"YOU DIRT, FILTHY, CHAUVENISTIC GIT! YOU AWFUL, IRRITATING-!" Katie went on and on.

That's what I woke up to. Yep. Not even kidding.

"Katie, is something wrong?" I asked, rolling over so that I was facing her.

"Sure as hell something's wrong!" she yelled. "You freaking get me NINE MONTHS PREGNANT, and then you just lie there, and sleep, while I'm craving some chocolate cake, which I'm too freaking fat to get out of bed and get!" There were now tears streaming from her eyes.

I sighed, used to this. Katie had very bad, very hormonal mood swings while she was pregnant. I just really hoped it's be over soon.

"I'll get you some chocolate cake, sweetheart," I said, getting out of bed.

"Um, that won't actually be necessary," she said, sounding sheepish, like a little girl who's just eaten the last cookie in the cookie jar.

"Why not?" I asked, confused. Hadn't she just said she wanted chocolate cake, but couldn't get up and get it?

"Well, because I, um, my water just broke," she said, and I instantly freaked out.

"We have to get the hospital!" I declared. She rolled her eyes. "Really?" she asked sarcastically. "I didn't know!"

I grabbed her arm and apparated to St. Mungo's, half dragging her to the Maternity Ward.

"You think they have chocolate cake here?" she asked offhandedly.

"You're having a baby!" I cried.

"Yes, and the baby wants some chocolate cake before he's born," she said simply.

As it turns out, it takes a while before she's even ready to go into labor, so she had plenty of time to eat her damn chocolate cake.

Then, two freaking house later, there we were, she was screaming and threatening to do some very, er, uncomfortable things to me if I didn't stop freaking out, and the Healer was telling her to push, and suddenly all our yelling was interrupted by the sound of a baby crying, and there was my little baby.

Excuse me. Our little baby.

"It's a girl," the healer announced happily, and Katie promptly burst into tears.

"We have the most beautiful baby!" she wailed. "She's gorgeous! She's just the most precious thing ever!"

"Shh, yes, she's lovely," I agreed, trying to calm Katie down before the healer cleaned the baby and placer her in Katie's arms. "She's perfect."

Katie sniffed and calmed down just as her baby was being placed in her arms.

"Allyson," she said, out of nowhere.

"What?" I asked.

"It hit me, just as I was holding the baby. That's what I want to name her."

"I thought we were going to name a girl Missy?" I said, confused. Katie bit her lip as if trying to hold back tears. "But I love Allyson more!" I said quickly, wrapping my arms around the two most amazing girls in the world.

I tell you, life cannot possible get better than this.

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