Superwaffle stood with his small group of female fighters, surrounded by hundreds of his adversaries.
Kokoro, the pirate princess was laughing from the top of the hill she was standing on.
"You're doomed, Superwaffle! Nothing is gonna stop my army of otaku warriors now!"
The young man smiled, rubbing his golden hair. "I'll make it some way or another."
"Attack, my brave soldiers!" she shouted.
The otakus charged, their hands reaching forward like tentacles.
Suddenly Superwaffle smiled and started singing.
"La-lo-lo-lo, lo-lo-lo-lo-lo!" he sang and danced around. The otakus have stopped. They were frightened.
"What is this?" The pirate princess wondered. What kind of spell is that?
"Ignore that!" She screamed. "Crush them!"
The otakus proceeded. Superwaffle's fighters charged their plunger rifles, ready to fire.
"Lo-lo-lo, fo-fo, fire-fire-fi, kekeke!"
The otakus were falling as the plungers hit their great, white bellies. They lolled as they fell down, struck by powers leeter than they could comprehend.
But they were too many, and getting closer. They grabbed one of Superwaffle's blue haired fighters and sealed her in a box. The battle seemed hopeless. The pirate princess laughed.
Superwaffle seemed concerned. Being sealed in a box as a trophy on board of the Punami- the biggest pirate ship in the galaxy- wasn't a fate all too acceptable to him.
The battle was long. Many otakus were brought down. They almost ran out of sushi.
But Superwaffle fought bravely. Even after being hit by hundreds of doritos his sushi was strong. Kokoro took out her most gruesome, final weapon.
Domokun was a monstrosity beyond human comprehension. His disturbing smell was like chocolate mixed with sake and misery. He charged into Superwaffle who just smiled and waited.
The ponies appeared from out of nowhere. Celestia led a great power of colorful animals who charged domokun and brought him to the ground with the power of their rainbows. The monster seemed almost pitiful, overcome with friendship.
"No!" Kokoro screamed. "My ultimate weapon!"
Superwaffle smiled. "It's over, princess."
"Damn you, Superwaffle! You would pay for this!"
Outpowered by ponies, the pirate princess could not resist when she was placed into the box. She was now another trophy of the mighty renegade known only as Superwaffle.