Zim is in pain. Everyone is trapped on an unknown planet!
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Chapter 15
The Chapter with No Name
Everyone was conscious now. No one was happy. Tak was furious.
"DAMN IT ZIM!" She screeched as Zim darted aside to evade her spider legs. "I am gonna rip out your spine!"
Zim suddenly slid along the ground, dodging under Tak.
"Hey!" He snapped, backing away slowly. "Blame Minimoose, not me!"
"But you probably did… something!"
"I don't even know HOW to activate his nubs!"
Shast lifted Tak into the air, while Shadow lifted Zim.
"No time for arguing!" Snapped Shadow.
"Agreed." Noted Shast. "Now put my massster down."
Shadow quailed under Shast's glare and complied.
"Oh, by the way," He noted. "Zim, do you have any idea just how WRONG that sounded?"
Zim winced. "Eeeeyeeesss… I should have chosen my words better…"
Tak actually stopped struggling, and Shast put her down.
"Is that Zim still talking?" She asked incredulous. Zim was so egotistical he could almost never admit to any form of flaw.
Dib was shocked as well. "He must have hit his head!" He agreed.
"Says the boy with a giant head." Gaz grumbled.
"MY HEAD-"
"-Is enormous, yes, yes." X grumbled. "Now, would you all just SHUT UP!" He snarled. "We need to concentrate on how to get off of this rock!"
It was true. At least the Hydra's atmospheric stabilizer was in one piece. The Irkens didn't need to worry, but not everyone here was an Irken.
Skoodge had gone off with Gir, Mimi and Phantom, mainly to see if anything was alive on this planet. He came back, eyes wide.
"Look at this!" He shouted. "It's incredible!"
The group followed him nervously; unsure of what could lie ahead on this barren planet.
A huge metal… thing rose up from the ground, a thing Zim and Dib both recognized.
"HOLY SPLOCHENKIEMEN!" Zim gasped.
(Fun Fact: Splochenkiemen was the Irken who created the Control Brains. Now his name is used as a swear word, for no apparent reason.)
It was a ship. The whole planet was, according to Zim and Dib.
"Actually, I flew it in an attempt to destroy the earth. Don't ask how THAT turned out…" He admitted. "I wonder if it still flies…" With that, he climbed into the driver's seat.
"Find something to hold on to!" He called out, and began to make the planet fly.
"WHAAAA!" Was the general sound of everyone giving out a scream as the planet jolted to life.
After the violent start, things went more smoothly.
"This is more fun than the time I had that girl with a strap around her head that made her eyes shoot out!"
Reverend Meat suddenly appeared, causing everyone to jump.
"Nny…You are very disturbing, you know that?" He said, choosing his words carefully. No need to get pinned to the ground or a wall like the Doughboys had…
"Yes. I am fully aware of that." He said smirking.
"Geez." Dib shuddered.
"This guy is creepy." Muttered X. "Is he serious?"
"Dead serious." Grinned Nny.
"This guy is so…" Gaz noted, trying to find a good word to describe him. "Wacky." Nny's eyes widened.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?" He hissed. "You…" His eyes narrowed. "Called…" a strange change came into his voice. Usually, Nny's voice was oddly high, with a low rasp to it. Now, it was incredibly low, and sounded almost like there were two voices speaking at once. "Meee…" His eyes locked with Gaz's and, for the first time in her life, her gaze quavered. "WACKY!" Shrieked Nny.
"H-hey!" Stuttered Gaz, ACTUALLY STUTTERED. "Look, it's just a word!"
Nny, rose up, silhouetted in the shadow of a passing sun, appearing very… evil.
"I'll show you wacky… I'LL SHOW YOU WACKEEEE!"
"Take it easy!" Gaz snapped, regaining her composure, and smacking Nny aside. It took her full strength to do so. Nny seemed more surprised than hurt. It focused him as well, and he shook his head.
Note to self, Gaz thought. Never, ever call Nny 'wacky'.
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