Dear Becky,
When Sue and I were little girls, Sue was my hero. Sue wasn't Sue's hero though. Her hero was Madonna. Madonna was blonde. Sue wanted to be just like her hero. We didn't know how to dye hair, so we used the chemicals in Mum and Dad's garage. They were in Europe finding bad people, so they didn't know. We put some stuff called 'Napalm' on her hair. It made it blonde, but it fell off after six inches. Sue's hair is short now.
Talking of Sue, is she OK? She seems depressed. I heard nurses talking about how she never comes by any more. Can you tell me please Becky? I'm getting worried about her.
Jeanie
xx