After the previous events, SATAN finally went to the Pewter Gym. There he met some weird looking guy who loved breeding.
"I challenge you!" shouted SATAN, as he ran towards Brock.
"I accept your challenge!" said Brock, as he sent out Geodude. SATAN sent out Charmeleon.
Charmeleon started the fight with Flamethrower, which did sod all. Geodude used Defense Curl like a sissy.
"Charmeleon, scratch the bastard!", shouted SATAN, whilst waving his fists in the air. Charmeleon used Scratch, which didn't do much. "You need to learn some better moves!" shouted SATAN, as he shoved a CD up Charmeleon's arse. Charmeleon learnt Dragon Claw, which it used to break Geodude in half.
"I got that floating rock for my birthday, you twat!" shouted Brock. "I only have one Pokémon left".
Brock sent out Onix. Brock had an Onix to compensate for his tiny dick. Onix used Tackle, but Charmeleon jumped out of the way. Onix looked like a right douche when he smashed his face on the floor.
Charmeleon used Dragon Claw and knocked the hell out of that Onix, meaning SATAN won the fight.
"Gimme a badge, motherfucker!" shouted SATAN, as he stole Brock's badge. Brock didn't really care, because the nurse from the Pokémon Center was outside, so he whipped out his pingas and got to business.
SATAN thought to himself that as it's a gym, they should have a fuckload of awesome shit laying around to take, but all he could find was a Rock Slide TM , so he took that and shoved it up Charmeleon's arse.
SATAN was now outside, and he saw the Pokémon Museum. He thought there would be even more shit he could steal, so he went inside, but the guy at reception had the nerve to ask him for money. Because of this, SATAN smashed the guy's head open with an axe and went in anyway