A/N: I AM SO SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! I sware I uploaded this chapter the day after my last update, but then I came on her a few days ago, but it turns out dumb little fanfiction didn't update it...So here I am updating this one, and hopeful shame be updating the next chapter before January 10. Hopefully. I make no promises, with everything going on in my life. Applying for schools, auditions for an awesome arts school ( i play clarinet, piano, guitar, recorder, and alto saxophone ), then i've got to mail of applications, and study for midterms, which by the way were moved back 3 weeks. I SWARE I'LL TRY VERY HARD!
Now, enough, blah, blah, blah-ing. Onto the featured presentation.
Disclaimer: All Twilight characters are the sole copyrighted rights to the one and only Stephanie Meyer. I own only the plot, and the characteristic and personalites of my friends, cause none of these people behave like this in real life. Oh, and James Stark is the sole property of P.C. Cast and Kristen Cast. I made Jason up.
Stupid humans! GR...RAWR... I'm gunna eat you! Human salad, yummy, yummy.
I through my head back and let out a laugh. Only Jason! Jacqueline looked at me curiously, her eyes turning slightly violet. Violet? Only Jackie.
"I absorbed Randi's mind reading and Jason was saying, and I quote, 'I'm gunna eat you! Human salad, yummy, yummy.'" I managed to get out between fits of giggles.
Jackie's frame shook as she chuckled.
"The Wiggles? He's quoting the Wiggles now? Its official. We've lost him." Eric's soft bass voice came behind us as he put an arm around Jackie's shoulder. I noticed she shrugged it off, but didn't say anything. Jacqueline was obviously still mad at him.
I saw Eric frown, but then he quickly changed his expression.
"Yeah, we have." Jackie gave us a divious smile. The same smile she had given me 10 minutes previous. This would not be good.
"I've got a plan." Eric and I gave a low groan in perfect sync. Jacqueline gave us a pout.
"Not all my plans turn out as tradgeties, I'll have you know. Actually a fair few of my brilliant plans have done good to people. Like, that time when I told that kid not to go to gym, because I overheard some people talking that the were gunna gang up on him. So I made myself look like him, remember? I beat the crap outta that stupid football jock. Not trying to be offensive, Eric. I know you love football and everything, but most football players are stu..." Jackie ranted on, and I tuned her out.
Eric wore a small grin. He was probably just happy that Jackie was talking to him again.
We approached the white double doors. We walked in, and Jackie was silenced. The entire cafeteria was watching us. Eric gripped our forearms and dragged us towards the line. After we grabbed our "lunch" we searched for our family.
"Ova hera, sista dears!"
"Jason!" We explained under our breathes. The soft 'thud' followed by a muffled "Ow!" Jacqueline chuckled, as did our family.
We sat down and stared at each other. Golden versus golden. I stared at Jacqueline. Golden versus...green?
"Green?" I asked. Confusion flashed in her eyes. "Eyes."
"Oh. Don't know." She shrugged. "Sometimes the color changes depending on my mood or some shit. My nails too."
I nodded.
"So...Bells. How's ma lil sis doin' so far in dis place? Am a gunna have to give someone the Jason Howards beat down? Cuz ya now fo' ya I'd do anydin" Jason said.
Eric raised an eyebrow. "How many times have you tried to be gangster, and it hasn't worked?"
"Eric, I think we've established Jason will never learn." Stark stated, taking a bite of his pizza, and then serving a bite to Randi. Pain gripped my heart. This is what sucked to be around couples. Even the littlest of love gestures had me in pain.
I saw the same pain I felt flash in Jacqueline's now hazel eyes.
"True. I mean the guy still sings that Hannah Montana song." Randi interjected. It was true. Jason would sing the randomest of songs at the randomest of times.
"Ah! So true! I haven't sang a song today! Jackie, you got your iPod?" Jason asked. Oh no.
"Duh! When don't I have it?" Jackie tossed her shiny black iPod nano.
"Where's the touch?" Charlisa asked, trying to forget her husband was about to sing.
