The Greatest Secret

Disclaimer: Nope, don't own iCarly

A/N: I'd like to apologize, this chapter once was detailing the interaction when Carly returned from Nevel's place, but my computer crashed and completely wiped out the chapter. Didn't feel like rewriting all that I had written, so I started a new chapter.

A/N: This story details what it would be like if Sam and Freddie were secretly together during the series. Read it, I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

Chapter 27 (Teasing)

"Freddie, don't call Carly a fat flower," Sam said as she and Freddie walked to their apartment. Freddie chuckled and shrugged his shoulders in response. Freddie liked the word that Spencer found, and he could use it.

"Why not, after all, that's the word Spencer looked up," Freddie stated. "She's the roux and you're the sweet, beautiful and delicate flower." Sam blushed as she and Freddie entered the apartment.

"I still don't think you should call my best friend a Roux." Freddie raised his eyebrow and plopped onto the couch, Sam followed close afterwards. She scooted next to Freddie and smiled as he wrapped his arm around her.

"Thought your best friend was Valerie, and besides, I didn't say it to her face." Sam nodded and folded her arms over her chest. She and Freddie had been surprised to find that Carly had been eating tapenade and both she and Sam had a guy trying to be romantic, one was creepy while the other was romantic.

"Yeah, Carly is my best friend too, dork." Sam smiled and rested her head on his shoulder. "You know, I'm kind of surprised to see that your mom is such a good actress." Freddie chuckled lightly at the statement, it was fun seeing Emily freak Spencer out the way she did. "I wish we could have finished our date, but I didn't expect Carly and Spencer to walk in. It's a good thing you were back here."

"Yeah, and who knows, we might have started making out. Wouldn't that be a nice sight for them to walk in on, you and me making out on their couch?" Freddie smirked and Sam gave him a light and playful slap on the arm. "I'm not saying we should do that, but I'm just saying it would have been interesting to see their reaction."

"True." Sam closed her eyes and slowly exhaled. "You know, that review Nevel wrote was really wrong. Hell, he even got Carly's age wrong!" Carly was fourteen and Nevel wrote her as thirteen, but it was an easy mistake to make. "Well fortunately for us, we're going to get him to rue the day himself and write a good review for our show"

"He'd better. I'm just glad he didn't say anything bad about you, cause if he did..." Freddie put his fist in the palm of his hand and cracked his knuckles. Sam rolled her eyes and slowly shook her head, he was always so defensive and protective of her. She placed her hand on the side of his face and turned his head toward her. She looked into his hard eyes and gave him a gentle smile, causing his face to soften and a smile to form at his mouth. "Well you know, I just don't like it when people say bad things about you. Though you can handle it, it just makes my blood boil. If I felt like it, I'd probably end up pushing Gibby against the locker and pounding his face in. I guess you just soften me up a lot." Sam chuckled and gave him a quick kiss on the lips.

"I must have an effect on you if that's how you would act. You act so different than that, though. Plus, I don't believe Gibby has ever said anything bad about me, or to my face." If he did, he probably figured that she would give him a wedgie. She did remember that Jonah gave Rueben a wedgie once, and then a mysterious person ended up giving Gibby a really bad wedgie one time. "I wonder who that guy was…" Freddie raised his eyebrows and looked at Sam with interest. "You know, the guy that gave Gibby that one wedgie, the one where he said he didn't even see who did it, and it left him nearly unconscious." Sam tapped her chin and smirked. "I would like to meet him."

"Weird, I wouldn't know who did that. They'd have to be pretty powerful. Wasn't it right after the time that Gibby actually started saying how he thought you deserved a wedgie? I think it was…" Sam blinked and raised her eyebrow, thinking about who could have done the deed. She opened her mouth and stared at Freddie, her lips slowly turning into a smile as he looked at her. "What?"

"Freddie Benson, you didn't!" Freddie smirked and Sam moved her lower jaw to the left as she stared at him in slight disbelief and awe. "You gave Gibby the worst wedgie of his life!" He laughed and Sam slowly stood up and crossed her arms. "What am I going to do with you? After all, you're supposed to be the nice one, and I'm the bully."

"Aw, did I still your thunder?" Freddie held his smirk and crossed his arms. "I bet that's not all I stole. How does your heart sound, though it is mine now. So, what are you going to do about it?"

"I'm not sure." Sam then climbed on top of Freddie and sat in his lap while placing her hands on the couch next to him. He swallowed lightly and kept his smirk as he placed his hands on Sam's waist. "Though I will tell you, I don't think its right for you to have to do that when I can easily take care of myself. Though I will say this, I'm glad that you care so much. Now don't give Gibby any more wedgies, because that's my job. Yours is to just sit there and look cute like always."

"Well, whatever it is that turns you on, I'm always happy to oblige." Freddie pulled Sam close to him and her lips stopped mere inches from his. Her eyes traveled to his lips, he still held a very strong smirk. Even his grip around her was powerful. She couldn't get enough of it, she needed the kiss, especially since Freddie had to act pushy with Carly and ask her to 'show his lips' what Nevel did. Now she wanted to show his lips just what she could do for him. Freddie had to admit, he thought it was great seeing Sam so close and gazing at his lips. "So…what are you going to do?"

