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In the black box theater after school for rehearsal
"Okay and Action!" Sikowitz yells.
"Boys you father will be home in a few." I say using my womanly voice acting like I'm striating up the fake house.
Car door sound effect
Jade walks in a little bit after the sound effect with her black hair in a bun, a fake mustache, and a manly black suit jacket. I look over at Jade acting happy to see her.
"Dad!" Beck and Andre' yells happily in little boy voices as they come running in from the other side of the side with big smiles on their faces.
"Hey boys, how was school?" she ask in a manly voice wrapping her arms around both of their shoulders.
"School was boring." Andre' said with a frown and Beck nodding his head in agreement. Jade gives a throaty manly laugh
"Aww boy's school may be boring, but it will pay off in the long run. I went to school, got my education, graduated, went to college, got a good job that paid good money, meet your mother, got married, got a big beautiful house, and had you boys. Don't you want that in your life?"
"I guess but school is still boring." Andre' said and Beck again nodding his head in agreement. Jade does her manly laugh patting them both on the back. Before coming over to me grabbing my hands and pulling me close.
"Nancy my lovely wife, I'm so glad I married you and you had our identical twin boys." Jade says looking me up and down uneasily, her eyes drifting from mine for a second then back. Saying her words with no feelings.
"Me too." I say my words with no feelings just like her. I have to act like I don't want say the words either. I don't wanna give away that I like her.
"I love you." She says still saying her words with no feeling.
"I love you too." I say with no feelings but deep down inside of me I do mean them and wishing she meant them too.
"Cut!" Sikowitz yells standing up and walking onto the stage. Jade pushing me away from her. Bitch. "You girls are ruining this play." He says sternly.
"Why." I say dumbly.
"Beck, Andre' take ten." he says and they walk off. "We've been rehearsing for hours and you girls suck at being husband and wife." He says dramatically "You know your lines and your both great actress. Why is it so hard to play these parts?"
"I can tell you why," Jade says quickly taking the fake mustache off "I don't like her." she says pointing her thumb toward me.
"I don't like you either." BIG LIE. After I say that we start to argue.
"Stop!" Sikowitz yells, making Jade and I shut up but we keep glaring at each other. She's hot when she's ma—Stop Tori stay focus—but she's really hot. Damn it!
"Jade just because you don't like someone doesn't mean you can start doing a bad job. In your acting career you will have to work with a lot of people you don't like and if you start doing a bad job because you don't like them you will get fired." He says making a good point. Jade just rolls her eyes and signs loudly. "Now since you two want to do such a bad job I have a way to really get you two into character." He says making me look away from Jade and look at him seeing an evil smile on his face. This can't be good.
"That is?" I ask hesitantly. Afraid of the answer that I'm about to get. His evil smile gets bigger. That smile is really creepy.
"You two will be playing house. What I mean by that is, for two months you two will be like real husband and wife. Meaning you two will have to stay at one or the others house. Doing married coupled things." My eyes are so big I think they are about to pop of their sock it's. I just had to ask.
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