CHAPTER 4
The 'Caretaker' was shown watching tv. As the voice on it said "We now return to ZOMBIELAND".
FROM ON THE TV:
Bill Murrey was pretending to be a zombie.
"OH SHIT!" Columbis cried out, grabbing his double barrel shotgun. And was about to fire it.
"WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! It's me! Bill Murrey!" Bill cried,taking off his zombie mask.
Columbis stared at him a long while, and then shot him anyway.
Carzing Bill to release a female scream before falling.
"I don't know what the big deal, about this movie, is" the Caretaker groaned.
"lets see what else is on" he said fliping the channel.
FROM TV. "Now, back to, SAW"
FROM ON THE TV:
Liturary, shows a large hand saw laying on top of a wooden table.
"God, there is nothing on, today" the Caretaker groaned, flipping off the tv.
At this point, the Caretaker, saw Johnny come in.
"Aww... Finally awake" the caretaker greeted him.
"I don't know HOW and WHY I'm here. But I had a really mussed up dream, last night" Johnny replied.
"It was no dream... And WILL happen again" the Caretaker told him.
"Why?" Johnny asked.
The caretaker told Johnny, about being the devil's bounty hunter, and will transform everytime evil spirits are present.
"So... Why did I become that thing?" Johnny asked.
"I just finished telling... (sighs in annoyance)... (talks to Johnny, like he's four) You, become firehead, because king of fireland, want you killing, bad people"
"Yay" Johnny said in a childish voice, and jumping and clapping like a idiot.
SKIP TO WHEN, JOHNNY MEETS UP WITH THE GRL HE WAS SUPPOSE TO GO OUT WITH, LAST NIGHT
(I got her name right this time).
"Raxenna, I'm sorry... Something came up" Johnny cried to her sadly.
"Oh, let me guess, got obsessed with anouther fanfiction story" Raxenna groaned.
"Come on! It was 'Doom' but with humalized penguins, HOW CAN YOU NOT FIND THAT AWSOME!" Johnny cried. (real story).
Raxenna was still refuseing to forgive him, even saying "My dad was right about you... I can't believe I thought I loved you"
These words really seemed to hurt Johnny, as he soon left.
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