Sorry, but I really am not in the mood for a headnote so I shall write a headnote about not writing a headnote. Woh! So enjoy, minions.
"No!"
"But..."
"No!" The muscular girl's long wavy hair slapped Valkyrie's face, also "damaging" her face too since she was shaking her head too quick than it's usually fair.
"No, no no no no no no no no no no no no..."
Valkyrie sighed and protected her face with her hand. This wasn't going to be easy.
-5 minutes later, when the humans appear on Earth-
"Are you done Tanith?"
"I hope so."
"Don't make me drag you, please."
"No!"
"Oh here we go again.I-I mean... Oh come on Tanith!" She said sagging, when she saw Tanith scowling like a 4 year old. That's expected from her. But that was such an effective way to lower her optimism. She sighed and continued.
" just why are you so afraid of the dentist?"
"He called me fat."
"Everyone in our world knows that is not true, Tanith."
"Then we don't count."
Valkyrie raised an eyebrow. Tanith sighed and adjusted her long blonde hair and put her hair behind her ears. Skulduggery Pleasant was innocently reading the newspaper. Another disaster saved. Valkyrie thought as she glanced at him.
"Why do we need to go to the dentist anyways?"
Skulduggery bent the newspaper but his skull was still scooping towards the newpaper. Valkyrie envied this quality of his. The way he could hide his annoyance. Well that's expected, he's a skeleton after all, nothing personal.
"Because a remnant was inside you for quite a long time and we really are sure that it couldn't afford to brush your teeth."
"Maybe it did."
"Bad guys, especially remnants, don't really do that, believe me."
"Maybe it wasn't bad at all."
Skulduggery looked at her.
"Then unfortunately it couldn't show it too much."
"Aren't you bored after all these?" Valkyrie asked curiously. Skulduggery did his trademark head tilt.
"Countering makes me feel young. It works well for me.". Valkyrie rolled her eyes and tırned around to face Tanith's angry face. But there wasn't a face there. She really prefered an angry Tanith then nothing. This was all annoying.
Melancholia groaned in her sleep. Even she wasn't conscious, she could eventually sense the "electric" in the room.
Valkyrie automatically looked up and saw Tanith, crossing her arms.
"Come on Tanith! You have to face your fears."
"I have faced enough fears I think."
"I'll call Ghastly to get you down."
"I'm sure I can do something about that." she smirked. She smirked better than the remnant... Much more humanoid. It's been only a few hours since they have achieved something like that. Nye deserves a biscuit, but it won't get it eventually. But it satisfied it's ego, at least. They never thought necromancy and a monster with too long limbs could do the trick to do the nasty part of the operation. Skulduggery and Valkyrie needed to go because of the great timing of Melancholia. Skulduggery didn't show it, but he was still a little sensitive about the last "disaster". Valkyrie looked at him, smiling calmly. He looked at her.
"I still haven't bought you a stick, haven't I?"
Yes, the one and only Skulduggery Pleasant was back. If only Tanith wold come back down from the ceiling, the world would be a much better place, but it would be asking too much from it.
-Woo. That was relieving, wasn't it? It still proves that I have some humanity left after those China Fear story-thingies. Yeah, I continued and be coming back for more. You won't be getting rid of me that easily, especially China. She deserves it, doesn't she? Oh yes she does. So this will continue, eventually, I hope, actually... That's a lot of commas, Gosh.
So peace to everyone in the world, let's skip the others for now. Peace and good day/night/whatever.
-The Zombie Queen, The One Who Brings Tea.
