The Darkness kills Twilight
AN: So I've played the Darkness 2 and it was very good game so I wanted to write Darkness fanfiction! Plz review and stuff! THX!
So Bella, Jacob Black and faggot vamprie Edward Cullen were at Edward Cullen home having fun and sex when suddenly, Edward Cullen said "Hey, Jacob Black, give me some of that weed we stolen from the mafia!" so tehy somekd weed and now, they was high and talking weird stuff and so on.
Suddenly, someone knocked at the door. "Who's there?" asked Jaboc Black, and the voice said, "I'm Jackie Estacado, don of the Franchetti family! I'm here to get my weed back!"
And because Jacob Black was high, his logic center of brain did not work so he opened the door to creepy guy that was obviously out to kill them and say "sorry man, we, like, smoked all your weed and shit, man!" because he was high.
"You did what?", asked Jackie, who is protagonist from game Darkness.
"Just wait a minute while I turn the lights out" said Jackie because his powers don't worked at lights, so he turned the lights out and Edward Cullen stopped sparkling and laughed stupidly and said "Now we can have sex adn stuff!" but he was interrupted when Jackie summoned his two dark demon things that looked like snake and impaled him!
"OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT!" screamed Edward Cullen like faggot while blood spurted from his mouth, and Jackie said, "You faggots smoked all my weed!" while pulling out machine gun and shooting holes in Edward Cullen body, and now, Edward Cullen was like cheese and dead!
"At least now Ewdward Cullen dead so now I have Edward Cullen girlfriend Bella Swamp for myself even though she a bit too old for my taste because I am pedophile" thought Jacob Black, because he was a selfish pedophile asshole.
Jackie Estacado grabbed his arms with evil snake demon things and then, Jacob Black begged for mercy but Jackie was pissed off so didn't listen and instead ripped his body in half vertically and blood came from both halfs of his body and also brains and there was intestines everywhere and stuff!
"Holy shit die you faggot!" said Bella Sawn and took her pistol gun and shot Jackie, but Jackie just activated darkness armor so bullets didnt hurt him and then, he took a swing at Bella Swarm with tentacle and violently ripped her head off!
Then he took the rest of his weed and went away to his mansion to have sex with hot chicks and stuff and mourn girlfriend Jenny death. And it was badass.
AN: Seriously, don't take weed, it not good for you!