Author's Note: I own nothing except Reyna; even Kayha and Katara are creations of a friend. Everything you recognize is property of Masashi Kishimoto. Characters may continue to be slightly OOC

I also have to give credit to my friend, her alter ego is Kayha just like mine is Reyna, for the great ideas and the fun caffeine driven writing!

TRUTH OR DARE

Katara looked back and forth between Kayha and Gaara, realizing that if something didn't distract the two of them soon, someone was going to get hurt, "How about a game of truth or dare everyone?"

"Yeah!" Kakashi exclaimed, forgetting about his original plan.

Everyone else agreed, Reyna sitting up quickly and looking around excitedly. Katara laid out the rules of the game to the group and they all took up seats around the living room. They also decided that anyone who didn't accomplish their task or answer the question by the time the first member of the group passed out had to hug a guard in the morning. Katara started the game by asking Sakura.

"Well, truth I guess," Sakura answered.

"Hmm, what to ask. Oh, I know; is Naruto more than just a friend?" Katara asked and Naruto immediately seemed nervous as he waited for her answer.

"Well, it depends on what you mean by that. He is a member of my team so I guess I do care for him as more than just a friend," Sakura edged thoughtfully around the real question but everyone seemed to buy her answer.

"Okay, now you get to ask someone, Sakura," Katara explained and Sakura considered her choice.

"Alright, Naruto, truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"Alright, um…I dare you to run down the street completely naked," Sakura grinned evilly.

"What? I'm going to need a lot more sake before I do that! I am nowhere near drunk enough for that!" he exclaimed.

"Well, you have a while yet but I wouldn't leave it too long based on the way everyone's been drinking tonight," Kayha laughed.

Naruto gulped and started drinking faster as he considered his choice, "Okay, Reyna-Sensei, truth or dare?"

Reyna eyed up her teammate before she answered, "Dare, but I'd be careful with what you choose."

"I dare you to get Kakashi's mask off!" Naruto grinned, thinking it would be the best way to get a look at what's under the damn thing.

"Well, that's never going to happen, so you might as well go and start hugging guards," Kakashi informed her.

She grinned and leaned towards him, reaching out towards his mask and he batted her hand away, "You didn't really think I was going to try now did you? I'll wait until you least expect it. So…Temari; truth or dare?"

Temari sighed, "Truth, no way am I going to trust anyone's dares after Naruto."

Reyna pulled a camera from her pocket and set it to videotape, "Alright, Temari. What is between you and Shikamaru?"

"Great…Well, if he wasn't so damn lazy and would just ask me out, I might be willing to say yes," she muttered. "Gaara, truth or dare."

"What?" Gaara asked, looking up from the letter he had returned to writing to Tsunade. "Oh, we're still doing that? Alright, dare."

"I dare you to kiss Kayha."

"No problem," Gaara replied turning to catch Kayha's lips but she moved away from him.

"No way, you are not kissing me for a bloody dare. Get ready to hug those guards!" Kayha exclaimed.

"I wish that would have been mine," Matsuri muttered, drawing a glare from Kayha before she tossed Matsuri out of the house.

"Alright, now that the trash is out; Gaara pick someone," Kayha smirked returning to her seat.

"Right…Kankuro…" Gaara started but Kankuro cut him off.

"Dare."

Gaara sighed, "Fine, dress up as a girl and dance a slow dance with Crow."

"Is that supposed to be funny? Crow's dead remember?" Kankuro muttered.

"You fixed him, remember, Kankuro?" Katara asked.

"Damn it, I was trying to make him change it. Fine but I'm picking someone before I do this. Kakashi truth or dare?"

"Do I have to do this? Fine! Dare," Kakashi muttered looking up from his book.

"Ha! Slow dance with Reyna!"

"Awesome, I've been trying to get him to dance all bloody night!" Reyna smiled and Kakashi sighed.

