I HAVE HEAD EXPLODY!
Nny: Lucky stiff…
Zim: Lord Dread Raven does not own the almighty Invader ZIIIM!
Chapter 13
A Stroll Down Psychotic Memory Lane
"Lard Nar." X said coldly. "Telling me I'm a liar again?"
"Did you even here me?" Lard Nar asked in irritation. "I said-"
"Sarcasm." X said in explanation. He turned to Zim and the others. Zim was thrashing viciously, teeth biting his bonds.
"Hm. I'll have to take a peek through his memories. How did he become an invader? I shall look through his mind."
Zim let out a hiss of fury as X advanced on him. He would have begun to struggle harder but he froze as X's eyes began glowing.
"Let's see what you have locked in that thick skull of yours…" X whispered…
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X winced. Zim's resistance was stronger than he had expected. Zim was not an idiot, as X had assumed, simply… psychotic. Zim's intellect was that of a genius. Mixed in with a form of 'selective hearing', an egotistical nature and blind loyalty, it suddenly dawned on X just how dangerous Zim really was. He also realized how he could believe any orders the Tallest gave him. His furious resistance forced X out of his mind, but not before X discovered one memory.
"Irken Invader Zim. For single-handedly ruining Operation Impending Doom-"
"Ruined? I blew up more than all the other invaders!"
"You blew up all the other invaders!"
"-You will be re-encoded as a food service drone… And banished to the Irken snacking planet of Foodcourtia…"
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X staggered backwards. He had used up all his strength to extract a single memory. He gasped for breath and sagged to his knees.
Tina quickly checked his vitals. They seemed stable but…
"His eyes are going dim!" She gasped, alarmed. "I-I think he's going into shock!"
"Won't his PAK reactivate him?" Lard Nar asked.
"Yes…" Tina admitted. "But whatever's locked up in that psychopath's head," She snarled, jabbing a thumb at Zim who merely seemed dazed. "Is well guarded. He must have a lot bigger intellect than it seems."
"Zim and intellect?" Tak was skeptical, still trying to escape her bonds. "Sounds like a bit of a paradox."
Before Zim could make a scathing reply he noticed something. Minimoose had begun to glow. A brilliant white light shone from the restrained moose.
Uh-oh… Zim thought.
Tina noticed.
"What the-?" She began, but before she could even finish her statement, a deep voice filled the air.
"DOOMSDAY DEVICE ACTIVATED!"
In a moment, everyone was thinking a single thought simultaneously.
Oh Shit.
Except for Gir of course.
"YAY, WE'RE DOOMED!"
Or are they? HAHAHAHA! MY INSANITY SHALL JUDGE THEIR FATES, NOT YOUR PUNY BEGGING!
…Just kidding. As I already said, I love abusing my characters, but the word 'Abuse' ends with 'use'
Nny: Since I didn't say anything I shall do this bit! Review! OR I CUT YOUR FILTHY THROAT!