Me: WHY DO THEY NOT REIVIEW! MY WRITING IS SO UNREAD! CURSE YOU READERS! CURRRRSE YOOOOOOOU!
Zim: Does anyone on earth ever show up?
Me: You, Dib, Skoodge, Gir, Minimoose, Tak-
Zim: T-Tak!
Me: She won't kill you. Also Gaz and as a surprise character… NNY!
Nny: Mwahahahaha!...Eh what do I do?
Me: Kill people, scream at Madness the Chihuahua, meet Zim and Co., be a homicidal maniac, and all that stuff.
Everyone but me and Nny: O.O
Nny: Lord Dread Raven owns NOTHING!
Warning! Violence ahead! (Guess who is causing it…)
Chapter 4
Meanwhile on Earth…
Two Irkens stood reading data from a computer. The taller of the two was Zim. He had grown to a proud stature since his arrival on planet Earth. He still had the same magenta eyes, demeanor and disguise. The other Irken was short, fat and responded to the name of Skoodge. Since arriving on earth he had posed as Zim's younger, homeschooled brother. He wore a similar disguise to Zim, only the hair hung down in the front instead of the sharp upwards curve.
"Computer- AAAHH!" Zim screamed as Gir fell down on his head.
"What this say? WHAT IT SAY!" The defective SIR unit screamed, insane as ever.
Skoodge sighed.
"It says that a ship, with Tak in it, is going to crash in about 30 seconds into the woods nearby."
"Computer, initiate lockdown mode, now!" Zim screamed. "Minimoose!"
"Squeak!" The adorable hovering superpowered moose replied.
"Watch for Tak! Tell the gnomes to blow her up ON SIGHT!"
"Squeak!"
Gir ran in circles screaming.
"YAYYYYYYY! Purple lady and Mimi comin' to blow us up!"
"No Gir," sighed Zim "that's bad."
Gir made a cute little 'OOOOOO' sound to show comprehension.
Skoodge groaned. "We…Are…So…Dead…"
"Computer give me a plan!"
"Stay inside of the house until Tak leaves?" The computer moaned in its usual lazy voice
"BRILLIANT!" Zim screamed triumphantly.
"Uh… What if Tak gets inside?" Skoodge asked nervously.
"Uhhh…Shit…"
Tak slowly crawled out of the wreck of her ship. Swiftly she activated her disguise.
"Mimi! Scan the area! Keep an eye out for any humans."
The SIR unit complied, eyes flashing swiftly.
"Madam," she said in a cool female monotone. "Two humans detected nearby one is in great pain. Pulse is incredibly fast. Is completely terrified. Other is unknown."
Tak paused. It might be worth it to see what was happening. On the other hand, Zim was her main target.
"Let's investigate." She said.
They made their way towards it. Tak could hear the screams now, growing louder. She pushed aside the bushes to find a sickening scene. A tall, young, gaunt human was raking a pair of daggers over another. He had jet black hair and dark circles around his eyes.
"Now you freak. Laugh at THIS!" He screamed shoving the daggers into the other human's eyes. "Now you know to respect the people you meet!" He hissed stabbing again in his victim's stomach. "But I guess that it's too late now!" He cackled, before disemboweling his foe.
Tak was terrified. Never before had she witnessed such a violent murder. The dark haired human stood and noticed her. A slow grin spread up the sides of his face.
"Ah. Hello. Sorry if that made you wet yourself there. But if it's any consolation, that happens a lot."
Tak shuddered, and took a step back. Fear filled her limbs and spread to her face, numbing her body. The human approached her and studied her curiously.
"You only have three fingers, ya' know." He pointed out, causing Tak to jolt. She cursed silently when she realized her disguise didn't hide her number of fingers.
"Er… it was an accident with a blender…" She lied quickly, hiding her hands behind her back.
"Oh…really now?" The human said grinning. "Why do I not believe that?" He paused, still smiling from ear to ear. Suddenly he snatched out and caught Tak's wrist.
"YOU LIE YOU LITTLE LIAR! YOU LIEEEEEEEE!" He screamed. "DON'T LIE! I'LL DO THE SAME THING TO YOU THAT I DID TO HIM!"
"Mimi! Help!" Tak screamed. Mimi leapt forth, slithering at the insane human. This proved ineffective, as the man merely swept the little 'Cat' aside, slamming her into a tree. Suddenly Mimi sparked wildly; disguise flickering, and then fading altogether.
However, it served as a chance for Tak to extend her PAK legs out to attack, but was clubbed senseless in a moment. At least she wasn't dead. Yet.
Mwahahahaha! Read this fic! Review it! Or Nny's gonna getcha!