Is X in trouble? Or is Zim? Take a guess… Because nobody knows… Mwahahahaha…
I do not own Zim, 'kay?
Chapter 11
Track Down Hydra!
Zim chewed his lip thoughtfully. The Hydra was his first target, but it would be difficult to find.
After all, space was big. No seriously, it was BIG. Tracking one object was always a challenge, which was one reason it had taken Zim so long to find a planet with life on it to conquer.
But there were always clues. A hint of stirred gasses here, an unknown bio-sign there, a little phased space, perhaps even a shattered asteroid. Zim did not show it, but he was perfect for this sort of mission.
The scanners onboard his ship were outdated, but they seemed to be doing better than Tak's.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN SEE WHERE HIS SHIP HAS BEEN?" She screamed into the comm. system.
"What, you mean that you can't?" Zim asked in surprise. "What model is your scanner?"
"The newest kind that's out!" She complained. "It should be able to pick up anything."
"HAH!" Zim laughed. "Even though it is newer it is inferior to my scanners! I AM ZIIIIIIM!"
Nny buried his face in his palms.
"God, he is so annoying." He moaned. "Does he need to repeat his name EVERY FIVE MINUTES?"
Five minutes later…
"I AM ZIM!" He screamed.
"…One bottle of beer on the wall…" Reverend Meat sang. Nny sighed and simply ignored him.
"I hate you." He said matter-of-factly.
"…Take it down pass it around… NO… MORE… BOTTLES… OF… BEEEEER… OOOOOOON… THEEEEEE… WAAAAAAAAAAALL!" Meat finished, oblivious to the glares both Tak and Nny were shooting him.
On the Dibship, Dib growled in irritation. The spy bugs he had placed in the Irken vessels hadn't helped much.
Suddenly, Shast spoke up.
"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?" He asked uncertainly.
"Actually, I do!" Skoodge said glancing about.
Zim seemed unconcerned. "It's probably the Dib-Beast." He said coolly. "Tak, you probably don't know this but he has your old Spittle Runner."
"WHAT?" She shrieked. "He overrode the defenses?"
"Yep." Zim said simply. There was a silence.
"You just don't care, do you?" Nny grumbled.
"Nah. I've got bigger concerns than a giant-headed hyu-man."
Even though only Gaz could hear him, Dib snarled softly. "My head is not big."
"Yes it is, now be quiet." Gaz growled.
They rode on in silence… Until Gir managed to pull the tape from his mouth.
"Doom, doom do-do-doom, DOOM! Doom, doom, doom… D-d-dooooom!"
I wuv the doom song… REVIEW! REVIEW OR YOU WILL PAY!
…I made sandwiches!