Again... Nr36 here... I am really starting to come up with strange ideas in my head. This chapter may make you:
a. extremely angry or
b. funny and/or shocking
Here we go!
Ch. 3: The Mission to Find a Cure, Part 2
Mario lifted his head. He had just traveled about 5 miles from Mushroom Kingdom Hospital. As he assessed the situation, he noticed that Toad and Luigi had awaken from their immense slumber. Toad said, "Mario, I have something to tell you." Mario then said, "Go ahead, Toad. Get it out." "Um... when Bowser kidnapped Princess Peach, she was in the storage room...", the mushroom stuttered. "Toad, THAT IS WHERE THE HOSPITAL STORES PRINCESS PEACH WAX DUMMY REPLICAS!", screamed an out-of-control Luigi. Mario then asked, "Wax dummies? And, if so, how many?" "Roughly 15. That shows that Bowser is anything but smart. That also means that the so-called 'Infantile Syndrome' was also false.", replied Luigi. "If so," Toad said, "Why are we next to a shed?"
It is now time for the Mario Star Tournament!
"What is the so-called 'Mario Star Tournament' anyway?", wondered Mario. "OH! I remember now! It is time for... MARIO TENNIS!" Mario then ripped of his lab coat and pulled a tennis racket and his cap from his overalls. He then said, "Let's-a-go!"
"And now, for the FINAL match of the Mario Star Tournament. It is a triples match with Mario, Luigi, and Toad on team right!" Raucous applause began to resonate throughout Mario Stadium as Mario and Co. walked onto the court. "On team left today it is Wario, Waluigi, and... what appears to be Woad?" Toad looked on as he saw a copy of him- who looked as potent as a Poison Mushroom- join the Wario Bros. on the court. "And so... it is... Mario, Luigi and Toad vs. Wario, Waluigi, and Woad!" But then, just as it was about to start, an enormous shadow dropped over the stadium. Soon, this shadow became larger, and larger, and even LARGER. SMASH! An infamous being had landed in the court- for real, this time! "Let me see," said Mario. "Red hair... green face... YELLOW BODY? This must be... be... BOWSER!" "Gwhahahaha! That is right, Mario! Oh, and long time no see, Princess Peach Toadstool!" Peach jumped. "BOWSER! Why do you come to ruin such a spectacular day at Mario Stadium?" The Koopa King then answered, "My Princess Peach, this is the day where I finally get to KILL MARIO and get to become a married man AGAIN!" "So... you are saying that... Clawdia Koopa is dead?", asked Luigi. "Green 'Stache... Er, Luigi, let me explain. Clawdia has been dead since 1994! You've been around too long, little men!", Bowser exploded. "So, Mario Bros, you want Princess Peach? Well, TOO BAD!", he screamed. He then ripped Peach up from her seat and ran like the wind. "MAAAAARIO! LUUUUUUIGI! COME SAVE ME!", the helpless princess cried. Mario and Co. could only stare as he loaded her onto a airship had headed off for the unknown. Horrible! Horrible! Princess Peach has been kidnapped! What will Mario and Co. do next? "M-mario... L-luigi...", Peach still said to herself. "Mama mia! Here we go again! Yahoo!", screamed Mario.