After daring Kakashi, Kankuro and Sakura headed up the stairs to get both him and Crow ready to deal with his dare. Reyna managed to get her feet under her and stumbled over to the stereo when Kakashi sighed and told her to go and pick a song to complete his dare to. Kakashi then turned his attention to his own choice. Only two people remained so he chose Kayha who picked dare.

"Hmm, how mean should I be tonight? What to do; what to do? I know, Kayha I dare you to give Gaara a lap dance," Kakashi grinned under his mask.

"You really want to die, don't you Kakashi? Fine and that only leave Katara," Kayha growled and Katara also chose dare causing Kayha to grin, "Alright. Strip tease for Kankuro.

"Man, just because Kakashi has a cruel sense of humor why do you have to pass it on to me?" Katara asked but sighed, resigned to the rules she herself had laid down.

"Kakashi, we're set," Reyna grinned over her shoulder at him and he sighed, replacing the book in his pocket.

"Alright, let's get this over with then," he muttered even as Naruto and Sakura pulled out cameras.

Kakashi grit his teeth as he danced with Reyna, trying to ignore the sniggering of his students and the click of cameras going off. Still, he had to admit to himself that it wasn't all that bad. Despite her intoxication, Reyna turned out to be an adept partner, light on her feet and agile. Then again, he supposed, that just went with being a ninja. By the end of the song, even Kakashi had to admit that he had enjoyed the dance as led Reyna back to the couch where he forced her to sit before he dropped down beside her. He had just settled into his place when Sakura appeared again, giggling.

"Introducing, Kankraha and Crow!" she announced before Kankuro appeared dressed in a glittery pink dress that was too tight, Crow following along behind him.

At the bottom of the stairs, Crow gave Kankraha a rose and the group could see that while his makeup was well done, it still made Kankuro an ugly girl. Again the cameras went off as the two started to dance. Kankuro muttered about Crow stepping on his feet as they continued. While the dance continued, Gaara attempted to be serious as he wrote to Tsunade but when he glanced up again, Naruto was standing before him completely buck naked.

Gaara quickly looked away again as he asked, "Naruto, what happened to your clothes?"

"Oh, my clothes? Well Temari and Kayha thought that I should go hug those guards now, but they told me that I had to do without my clothes so they kinda of ripped them off of me. That is where we are going now. Wanna come Gaara?"

"Oh boy, I need more sake to get throw this night. And who ripped your clothes off?" he asked swearing that Naruto had said Kayha name.

"Your sister and your girlfriend; so are you coming?

"Of course I gotta see this." Gaara said as he got up noticing that the song was over for Crow and Kankraha. "But Naruto how drunk are you?"

"Very drunk. So let's go Gaara."

When the four of them got to the night guards near the house Naruto, still naked, saw the guards and got really excited. The guards noticed that the Kazekage was with them and didn't think anything more of the small group heading towards them; not immediately realizing that one member of said group was very naked.

"Hey you guys! How's it going?" Naruto asked jogging towards them while the others stood back and started to laugh.

"What? What the hell?" they exclaimed just as they noticed him running at towards and in the same moment realized that he was also very naked but as the thought registered Naruto sped up, holding his arms out for a hug.

"I'm lonely. Give me a hug," Naruto yelled at them getting closer.

When the night guards heard what he had said the seasoned ANBU turned and fled as Temari and Kayha stood there laughing and trying to take pictures to put on Ninja book.

"No, Lord Kazekage, help us! There is a strange naked boy after us. Help us," one of the guards called as they passed by the Kazekage but Gaara just stood there laughing as he pointed.

"Way to go Naruto, I think your gaining on them."

Naruto chased the poor guards for about 15mins before finally one of them had to stop to take a breather. Naruto came up behind him and gave him and big bear hug.

"Thanks, I love you," Naruto said as he let the terrified ninja go and walked away.

Kayha and Temari high fived one another on their successful prank on Naruto and the two girls walked a few feet in front of Naruto and Gaara. The group was almost home when they heard a crash coming from the house. As they got to the house door Kayha noticed that there was a new unfinished door next to the original one. Kayha wanted to try out the new one to see how well it worked. When she went under it, she made it a bit bigger than it was already.

