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Chapter 31
Drawing Closer
Kish slowly came to. She was in what appeared to be a ship's hospital wing. Except she was strapped down.
This wasn't right. Sable should have rescued her by now. The unstoppable SIR unit. Invisibility, high speed, deadly accuracy. All advantages of battle. But here she was, tied to a medical table with steel ropes, her bracelets off and out of reach. She writhed with sheer rage at her situation.
Damn. She thought. Damn. Damn. DAMN! With each 'damn' she writhed a little harder.
"You're not getting out Kish." Said a voice in a kind of long drawl. It was Sarkon, who was leaning lazily against the door. A human would have thought as his voice being southern. "That should be pretty clear to ya."
"Get me outta here or I'll gnaw your legs off!" Kish screeched, thrashing wildly. "I'll incinerate your arms and pull out your Spooch!"
"Temper much?" Sarkon muttered, backing away a few steps, but Kish wasn't done.
"I'll drive a spike through your shoulders!" She howled. "I'll nail your head to a wall and cut off your antennae! I'LL BLOODY CASTRATE YOU!"
A long silence followed, with only the sound of Kish gasping for breath.
"That was pretty good." A voice hissed from the entrance. It was Nny. "But you're still a beginner. Try this. I will do all of that and more. I will pull out your brain. I will rip open your torso and smash a hammer into it. Oh wait, I've already done all of that…Let me see… Um…I'll rip out your bones and use them as a ladder? Yes. I'll feed you to the Chihuahua. No wait… he's dead. Nevermind."
Kish wasn't sure how to respond to this little tangent. He continued musing softly to himself about what he could do to her that was original.
"I've never strangled anyone…Hm…I could give a reverse acupuncture! That's original!"
Kish raised an antennae. She decided to simply stay quiet until she was directly addressed.
"Ah well." He shrugged. "That's not important. What is important is that we're developing a plan to attack the Massive. Right now, I should add. On the main bridge." He stalked off.
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"Alright then." Lard Nar said, pointing at a large schematic of the Massive. We know that attacking it directly is pointless. The hull's armor is just too strong."
He pointed at four larger ships that surrounded it.
"These stations have generators that power the Massive's shields. These shields don't protect the Massive, but rather prevent entrance. Once the shield is down we can board the Massive and take control of it. This will be easier said than done due to the massive number of soldiers protecting it. This operation will take a long time, because we'll also have to deal with the entire armada as well."
He took a deep breath.
"After we gain control of the Massive, we need to free the planet's under Irken control. I would suggest Vort first, due to the huge amount of military output they have. Then we will need to free a few more planets, thus weakening Irk itself enough to attack. Anything else we need to do?"
"We can't just attack Irk by bombarding it from above." Tina interjected. "Not all Irkens are against us you know."
"It's those blasted Control Brains." Tak agreed. "They control everything. Only the Tallest can overrule a Control Brain's command, except for Existence Evaluations."
"There are five Control Brains to deal with." Zim commented. "I accidently took out three when they tried to deactivate me." He winced. "At least we don't have to worry about the original eight."
"How exactly did you knock out those three?" Shadow hissed, causing everyone to jump. He rarely spoke. Sklalians have difficulty speaking any common tongue, simply because they didn't have well-made vocal organs.
"Uh, when they hooked up to my PAK, the data was so corrupted that even their firewalls broke down and they couldn't deal with them. It drove them insane and they self-destructed. AFTER they gave me thirty minutes to control the Massive."
A soft round of snorts echoed through the room. Then a silence.
"Your. PAK. Overrode their defenses." X said slowly. "Oh. My god. Three Control Brains were taken out because you were utterly insane."
"Uh-huh." Zim nodded. "But I wouldn't count on that working again. The other five Control Brains are a lot more powerful. I have no idea how we could destroy them."
A slow grin spread over X's face, his needle teeth showing clearly.
"Leave that to me." He cackled softly, glancing at his PAK. He allowed a small screen to come out of it, and he smiled even wider.
"I'll handle the Control Brains. I think that I can muster enough power."
His orange eyes read what was written on the screen.
Omega Beam: Charging.
An ominous chuckle escaped his throat.
"They won't know what hit 'em!" He cackled.
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