Chapter 3: What! No I'm not your puppy!

Two days after the incident with the Eagle Miroku was desperate he wanted to be back to his normal self, Inuyasha and Kagome were on the other side of the well and everything was boring since Sango warned the women about a perverted with the appearance of a little puppy trying to peek on them when they were bathing, every time he tried to walk around the spring there was Sango keeping him away, why couldn't a poor man in need like him have some fun! It wasn't like he was going to hurt them! Tired of trying and failing too much he decided to test a plan to end with his need; he wandered around Sango and stayed close to her for some time sitting beside her and helping her with everything he could help her with, once she started to let down her guard he slowly got closer to her, he knew that making this was going to cause him a lot of pain and he wouldn't even be able to sleep inside the hut but he had to try for the sake of that poor man in need that was him!

"Sango, it seems there isn't any more wood left, I'm going to go look for some can you help me?" Shippo said suddenly appearing from outside.

"Sure let's go"

"NO! Shippo I was about to get so close to her, my plan was going perfectly! Why! Why did you have to do this! NO I won't let you go anywhere Sango!" Miroku barked and growled and pulled on Sango's clothes

"Come on calm down Houshi-sama what's wrong with you! I'll be back in a moment! Stay here ok!" Sango pushed him softly away with her feet but he didn't let her go "Ok! You want to come with us!" he shaked his head "then what do you want"

"Stay here! I need you sitting here so that I can keep going with my plan!" he barked and pointed the floor beside him.

"You want me to stay?" she asked and Miroku nodded fast a few times and wagged his tail "but Shippo needs help with the wood he can't carry it back all by himself, don't worry I'll be back in a moment and I'll stay here with you ok?" he growled as he watched Sango step out the hut, Kirara mewed looking at him and decided to follow Sango instead of staying there hearing him complain about his failed attempt and Shippo being an obstacle for his goals.(N/A: Yes Kirara is the only one that understands what Miroku says)

After a moment of being alone it finally hit him, Sango wasn't there to keep him from peeking on the girls! He ran towards the spring as fast as he could and just when he tough he could finally get what he wanted something grabbed him by the neck he turned and saw the face of a white female wolf "What! What are you doing! Put me down! What's with everybody carrying me!" he growled and moved trying to get free from the wolf's grip.

"Settle down little one it's okay! Where is your pack? It's dangerous for you to be here alone you could get eaten by an eagle!" the wolf asked him "if you lost your pack you can stay with me, I have cubs, I'll take good care of you"

"No ma'am you are mistaken, I'm not really a wolf cub I'm a human I was cursed by a demon with this appearance so please put me down so I can get going" Miroku explained to the wolf which now was carry him to her den.

"You dummy you are not human, where did you get that silly idea?" she put him down into a dark hole under a tree "now you stay there from now on you are one of my little cubs ok?"

"No I've told you I'm not a cub I'm a Human! I have to go back to the village!" he tried to crawl out but she didn't let him and there was four puppies more inside the hole making it almost impossible to move.

"calm down dummy your new father will be back with food soon"

~~~~~~~ At Kaede's Village ~~~~~~

"Where is Miroku? Its getting late and he hasn't come back yet" Shippo asked they were starting to get worried when got dark outside and he didn't return

"I'll go look for him! Maybe that perverted Monk is by the spring spying girls" Sango left the hut and went to the spring but he wasn't there, she went looking for him all over the village but didn't find him and no one saw him pass by "Houshi-sama! Houshi-sama Where are you!" Shippo and Sango went to the forest to search for him while Kirara looked for him by air.

"Miroku! Miroku! Are you here!"

"I can't find him anywhere! I just hope he is okay…" Sango said with a sad and worried expression "I should have stayed with him…" they looked for him all night and didn't find him.

~~~~~~~~ With Miroku ~~~~~~~~~~

I know how to escape this place! "Uhmm mom? I'm hungry" Miroku said and the wolf turned to look at him.

"Well I wouldn't be surprised since you didn't want to eat what your father brought" she stood up from the hole "wait here I'll look for food" and as she looked around the den for food he took the opportunity to run from there.

"Hah! I knew it, I'm smarter than those wolves!" and then again as he thought he was far away he was grabbed again "What! Now what!" It was the brown male wolf who was supposed to be his father.

"Now where do you think you are going? You must stay in the den so stop trying to run away" he carried Miroku back to the hole but before he was hid under the tree Kirara spotted him and went to get Sango and Shippo.

"Kirara! Did you find Miroku!" Kirara nodded ad picked up Shippo "then let's hurry and tell Sango"

"Come on I really need to get back to the village my friends must be worried about me!" Miroku complained and tried to sneak away once more.

"Nonsense! You are staying here where its safe for you" the male wolf said getting his head in the hole "I've brought some food for you cubs so eat up!"

"I don't want to hurt you since I know you are only following your instincts so please let me go!" and the wolf couple laughed.

"you can't hurt us little one, not even if you tried" Miroku growled at them and then Sango, Shippo and Kirara appeared.

"Houshi-sama! Are you there!" Miroku's ears perked up at the sound of Sango's voice

"SANGO! SANGO! I'M IN HERE HELP ME!" Miroku barked loudly under the tree.

"Miroku we are here to help you!" the wolves stood up between them and the den and Miroku tried to run towards them but was caught again by the female wolf.

"LET ME GO THEY ARE MY FRIENDS I HAVE TO GO BACK WITH THEM" Miroku barked nonstop at the female wolf.

"I don't know what's wrong with you but they can hurt you, you know! We don't know them"

"BUT I DO KNOW THEM! THEY ARE MY FRIENDS!"

"Let your father handle this"

"NO! PUT ME DOWN DAMN IT!"

"Don't worry Houshi-sama we'll help you" Sango took out some of her smelling pellets and throw them at the den, the smell was so strong it knocked all of them including Miroku.

"It worked! It got Miroku too though" Shippo said pinching his nose, Sango picked him up and carried him back to the hut.

The next day a loud laugh woke him up "So he even got kidnapped by a female wolf that thought it was his puppy hahahahaha!" that laugh, he could tell it was Inuyasha and the small giggles were from Kagome and Sango maybe I should have stayed with the wolf couple…

~tsuzuku~

UPDATE! :D yes it's been a while I know ._. but here it is at last xD hahahaha.

Thank you for your support tinemelk I've decided on finishing this fic because of you, I don't care if it's only you the one reading one is enough for me :D

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