Alright, so since you guys admitted you couldn't make it [coughs] without me so here's the second chapter of this ridiculous story ;] I feel a little weird, so here's a "phobia" of a character... Oh who cares? ;D enjoy! [slight spoilers warning for DB, but hey, who cares about spoilers warnings these days, in this world?]

Melancholia was enjoying this. Too much fun wasn't enough for her. She crawled down a cave and laughed so loud that it creeped out every single monster down th cave. She loved how this worked. How she worked. She was indestructable.

Melancholia's laugh filled the now smoke filled valley near Paddy's, Batu's eventually, former farm which stood in the middle of the mess like a little puppy. Valkyrie shivered. Melancholia's laugh usually meant something worse than a banshee. Really worse. Even though she couldn't tell, right when she glanced at Skulduggery, she became aware that even he was giving up. This wasn't them. It never was. They needed to move on.

They underestimated her, the Death Bringer. Melancholia was now aware of how this nickname sounded incredibly funny. She chuckled loudly. These two, brought everything into a mess. But she was very sure that she will enjoy to turn them into dust. Now that will make quite good mess. But what? She needed something more efficent. Even more efficient than a spoon. Her bright red eyes sparkledwith the light or pure evil and a missing grin filled her empty face. There was something stronger. This is probably the first time she thanked Craven for his craftsmenship. Not because he needed it of course.

"This is getting too dramatic." admitted Valkyrie, adjusting her indestructabletrousers. The funny fact was that it was totally "destructed". Skulduggery nodded, too tired for his liking to look at her direction.
"It is. We may need a cheer up." His suit was still impeccable but a little less only. His tie was missing and her ribcages could be seen from the little scratches on his shirt. Thank God his jacket was safe... Err...

Skulduggery stopped and looked at Valkyrie, finally.

"Is there a slight chance you might have my jacket, Valkyrie?"
Valkyrie stopped and arched an eyebrow.

"I think we all know the answer, Skulduggery."

"I have this feeling that you might say 'yes'." Skulduggery's voice was hopeful, really. Valkyrie smiled but rolled her eyes to look "sarcastic." From her bag, she took out Skulduggery's jacket and threwit to him.

"Was keeping it in case of emergency." Skulduggery looked up at her a he wore the jacket in a smooth move of his torso. He shrugged his free shoulder.
"This is an emergency. I need to protect my dignity." Valkyrie sighed. They sure needed a cheer up. Skulduggery did his best to cheer up since she went through nearly every single tragic event and she just couldn't handle more. She admitted to herself happily that he really did a pretty good job. She turned back and continued walking as Skulduggery joined moment she thought it really wasn't enough this time, she heard Skulduggery's steps get faster. Valkyrie arched her eyebrows, both this time, which she never the Jaws music was missing. "This should be good." she said.

Melancholia cursed and fell back when she heard a counter laugh. Only a bit creepier. She frowned. What was wrong with her "evil laugh"?... Oh whatever you call it. That was enough of Valkyrie. She stood up and walked to the light. This was war.

Valkyrie didn't even realize what just happened when she fell down the floor, literally "barking". The only thing she heard... Was a clown horn. This was enough to get her humanoid laughing-at-sudden-noises instinct warm her up. Skulduggery glared at her with his eye sockets.

"Well. That was unexpected. Should I enjoy it?"

"You should. Can I continue?" said Valkyrie, between little sobs. Skulduggery shrugged.

"Enjoy."

And she did so. It was too expected for poor Valkyrie to see Skulduggery take out his phone. And it was over in one second. This was war.

She arched forward but was pulled down to the ground. What was wrong with gravity these days? Skulduggery put his phone back to his pocket. He stooped to help Valkyrie up. He was slient. This usually meant he was really suspicious, considering the fact he would be dead ,again, if something wasn't wrong. She held Skulduggery's hand but when she did, he fell onto the ground with his skull taking the lead and making Skulduggery groan.

"Great. Now do you have a plan?" Skulduggery murmured something sounding like a different language but Valkyrie understood the muffled sentence.

"You are too impatient today Miss Cain. "He arched his back, let out a small moan but managed to lie down straight on his back as he turned. Just as Valkyrie was about to counter, she saw 4 walls and a ceiling, coal black, rush to them in a speed that Valkyrie's eyes twitched. They closed down and created a space, so small for them she could feel her breath against the dark ceiling. They heard that laugh again. Valkyrie was ready to gasp for air, but she didn't need to. She frowned. The walls began to get lighter and they turned into a very dark gray. She felt distressed but at least she could breathe. She turned to Skulduggery. She lost her breath just aftershe thought she had breath, as she saw the skeleton detective trembling.

... Ok this wasn't really as devastating as the others, but I said I could give it a try because my tea is persuading me to write this.. I know.. But teas can be very powerful, I have seen that.

So yeah, the continuing segment (whatever it's called you know) will be out too soon ı think, since I'm well aware that this isn't enough. ;D Peace everyone!

-The Zombie Queen, The One Who's Out Of Adjectives For Herself.