Last time

No, I am definitely not in Yuri's world nor am I in my mother's home. Just great now where am I. All I see is sand, sand, and more sand. Kagome why do you look as though you are an eight year old? What?

Chapter 1

Kagome was completely puzzled. Why on earth she resembled an eight year old was beyond her and why they were stranded in some desert was also beyond her and right now she just wanted a bath. It was at this time that she decided to let everyone know where she was via her bracelet, unaware that see had an audience.

"Hey everyone just thought I would let you know I am in a desert somewhere as an eight year old" Needless to say there were chuckles, "Why, Lady Kagome you make quite a cute eight year old" stated Miroku with a gleam in his eyes. "Miroku, so help me don't start" Sango chided. "How are you going to find out where you are" Shippo stated. "You are in Suna" said a stranger and Kagome turned around and found herself being watched by 12 pairs of eyes. "Hey who are they" shouted Inuyasha. You have to remember that all of her friends and family are there in holographic form. "Inuyasha, control your temper. This situation is odd enough as it is" Kagome said with a glare. Inuyasha not knowing that the command still worked through dimensions decided to continue to put his two cents in. "Kagome, you are always getting yourself into trouble and I always had to bail you out" "Inuyasha, SIT, SIT, SIT. I would like to see you in this predicament. I believe you would not handle it half as well as I am" By this time Inuyasha was in a crater, with everyone showing their amusement.

"How does the pretty girl do that" asked one of the strangers. "It is a talent that I have and will gladly use it should the need arise" Kagome stated while pinching the bridge of her nose. "Who are you people by the way?" It was the hyper one with the mask that decided to do the honors of introducing everyone.

"I am Tobi, and I am a good boy, so I will introduce the pretty girl to everyone" He then proceeded to introduce everyone. The Inuyasha group each had their own thoughts on the matter, but Sesshomaru's was by far the most accurate. "Imouto you have once again found yourself in the company of strange ones. You have a knack for meeting weird people" "Well, excuse me it is not like I found them I just appeared here and then they showed up" "You attract too much attention. Just be careful" Weren't we here first Pein had been thinking to himself.

-Flashback: Moments before Kagome's arrival-

Deidara: Art is a bang.

Sasori: No it isn't, it is puppetry.

Tobi: I like your art Deidara-sempai.

Deidara: Nobody asked you.

Pein: Will you all just be quiet. It is your fault Deidara that we have to find a new location for our base because you decided to blow it up.

Deidara: Art is a bang.

The rest of the group was just shaking their heads. Itachi was indifferent to the whole thing he just wanted to get moving. Konan was busy making origami, Kisame was swinging his sword back and forth for the hell of it and while doing that hit Hidan in the face.

WHAT THE FUCK MAN. WHY DID YOU HIT ME? I SHALL SACRIFICE YOU TO JASHIN. Hidan then proceeded to chase Kisame around in circles. This just isn't my day thought Kisame. I am not paying for any medical treatment. Serves them right thought Kakuzu. Eventually, everyone was arguing with each other when a bright light appeared. Everyone thinking it was an enemy ninja jumped back. In the lights place, stood Kagome with Koro and Mizuki.

"Where did she come from" "Did the cat just talk" "Is that a flying teddy bear" were the various thoughts going on throughout their minds. When they watched the young girl start talking they thought she was crazy until holographic figures appear. Those look like demons she must join our group thought Pein.

-End Flashback-

At this time two bright lights appeared and it was our favorite goddesses, Amaretsu and Midiriko.

"Holy shit it is Jashin-sama's sister Amaretsu" Hidan stated. "You know you have a very bad mouth Hidan-san" stated Kagome. "I wasn't talking to you chibi" At that comment Kagome had remembered she resembled an eight year old and with her eyes narrowed she turned to Ama-chan and Midi-san. She cleared her throat "would the two of you care to tell me why I resemble an eight year old. Come on speak up Ama-chan, Midi-san" They both grimaced and everyone minus her family was once again astonished at how this girl addressed them. "You can't fucking greet them like that. Show some respect wench" At that moment both Ama-chan and Midi-san sighed He shouldn't have said that. The rest of her family was shaking their heads they knew what was coming and they didn't feel sorry for him at all.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME" yelled Kagome.