"Uh, well…" It had been a while since they actually made out, and given the situation, she didn't want to end it with a quick kiss. She knew that Freddie wasn't going to do anything that she didn't want to be done. After all, he was her protector and the man that loved her so no matter what. Sam's mouth formed a smirk as her eyes traveled up to Freddie's gaze. "I'm going to kiss that cute little smirk of yours."

"By all means, go ahead. I really feel the need to have the taste of your lips with mine." Sam rolled her eyes at the corny line and chuckled, she had no clue where he got those lines, but she loved them. "You have got to be the most devious little girl I've ever met in my life, and I must say, it really turns me on. Not only that, seeing the way you give Gibby those wedgies and how you usually push all those guys that start flirting with you, I have to admire that."

"Are you flirting with me?" Freddie's smirk grew more and Sam raised her eyebrow. "You are flirting with me, aren't you? You're trying to get me all riled up to see if what I'll do, you're teasing me. Well, you know, you are a bit better than that Rueben kid, but just a bit." Sam smirked and Freddie raised his eyebrow, ready to test that claim. "Oh, and that kid in your one class, what's his name…whatever it is, he seems pretty cute." She knew that would make him jealous, and she did enjoy when he was jealous.

"Yeah, well he'll never have you, now will he? You're all mine and nobody else can have you." Freddie closed his eyes and moved his head to the side. "Knowing that you're my fiancé and no other guy can actually date you, I don't care who it is…I won't get jealous." Sam raised her eyebrow and smirked, she considered that to be a challenge, she may just have to list of several names of guys. "Now, it's just the guys that look at you the wrong way that I might have a little trouble with. Who knows, I just don't see it as very good to try and deal with all those men drooling over you. I just couldn't stand that."

"You do realize most of the men out there drool over Carly, not me, right?" She was actually thankful for that more than anything, especially since she didn't want her beloved boyfriend to get jealous. She knew he wouldn't ever physically hurt anyone, he just acted tough. "You're just my special little lover who wants to take care of me more than anyone in the world, and I'm just the girl who wants to make you happy. Am I doing my job?"

"Sam, if I had to grade the work you were doing, I'd say you have a solid A+. Of course, it's not even a job and you don't even have to try to please me, I already am. I'm very pleased with my Angel. Why wouldn't I be? You're the one that's made me so mild mannered." Sam swallowed and smiled at him, unsure of how much longer she would have to go for staring into his eyes and at that handsome smirk of his. He could tell she wanted a kiss, and he loved holding it until she nearly broke. "I do want to talk to that Rueben guy, though."

"I wouldn't worry about him, he's an idiot." Freddie laughed lightly and moved his hand up, rubbing Sam's back. "You know, I think I should just go ahead and kiss you…I feel like I really need to kiss that smirk of yours." Freddie decided to keep his smirk on, enjoying the reaction he was getting from her. No matter what anyone said or thought, Sam wasn't the one in control of the relationship, it was him. "I'm sitting here waiting for you to kiss me, and you're just not doing it. Don't you know you're not supposed to tease me like that?" Freddie shrugged and Sam merely raised her eyebrow. "Come on and just kiss me, because if I have to do it, then I may just kill you in the process. I mean seriously, what do you want me to do? Beg!" Freddie grinned and Sam let out a small sigh, he wanted her to beg. "You're kidding me, but oh well, it's probably going to be worth it. It better be worth it." Sam moved down and placed her hands on Freddie's shoulders while placing her head on his chest. "Please kiss me, I need it."

"You want a kiss?"

"Yes please, just one little kiss, that's all I ask for." Sam pushed herself up and looked into Freddie's eyes. "I just want a kiss, Freddie. I'll do anything if you just grace my lips with yours." It was like role playing again, truly it was fun.

"Fine then, I shall." Freddie quickly turned over, Sam squealed and laughed as her back touched the cushions and her head lay on the armrest. Freddie was on top of her and staring into her eyes. He then bent down and kissed her lips with passion, she wrapped her arms around his neck and deepened the kiss. After some time, they sat up and gazed into each others eyes while still holding on to each other. "Well, did you enjoy it, Sam?" Sam nodded her head in response and Freddie gently kissed her lips. "I'm glad you did. You know, I would give you another hickey, but I think I'd get in trouble if I did, so none of that for you." Sam laughed and Freddie gave her a kiss on the forehead. "You're amazingly beautiful. I just can't tell you how in awe I am of your beauty."

"Well, you're pretty handsome yourself. I don't suppose you could give me your secret on how you stay so good looking. After all, I'd love to know the thing that causes those dumb girls in the school to dare look at you in the same manner I do." Freddie laughed and slowly shook his head, there was nothing that he did to get girls surrounding him, at least nothing he knew about. All he ever did was act himself, and it got him a bunch of girls acting silly with him.

"I don't need them, I only need and want you." Sam smiled and looked over at the door as Emily entered. Freddie glanced over at his mom and smiled. "Hey Mom, nice job with Spencer, I was surprised you could act so well."

"I was in drama when I was in school," Emily said while crossing her arms and grinning. "You know I'm going to have so much fun with this."

"Yeah, I think I should be scared." Emily laughed and walked past the couple.

Over the next few days, the issue with Nevel had been resolved and he wrote a good review for iCarly. To think, all they had to do was go and talk to his mother and that was the end of that. They wouldn't have to worry about the bratty little eleven year old kid again.

I hope you have enjoyed the chapter. It would have been different, but I had issues and didn't feel like rewriting what I had, haha. Let me know what you think.