"Well that door sucks; Gaara should have just kept the old one," She said loud enough for Temari to hear, who just nodded in agreement.

Naruto was still naked and walking beside Gaara a couple of blocks away from the house.

"Gaara? I'm getting cold."

"Well let's get a ride then."

"How?"

"In a car."

"What's a car Gaara?'

"I will show you," Gaara said as he held out his hands to make a huge object that could fit both of them in it.

As the two of them got in, Naruto exclaimed, "This is cool Gaara. Now what does it do?"

"You have to walk; I haven't figured it all out yet. And I'm sure not going to now, way to drunk Naruto.

"Well I think that it is still cool. But Gaara if you are drunk, is it a good idea for you to behind the wheel of this big thing?'

"Nope not at all."

"Well then let me Gaara."

"No, Naruto you're more drunk then I am. Besides we are home now," he said as he parked the car. When they got out the car quickly vanished back into sand so that no one would see the evidence of what they had done wrong.

"I am the Kazekage, I have to hide it. I broke the rules."

"What rules? There are rules on a Sand Cars?"

Just then Gaara noticed the huge hole in his door. Too drunk to really think much of it, Gaara walked through the old door with Naruto. Upon entering they saw Temari and Kayha standing still with their eyes closed.

"Kayha? Temari? What are you to doing?" Gaara asked as Kakashi walked over to them.

"Shhh, Gaara you are interrupting my concentration. I am trying to use Instant Transformation," Kayha replied, not opening her eyes as she kept her two fingers touching the middle of her forehead.

"Okay, then," he muttered as he walked away heading toward Kankuro who still had his dress on, but as he got closer he realized that Kankuro was have a very serious discussion with Crow. He quickly turned around. However in doing so, he made himself dizzy and slipped and falling nearly on his face.

Kayha was still busy with her new technique and didn't pay any attention to him. Kakashi was standing there asking the girls about this technique that they were trying out. Upon getting the details, Kakashi thought that it would be funny to play a little prank of his own.

"Oh I think we got it!" Temari exclaimed as they both opened their eyes and noticed at first that they were still standing in the same spot and same house. Suddenly they both realized that Kakashi, who had been right in front of them a moment earlier, had vanished.

"Uh, Temari I think it kind of worked. I think we sent Kakashi somewhere else," She said as Kakashi reappeared right behind them as the two girls were trying on figure out what to do and how to tell Reyna what they had done.

"BOOOOOOOOOO!" Kakashi screamed loud in their ear.

The two girls jumped and ran as fast as they could; Temari hid behind Kankuro and Crow. Kayha ran as she looked around for Gaara, who was on the floor counting dirt marks.

"Gaara what are you doing down there?" She asked realizing that it was just Kakashi.

"I really don't remember. What are you doing Kayha?" he said looking at her with one eyebrow going higher than the other.

Kayha said nothing more and just reached out her hand for Gaara who looked up at her with a puzzled look, "Gaara you need to get up off of the floor before Reyna trips over you and has a big domino effect on everyone." She smiled as she imagined that happening.

"No Kayha, I'm good here."

"Why is that Gaara?" she asked wondering why he didn't want her help the first time she had offered it all night.

"Umm, well you see Kayha. I'm too drunk to stand up on my own." He said a little embarrassed to admit it to her.

"I see, but that is what I thought. I was trying to be nice and help you up."

Just then Reyna ran by and tripped over Gaara and Kakashi saw Reyna falling fast knowing that she was going to hit the ground and probably hurt herself as well as Gaara. He quickly vanished just for a few seconds and caught her just before she hit the floor and Gaara. Kakashi held Reyna in his arms and she looked up at him.

