Hi and welcome back! I would like to take a moment to laugh in the face of the nuts who said judgment day was today. Here goes…
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Okay that's over. I don't own anything.
Chapter 25
Mars vs. Massive
Part one
Zim piloted mars carefully, keeping his eyes on the radar. Soon the Massive would be there and he had no intention of giving up his plan. He had cleverly crafted it out but the chances of success were minimal. His best hope was to dent the Massive enough to slow it down, giving him more time to flee. The earlier distractions had altered his plan slightly, but he might be able to pull it off.
The proximity alarm flashed and Zim altered the direction to face the huge pink battlecruiser coming towards them. A slow grin spread across Zim's face, zipper teeth clearly showing, his fingers moving slowly closer to the button marked fire.
A screen slid soundlessly outside of the massive. It flickered on and the faces of the Tallest were clearly visible.
"Finally! We found you X!" Red snarled. "And we even get to blow up Zim!"
Tak stood up.
"What about me?" She called out nervously.
"Eh, who cares?" Purple shrugged. "Bet Zim had no idea that this was coming!"
Zim's grin never wavered.
"I think I said this to you once before, my Tallest," He said coolly. "I know all kinds of things about you." And with that, he pushed the button. Four moons shot out from mars and collided roughly in the same area.
The side pods.
The huge dent in the pods almost cracked them. It almost did. But it was not to be.
"OUR SNACKS!" Red and Purple screamed in unison. "You'll pay for this someday Zim!" Red snarled. He turned to a technician. "Retreat! We need repairs!" He turned back. "You'll pay Zim! You'll PAAAAAAY!"
Zim raised a nonexistent eyebrow. "Yeah, sure whatever…" He muttered, flipping the Tallest off.
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"Well, well." Was all X said after the Massive retreated. He slowly paced back and forth, thinking.
"So… this is what it has all come to has it?" He mused softly. He continued pacing, pondering the recent bouts of insanity that had passed.
Shast stood at Zim's side, never blinking or moving. Just perching above him slightly on a large boulder.
Minimoose was amusing Gir.
Gir was being amused.
Tak was thinking a short ways off about this recent term of events. And what the Tallest had said.
Skoodge was hiding in terror.
Dib was also hiding.
Gaz was indifferent.
Tina was thinking as well. Her mind raced with a manic ferocity.
Havel was mainly irritable, just resting.
Night was acting oddly happy. He and Johnny were conversing about some of their more memorable mutilations.
"So I had this one guy tied up, and I cut out his tongue and fingers, and I put them up his nose…"
You get the picture.
Oh, and Shadow was…
"Has anyone seen Shadow?" X asked abruptly. As he said the name, the Sklalian ran up, gasping for air.
"T-there's a ship coming up! A big one. We're gonna all get-" There was a sudden WHAM!
The group was instantly rendered unconscious. Again. How lovely.
ARE THEY DOOMED? Of course not. I haven't finished this story yet.
I BEG FOR REVEIWS! *falls on knees* Please! For the love of god! Give me reviews! *Breaks down sobbing*
Night: Oh, now you've done it. You've shattered his already fragile mind by not reviewing enough. I would tear out your spines and use them as floss if I did not find his pain so amusing
Nny: I am not amused. *Slowly draws out knife* So I suggest you review quickly…