Chapter 3
Disclaimer: I don't own Victorious
Hope you enjoy it
I worked really hard.
This is bad this is really, really bad. Me and Jade in the same house alone is not a good combo. Why you ask?
One Jade hates me and two we have to stay at her house for the two months because her parents are never home meaning she will try and kill me. I know Jade wouldn't really try to kill me but she's nuts like Sikowitz. Speaking of Sikowitz that crazy jackass said I have to cook, clean, and tend to all of Jade's needs. When he said that Jade didn't care that we had to spend two months together, but it quickly changed when he said that he will give us a fake baby and we have to take care of it.
Another thing that sucks is this is a part of our grade and if I try to leave the house, Jade keeps me out, and if the baby cries for a long period of time and not taking care of we will get an F. We can leave the house just not by ourselves we have to be with each other at all times.
"Damn it Vega are you ready yet?" Jade yells from downstairs. Right now I'm getting two months worth of clothes which is my whole wardrobe. I already told my parents about Jade and I "playing house" and they said okay as long as I call once and a while.
"Chill out. Here I come!" I yell back putting my last bit of clothes and personal things in one of the four suit cases. I wheel it and other suit case down the stairs.
"About time." Jade says with an annoyed voice from the front door with her arms crossed.
"Maybe if you would help me we could have been gone." I say finally getting down the stairs. She just rolls her eyes opening the door and walking out. "Jade please I still need help with the other three." I beg really not wanting to carry all of these by myself. She signs loudly grabbing two suit cases and walking out. I smile to myself thinking maybe only way to get Jade to do things is to beg. So using that to my advantage.
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"Glad you girls could make it." Sikowitz says drinking from his cocoanut. Sikowitz called and told us to meet him at Nozu.
"Yea, yea, yea. Let's just get this over with." Jade says nonchalantly while cleaning her nails.
"Now this is your baby!" He says loudly and a lady walks in with a REAL BABY!
"Sikowitz you said a fake baby!" I yell out in shock. I look over at Jade and she's just as shocked as me.
"Well knowing Jade she will just break the fake baby if she or you can't get it to shut up", so true "So I got you a real one so she can't break it unless she wants to go to jail." He says making a good point but I'm still shocked.
"Sikowitz were only teenagers we can't take care of a real baby. We have school and a life." I say thinking this is all too much it's bad enough I like Jade and have to be with her for two whole months and control my hormones. Now we have a baby. A real baby at that.
"Yes I know that and while you guys are at school I will send somebody over to take care of the baby and as for having a life thing. You will have to fit this little one into it." I sign running my head thought my hair. I look at the baby and it's a pretty little girl. Right now she's asleep.
"Where did you get the baby?" Jade finally speaks. I'm surprised she's not freaking out.
"Well I adopted this little one last week. She's a somewhat a new born." He says taking the baby from the lady and she walk out. She's adorable with curly black hair, a button nose, and her cheeks are a little cubby.
"Why would you adopt a baby?" I ask confused of why Sikowitz of all people would adopt a baby.
"Because my coconut gave me a version showing me adopting a baby so I did and since you two are married and what do married people do? They have babies." He says happily. This guy is one crazy nut who shouldn't be walking around. I sign placing my head on my head feeling a headache coming.
"Sikowitz this is a bad idea. We know nothing about babies." Jade says motioning between me and her.
"Don't worry about that. Just go with your motherly instincts." I look at Jade and she looks deep in thought. I wonder what she's thinking about.
"What's her name?" she asks calmly. Why is she taking this so well? I should be the one calm but no I'm over here freaking out and she's all calm.
"Didn't give her one I just say 'hey kid' or 'little one' you guys can name her and let me know what you come up with." He says heading the baby to Jade and she takes her willingly. I look at Jade in amazement as she hold the little girl close to her. Wow I never thought of Jade as the motherly type, but who would with the way she portrays herself.
"I guess there no backing out." I say knowing the answer to that myself.
"Nope, unless you want an F." I just nod looking over at Jade as she holds the baby just looking at her. "I bought month worth of new born formula, clothes, diapers, and other important stuff babies need. Also I got her crib, changing table, and car seat. So you girls are all set." He says standing up and the lady walks back in with a pink car seat with flower, pink blankets and a book that says 'New Mom and Dad's for Dummies'. I can't believe this. We are really about to take this NEW BORN BABY home with us. Jade and I are going to have to take care of her all by ourselves.
"Just so you know she just went to sleep so she will wake up in a two hrs to get fed. You two will have to work together and figure out her likes and dislikes." He says pointing to the little one sleeping peacefully and Jade's arms. Jade looks like she is at peace while holding the baby. What a sight. It just makes her even more hot.
"You two should get home. We'll follow and drop all the baby stuff off." he says walking out with the lady. I grab the car seat placing it on table and moving the book and two blankets out the way only leaving one there. Jade lays the baby down gentle into the car seat buckling her up without a problem. How the hell did she do that? I take one of the blankets placing it gentle over the baby then doing the same to the other. I smile looking at Jade and she gives a small smile back taking a hold of the car seats handle and walking out. Wow.
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I didn't know where this story was headed but I kind of got an idea.
Having a hard time picking baby names any ideas?