"He he…I win," she giggled as she grabbed his mask ripping it and part of his shirt. She jumped up out of his arms and ran in the opposite direction from which she had come while Kakashi quickly put his hand over his mouth to make sure that his no one noticed before he quickly ran after her.

"Reyna came back here with my mask!" he yelled.

"No, not yet," She called back running into the kitchen.

Kakashi chased her around and around the kitchen table. As they both started to lose their breath, they held on to the table to give for support. The exertion made the sake run through their system faster, causing them both to stumble before the both fell into chairs on opposite sides of the table, Kakashi still trying to hide his face. Gradually their breathing returned to normal and the world wasn't spinning quite as fast. Out of nowhere Kakashi asked her the strangest question that had ever been posed to her.

"Did you dream about chasing rabbits or something last night?"

"What? Kakashi what is that supposed to mean?" she said a little annoyed as she snuck a handful of cake and hid it behind her back before standing and walking over to him.

"Reyna I know you know what I mean."

"No I don't actually," she said trying to distract him until she was right in front of him.

"I meant because a dog chases a things in their sleep," He started to explain.

Reyna then grabbed Kakashi's hand that was hiding his face and leaned over towards him a little more. Kakashi sat there thinking maybe Reyna was going to kiss him finally. Just as the thought crossed through his mind, Reyna pulled her hand away from her back and smeared the cake all over his face and in his hair.

"Now that, can work for your face mask," she said laughing on how funny he looked.

"Oh you think so, do you?" Kakashi replied wiping the cake off of his face and wrapping the nearest towel over his face before he grabbed some of the cake and started to throw it back at her.

Back in the living room Kayha had finally got Gaara to his feet and he stood on his own feet for a few seconds, until he started to lean toward Kayha. Kayha pushed Gaara hoping that he would stand on his own but her plan failed. He leaned over again, this time falling into Kayha shoulders and looked up at her and stuck out his lips at her.

"Gaara I told you no," she muttered.

His attention shifted away from Reyna when he heard Reyna and Kakashi making noise in the kitchen. As he put his head back on Kayha shoulders, he looked down and saw what appeared to be cake on the floor and that was all it took for him to get a second wind as he grab another glass of sake and headed over there.

When Gaara got to the kitchen the two were in the middle of a cake battle and he grinned, "I wanna joy in your cake fight."

Kayha had started to dance the minute that Gaara left. Not liking the song she went over and changed it to something with a better beat to dance too. Kankuro had stopped talking to Crow since Crow was upsetting him. So Kankuro threw him the corner when Katara started to walk-dance over to him, ready to get her dare done and over with now.

Naruto walked in just as Katara was taking off her pants. He watched her for a few minutes and then looked over toward Kayha who was dancing and taking pictures with Sakura.

"Hey Kayha! I wanna give you a strip show."

"Naruto that would work…" She paused for a second. "If you weren't naked already."

"Naked? Kayha what are you talking about? You're crazy! Why would I been naked? But I wanna get naked for you."

Kayha then pointed at Naruto who then looked down, "Oh crap, I don't remember that."

Gaara came back into the living room, with cake dripping down him, seeing Naruto leaning closely to Kayha, "Naruto what are you doing with my girl?"

"I'm just talking with her, is all."

"Stand like 10 feet away from her, when you are like this," Gaara said pushing Naruto away from Kayha.

Naruto didn't argue with him and just as Gaara sat down to try to finish Tsunade's letter, Kayha yelled "Kunai!"

"Gaara what the hell is going on in there?"

"I don't know, Temari. That is why I left. It was getting too dangerous for me," He told her still writing his letter.

Over the course of the rest of the night, everyone managed to get their dares completed which meant that other than the poor night guard that had been chased by Naruto, the guards wouldn't be too badly scarred after the second party thrown in honour of their Kazekage. The entire group slept late the next morning, and so Gaara never knew that his letter to Tsunade ended up being sent out that morning since he had sealed it and left it to go out in the morning.

A/N: As always please review...this is what happens when you write while hyped up on chai with nothing to do...hehehe