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Chapter 10
Leaving Earth
"AAAAAAAH!" Dib screamed as he ran into his house. Gaz was sitting on the couch playing her GS3. She cracked an eye at Dib.
"Be quiet." She grumbled.
"AAAAAAAH." Dib screamed softly.
"What are you screaming about?" Gaz growled menacingly.
"I have to stop Zim! Except now I have to stop him from killing some traitor to his race, because, you know, the enemy-"
"-Of my enemy is my friend, blah, blah, blah." Gaz muttered and glanced at the pizza box on the counter. She removed the last piece and chomped into it.
Dib ran into the garage in order to start up the Dibship at the same time as Prof. Membrane came in.
"What is he doing now, Gaz?" He asked, referring to the previous screaming.
"Going into space to hunt aliens."
Membrane pressed his hand into his face.
"Gaz, I want you to at least keep him alive." He said. "Otherwise, I'll have to spend another year cloning him. And you will have to change its diapers, and it will be easier to keep him alive in the first place.
Gaz sighed. "Fine. I just beat this game anyway." And stomped after her brother.
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Zim twisted a final knob on his Voot cruiser. He had to modify it so that it could fit Skoodge and Shast onto it as well as himself and Gir. Finally it was ready. He had even made a small, moose-shaped hole for Minimoose. Everything was set. Soon he would depart to hunt down that scum, X.
"I AM ZIM!" he howled to the sky.
"Yes. Yes you are." Skoodge said, backing slowly away.
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Tak worked fervently, almost done with her Spittle Runner. She had to increase its size, as Nny had threatened to spill her organs out if she didn't allow him to come.
Mimi dropped out of the cockpit.
"All repairs and modifications complete." She said "Runner fully functional."
Tak nodded. She was looking forward to strangling Zim after these "Hunters" were all dead.
She glanced at the file again. Nny was reading it, as he had not heard her objective.
Case file No. 234682
Race: Irken
Name: X
Gender: Male
Eyes: Orange.
Skin: Black
Height: 5'1"
It was what came after the base information that made Tak shiver.
IQ: Unknown
Special abilities: Unknown
Rank: DEFECT
PAK Upgrades: Adaptable; can merge other technologies, otherwise unknown.
Tak shivered. She knew almost nothing about her foe.
But one thing was certain:
Any way that this turned out, Zim was gonna die, Shast or no Shast.
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All the ships took off at once, Dib staying out of sight, Tak and Zim keeping forced contact.
"I gonna sing the doom song-MMPH!" Gir squealed, abruptly cut off by a line of duct tape, firmly placed over his mouth by Skoodge.
On Tak's ship there was no duct tape.
"Ten million bottles of beer on the wall…"
"SHUT UP MEAT!" Nny screamed at the top of his lungs.
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Purple: GIMME!
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Purple: Ulp.