"In my iPod dock, on my desk, in my room. It has better songs for dancing around in the morning."
"Ooo! Found one! Sing a long Jackie!" Jason stuck one ear bud in his ear and one in Jackie's. (A/N:the order they're sitted:Bella,Eric, James, Randi, Charlisa, Jason, Jackie, and then Bella again. I was too lazy to include that. Sorry.)
"My first kiss went a little like this
*mmkk* And twist
*mmkk* *mmkk* And twist"
Jason sang and then motioned for Jackie to continue. She giggled then continued. (A/N: Italizied is Jason singing. Bold is Jacqueline.)
"Well, my first kiss went a little like this
*mmkk* And twist
*mmkk* *mmkk* And twist
I said no more teachers
And no more books
I got a kiss under the bleachers
Hopin' that nobody looks
Lips like licorice
Tongue like candy
Excuse me lady
But can I get you out your panties.
I bit back a fit of giggles. Charlisa raised her eyebrows in disbelief.
In the back of the car
On my way to the bar
I got you on my lips(I got you on my lips)
On the foot of the stairs
With my fingers in your hair
Baby, this is it."
"Enough! I can't stand Ke$ha!" I exclaimed.
"If you didn't, you wouldn't know what her songs were. And two, its by 3oh!3. But fine! I'll choose another song." Jason pouted and scrolled through Jacqueline's iPod.
"Why can't I have a normal family?" Randi asked rhetorically.
"'Cause let's face it, we got Jackie and Jason." Eric teased.
"Hey! Meanie!" They exclaimed together.
"Payback. Hit it Jason." Jacqueline's eyes gleamed maliciously.
"You got it sista.
I'm awseome
No your not dude, don't lie
I'm awesome
I drive around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome
A quarter of my life gone by
And I meet all of my friends online
Mother Fucker!
I'm awesome
I would run away from a brawl
I'm awesome
There's no voicemail
Nobody called
I'm awesome!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall"
"Please stop!" We all pleaded. Jackie and Jason shook their heads. "Choose the next song, sista!" Jacqueline scrolled and we dreaded every second. Jackie showed him her choice and he nodded.
"Gunna go emo on this one, huh? Whatevers. Let Bella sing with up the volume." You could barely hear it, if you were human. I could hear it perfectly. I smiled. Jackie and I had this song down. (A/N: Now, Bold is Bella and Italized is Jacqueline. Bold, Italized, and Underlined is both of them singing.
"Think of me when you're out,
When you're out there
I'll beg you nice from my knees
And when the world treats you
Way too fairly
Well it's a shame
I'm a dream
All I wanted was you
All I wanted was you"
The music picked up and the song rocked out. I swayed my head as the music took control. I didn't notice the humans staring at us. I didn't notice the small inhuman gasps so close to me. I heard nothing other than the music.
"I think I'll pace my apartment
A few times
And fall asleep on the couch
Like a blur
Little black and white re-runs
That escape from my mouth(woah,woah!)
All I wanted was you
All I wanted was you!
All I wanted was you
All I wanted was you!
I could follow you
To the beginning
Just to relieve the start
Maybe then you'll remember
To slow down
All of our favorite parts
All I wanted was you!
All I wanted was you
All I wanted was you!
All I wanted was you
All I wanted was you!"
The music faded as did my voice. I blinked in surprise. What was that clapping sound? Oh! We were in the cafeteria, filled with humans, who just heard me sing. And they were clapping. Cool.
I smiled at Jackie and then to my family, but then frowned. They were staring at something behind me. I slowly turned.
I was met with a golden pair of eyes filled with pain.
Edward.
A/N: Hope you enjoyed this. :). Oh, and don't worry, Asia'll be back. Betcha forgot her, didn't cha! Just kidding. Anyways, expect the Swans to break into random song, because I enjoy doing that! :D!
Songs included in this chapter: My First Kiss-3oh!3 ft. Ke$ha I'm Awesome-Spose All I Wanted-Paramore
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