Okay, welcome back. If any of you are even reading this. Thank you if you are.
Sorry about accidently re-posting chapter 25. Stupid fanfiction…
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Chapter 27
A very strange day
The Resisty's ship was called the Seeker. It was a typical Vortian ship with slightly modified weapons.
"Most ships use a high speed beam to attack." Lard Nar explained, giving them a tour of the ship. "But this ship uses a slow moving beam, so that rather than scorch the target, it actually penetrates it."
Lard Nar continued to lead them through the ship. They came upon a room with a large light blue orb pulsing in the center. The ship's power core.
"The power core is surrounded by an anti-warp field." Lard Nar continued. "Last time we went against the Massive ,they lost control for some reason and were sitting ducks. Then they simply switched their power core with ours, and we lost control. We ended up evacuating and setting the ship to self-destruct."
Zim and Dib nervously exchanged a glance.
"Oh. So that's what happened…" Zim muttered.
The tour continued and Lard Nar showed them the barracks, the galley, and the rest of the ship. When they returned to the bridge, Night's antennae/horns twitched.
"I sense some kind of dimensional anomaly…" He murmured. A sudden flash of blackness, and a bizarre package appeared in the center of the room. A large tag on it read: To Johnny C.
Below that in smaller print: Courtesy of pokekinz0520
"Who the hell…?" Johnny began, then shrugged and tore open the package like a little boy at Christmas. He stood up with a look of pure joy in his eyes. It was… IT WAS…
"BRAINFREEZY!" Nny squealed, sounding like the happiest creature in the universe. He sucked slowly on the straw, enjoying every bit of cherry goodness that he could get at.
A silence followed.
"What. The. Hell." Was all Lard Nar could say.
"Awww… Scary man happy!" Gir giggled.
Another awkward silence.
Suddenly Zim straightened.
"Say, what happened to Mars?" He asked.
"We're towing it." Lard Nar shrugged. "We kinda crashed into it. Pretty close to you guys actually."
"How are you towing it…?"
"We're using a special sort of force field." Lard Nar explained. "It'll hold your ship behind us until we release it." He paused briefly, studying the large group. It was quite a motley band. A mutated Irken, a brilliant, if somewhat hyper, inventor, one of Tallest Miyuki's ex-crew members, a defective psychopath, his even more defective SIR unit, a pissed off female Irken, her upgraded SIR unit, an even more advanced SIR unit, the conqueror of planet Blorch, a genetically created…thing, a big-headed boy, a scary girl, a super skinny man drinking some kind of frozen drink, a floating moose, and a nightmare creature.
Dib was taking pictures left in right. If he survived, he wasn't going home empty-handed.
If I have actual evidence… He thought, Maybe then the Swollen Eyeballs will believe at least a little of what I say…
What else would be expected of a paranormal investigator everyone thought was crazy? At least he wasn't trying to capture anyone.
"I can't believe how advanced this stuff is…" He muttered to himself. The Resisty might have had an awful name, but they did have some pretty damn good technology.
The computer flashed.
"Warning! Irken ships detected!"
"How many?" Lard Nar asked.
"Estimating… five hundred ships. The Armada is closing in."
"FIVE HUNDRED!" Lard Nar screeched, voice cracking.
"Wha-bu-I- AAAAAA!" Tina began gibbering like a lunatic. Her babble lasted for five minutes. Finally, Zim turned to Skoodge and got the roll of duct tape from him. He turned and with lightning precision, swept Tina's legs out from under her and taped her mouth shut and her hands behind her back. Angrily she kicked out.
Zim staggered and fell to his knees. He had been kicked between the legs a second time.
"Ow… would you give me a break?" Zim gasped, head low. "Oh… God…DAMMIT!"
AHAHAHAHA! I feel better now! I don't feel all sad! I was giggling while writing the Brainfreezy bit. And the end! Familiar, no?
Nny: Mmm… Brainfreezy… Review! *ssssluuuurrrrrp!*