"YOU HEARD ME" sneered Hidan.

"You will regret that" Kagome stated and by this time her eyes were taking on a pink hue and the rest of the Akatsuki were backing up due the aura that she was giving. Hidan oblivious to her rising aura continued to egg her on and when she turned around his eyes widened. "Oh great she's a fucking priestess" Kagome then proceeded to use a purification whip that burnt on contact. "Will you cut it out already" Hidan pleaded while trying to continuously dodge. Tobi was studying Kagome with keen eyes. She will be mine.

"That is enough you two" Ama-chan cleared her throat. "There is much to speak of" Kagome and Hidan stomped over to the rest of the group. "Keep up chibi" "If you don't keep your mouth shut I will seal it shut" Kagome glared. The rest of her family was observing this with amusement. Only Toga and Sesshomaru seemed to be aware of Tobi and the aura he was giving off. They would have to have a word with him later. Nobody can have Kagome without their consent, which was Inuyokai law.

"So why are the pretty goddesses here" asked Tobi. "We are here to explain Kagome's presence and appearance" stated Midi-san. Amaretsu and Midiriko then proceeded to show pertinent events in Kagome's life that they needed to know. They were shown the original final battle with Naraku and the latest one. "That has to suck man. Chasing him throughout different places" Kisame said. "You have no idea" mumbled Kagome "That still doesn't explain why I am eight and not twenty. I don't feel like going through puberty again" complained Kagome. "You are eight because you need to learn the ways of a ninja. It is easier to do in child form and this form conceals your presence to your enemy. Yes he is most definitely here" Midiriko responded. "Yes he has gathered an army of nine generals and they are biding their time but not for long" Ama-chan continued. "Nine generals? Who are they?" Kagome questioned tilting her head. "They are demons or as this world refers to them tailed beasts" Midiriko finished. "Tailed beasts?" Kagome asked. It was then that Pein decided to explain how the Akatsuki captured all nine beasts and how they had been stolen.

"Our group went around collecting them and extracting them from their human hosts. We did not believe that they should be used as weapons. Once they were extracted we released their human hosts back to their villages and proceeded with our plan to contain them in a statue. We were to harness their power and use it against those who would disrupt the peace. World peace was our goal. Before we could do that though, the essences of the tailed beasts were stolen. Then our base got blown up by Deidara and now here we are."

"Wow Kagome, you really do find the people that are not normal in societal views" Sango said. "Don't start. I now have nine more enemies instead of one. That is to be expected, considering how he works. You know just one time I would like it to be easy. Just once" Kagome continued to ramble. Her family at this time decided it was a good time to let Kagome get on with her destiny and left. Toga and Sesshomaru still had to have words with Tobi. Tobi at this time was moving towards them and trying to poke them. "They are here, but not here" Tobi stated. It was at this time that Toga stated "We know your aura is darker than you might portray. I can guarantee you that Kagome does as well. Heed my words shinobi, should you hurt her in any way we will find our way there" Toga then left. Sesshomaru seeing his confused aura elaborated, "This one's father and I are giving you permission to pursue the miko. However, should she be hurt it is on your head. We can both sense your power and know that you can protect her. Fail and you die" With that he to left. So I have the families permission. Nice to know. Now I just have to convince her. Although, I should wait until she is her right height. For now I will just be her friend.

"Watch over her and train her" Ama-chan stated. "Oh I forgot to mention the reason why she is so casual with us. She too is a goddess. The Goddess of Time and the Shikon no Miko. Don't piss her off" Midiriko concluded and with that the two disappeared. The whole group was looking at her, "What it isn't like I go about using my goddess powers left and right" Kagome said innocently. Oh just fucking great. Now I have to watch what I say around her thought Hidan. "Why does the pretty little goddess spend her time on the earthly realm" Tobi asked. Kagome replied "I am not a traditional goddess. So where do we go"

"We are heading to our new base. It is a three day journey through the desert to the Land of Rain" Pein said. "So we best get moving" With that everyone was on their way. Why do I find myself in these situations? And what is with the dark aura around Tobi, it isn't evil just dark. Why the heck am I drawn to his aura?