unicorn/pokemon/THING.
Nothing to express how much he despised himself.
Nothing to express his anger, for becoming lost in his mind and seeing this.
Nothing to express his fear for doing this.
Nothing to express…anything.
Kanda walked up beside Allen, and stared down at him.
"Now, do you understand, Allen? Do you?" Kanda reached out, and placed his hand on top of Allen's head, almost, as if, he was…pitying, the younger.
Almost.
Allen looked up, confusion clear in his eyes. "Understand, what?"
Kanda let out a small sigh, and averted his eyes, only to have them lock with Allen's a few seconds later. "Do you understand, that, this isn't real?"
"Of course this isn't real, we're in my mind. You touching me isn't real."
Kanda knelt down in-front of Allen, their eyes staying locked. "Allen…I know that. But, I also know that you've been living a lie."
Silver eyes widened as the white haired boy lost his voice, and began feeling as if he was drowning. Suffocating. No matter how much he tried to breath, he couldn't. It was impossible.
He couldn't open up his mouth to scream, no matter how much he wanted to.
He couldn't start crying, for his body felt devoid of any liquid.
He couldn't move, as his body felt like it was dissolving.
"Allen…none of this is real. The people you know here, they don't exist. This town, your life, they aren't real."
"No, no, no, NO!" Allen's voice came back, and he could finally move, he realized, as he grabbed his head, feeling as if it was ripping itself in two.
"None of this even existed. You're not really here. This is all in your mind!"
"NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!" Allen began curling into a ball, feeling incredible pain shoot through his body at the action, but he didn't care. He just…needed to feel safe.
"This is just your way of handling things! You're not the only one! It happens to lots of people, who, like you, have experienced great trauma in their lives!"
"NO! STOP LYING!"
"I'm not lying, Allen. You are. You're lying to yourself! This isn't your real life! In your REAL life, your parents got divorced, and your Dad became abusive! He beat you on a daily basis! The only reason he stopped is because you were put in the mental asylum!"
Allen gripped his head tighter, as memories swarmed through his head.
Memories that weren't his, but, yet…they felt about right.
"NO! PLEASE, STOP IT! STOP! IT HURTS!"
Kanda continued on, not about to stop.
"You only had one friend, and that was Lou Fa! She had a huge crush on you, but you never noticed! Why? Because you were in love with Lenalee Lee; the most popular girl in school! Almost every boy in school loved her, because she was kind, pretty, and not a slut, like the other girls!"
Memories of a girl with violet hair, and violet eyes, passed in front of his eyes. Her amazing smile, her voice, her laugh, everything!
"It hurts! Please, please, PLEASE stop it!"
"When you were five years old, there was a house fire! Your left arm was permanently damaged because of it, and your arm was turned black!"
Screams of pain echoed through-out the darkness, as Allen remembered.
He felt as if acid was poured onto his body, and now it was taking effect, slowly dissolving him.
"Ten years old! You found a little golden kitten on the streets, and took him in! You named him 'Timcanpy'! He was your best friend! Don't you remember? You do! I know you do!"
Allen had tears streaming down his face from the pain.
It hurt. It really did.
The memories, were coming in so fast, it made thinking and impossible task.
All he could do was scream.
Scream until the pain stopped, or his throat started bleeding.
Either one would work, really.
"Don't reject the pain, if you do, you won't be able to get back to the real world! Embrace it! Embrace it, and forget all about this life, this world, all about everything you've seen here! Forget everything!"
Kanda pressed a kiss to Allen's cheek, as everything around them became dotted with white.
"I love you, Allen. Even if this wasn't real, even if I don't really exist, I love you."
Everything began blurring together, as whiteness overcame everything, but, before everything went white, before everything disappeared, Allen saw Kanda smiling at him, sadly, and, as everything finally went white, Allen realized one thing; He loved me.
The, Kanda Yu, was in love with me.
And, the thing is; I loved him back.
And then there was nothing.
Izaya: …wooow…long chapter!
Deke: I'll say!
Blank: …sniff sniff…
Masquerade: Blank…are you…crying…?
Blank: …no…sniff sniff…
Fibfi-Chan: Le-Gasp! You are!
Angel: -sitting on the floor, also crying-
Deke: Double, Le-Gasp!
Transformers: They have a right to cry! I mean, this is just sooo sad! –falls to the ground crying-
Nothing-Ness: Aw, come one guys! Don't cry! This was a good story!
Blank, Angel & Transformers: WAS! –start crying even harder-
Fibfi-Chan: Well, this was fun while it lasted!
Masquerade: But, we decided to end it, and not kill you guys with the wait any longer!
Deke: Thank you for helping us accomplish our goals, for we have done ALMOST all of them!
Blank: Now, all we need to do is get 20 complete stories posted on here!
Angel: Thank you for all of the kindness and support!
Nothing-Ness: But, we must get going now!
Transformers: So, see you in our next story!
Izaya: We love you all!
Fibfi-Chan, Deke, Blank, Angel, Masquerade, Transformers, Nothing-Ness & Izaya: Byyye!