A/N: Alrighty, since the morning after a party is always so much more fun than the party itself…and we have another guest for the disclaimer! Shikamaru!
SHIKAMARU: Man, how did I end up getting roped into this? It's such a drag.
REYNA: Just read the lines and you can go and play Shogi with Asuma again.
SHIKAMARU: Fine, whatever. Reyna doesn't own anything you recognize; only herself. Kayha and Katara are property of Kayha. There are you happy now?
REYNA: Yes, yes I am. You do realize you were even in the last chapter and this one two.
SHIKAMARU: Yeah, yeah and I've already read them. Why me?
REYNA: Oh just wait until the Halloween chapter that we've been talking about *evil grin*
SHIKAMARU: I don't even wanna know. Anyway, enjoy everyone. I'm outta here *wanders out the door*
COFFEE…MINE
The next morning, Kakashi was the first one up. Groaning at the pounding in his head, he stumbled out of his bed and unlocked his bedroom door. He didn't even bother looking to see who was passed out where in his apartment as he stumbled into the kitchen to make a pot of coffee. He glanced up and stopped as he entered the kitchen; Kayha and Gaara were both passed out on the table and Kakashi slowly backed out of the room, coffee forgotten. His next stop was just as short-lived when he realized that Kankuro was passed out in the bathtub. Grumbling to himself, he headed into the living room where it appeared that the rest of his guests had passed out in more normal places.
Shikamaru and Temari were curled up together on his couch while Gai, Shizune, Tenten, Sakura, Katara and Naruto were passed out across the floor. What stopped him dead was the fact that Reyna was curled up against Jiraiya's side, her head on his shoulder.
"Reyna! What the hell?" he cringed at the loudness of his own voice.
Gradually Reyna opened her eyes and a groan from the couch told him he had also managed to wake up Shikamaru and Temari. The rest of the house remained quiet. He watched as Reyna opened one eye and seemed to be confused as to where she was. Slowly she lifted her head, glitter on the side of her face that had been on Jiraiya. He could tell the instant she realized where she was and who she was sleeping on. In that instant, her head snapped up and she scrambled back and away her human pillow until her back collided with Kakashi's legs.
She slowly looked up at him, "Remind me not to do this again...ever."
Kakashi growled under his breath at her, "Next time you decide that you don't want to share my bed, would you at least have the decency not to find someone to take my place so quickly?"
"It could have been worse, it could have been Gai," she muttered in reply just before Shikamaru threw the pillow off the couch at Kakashi's head, missing and hitting him in the chest instead.
The pillow hit Reyna's head as Shikamaru spoke, "Would you two shut the hell up? My head is killing me and I still think I need another three weeks of sleep to get this sake out of my system."
Reyna groaned even as Jiraiya slowly lifted his head from the floor to give Kakashi a smirk, "Not so fast there, Kiddo. I think I want to hear how this argument ends. Since when does Reyna share your bed, Kakashi?"
Kakashi and Reyna both groaned before Kakashi grabbed Reyna by the elbow and drug her back towards his room, "Since none of your business."
Jiraiya's laughter and Shikamaru's comment of, "Man, I really don't need to know these things," followed the two of them into the bedroom before Kakashi shut and locked the door again.
A few hours later, the two of them once again emerged from his bedroom to a snickering Jiraiya. Kakashi glared at the older ninja, daring him to say a word to them about anything while Reyna simply disappeared into the kitchen in search of something to kill her hang over. She paused when she saw Gaara and Kayha still asleep on the kitchen table but nothing was going to stop her from making her coffee. The noise from Reyna making coffee roused the Kazekage and he lifted his head with a groan.
"Who thought sleeping on a table would be a good idea?" he asked no one in particular.
Reyna ignored him while Kayha answered, "I don't know, you were the one who was trying stupid shit last night. I'm not even sure why we slept here…ow."
Slowly the two of them sat up and Kayha sniffed the air, "Coffee, mine." Reyna snarled protectively.
"Reyna, share like a good wolf," Kakashi spoke from the doorway, heading into the room to grab a cup and pour himself some coffee, ignoring Reyna's growling. "Gaara, Kayha? Coffee?"
"Sure," they both answered together and Kakashi got them each a cup before he grabbed Reyna's usual coffee cup and handed it to her.
"It's not like that thing doesn't make enough for everyone anyway, Reyna," he muttered by her ear so the other two wouldn't hear him.
As she sipped her coffee, Reyna dug the key to the pantry out of the cupboard and unlocked the pantry. She left the door open so that as everyone headed into the kitchen for the coffee, they could reclaim their various weapons and scrolls. Kankuro hugged his puppet scrolls when he retrieved them and ignored the coffee on the counter in favour of making sure his precious puppets were safe and sound.
When Jiraiya entered the kitchen both Reyna and Kakashi slipped back into the living room not feeling human enough yet to deal with his comments. They could hear Jiraiya explaining to Gaara and Kayha about the earlier conversation he had overheard between the two of them. Gradually the rest of the guests started to wake up and after a cup of coffee or two they headed out to their own homes or in the case of the guests from the Sand, to their hotel rooms, most likely for some more sleep. Naruto seemed to be the only one not nursing a hangover.
Once everyone had left, the two of them were starting to feel a little better and they set about digging out the DVD player that the Sand guests had bought for him; mainly because Reyna didn't want to have Kakashi start whining about not getting to watch his movie. It took them nearly twenty minutes to get the device hooked up to Kakashi's television and Kakashi immediately placed his new DVD into the machine before settling back on the couch, excitement evident in his eye.
"You do realize they usually don't remain true to the books when they do this, right?" Reyna asked, dropping down to sit beside him, a fresh cup of coffee in her hand.
"Shh, it's starting," Kakashi muttered eye glued to the screen.
Reyna sighed and sipped her coffee, "Those would be the previews for other movies that are not of the Make Out persuasion."
Kakashi shot her a glare before his attention returned to the movie. The first few scenes nearly put Reyna to sleep, but then she had found the books to be the same way. In order to keep herself awake and entertained, she pointed out flaws between the movie and the book. By half way through the movie, Kakashi had wrestled her against the corner of the couch and had his arm wrapped around her head so that his forearm was against her mouth in an attempt to keep her quiet. She let him win for a few minutes before she bit him lightly, gaining a startled yelp from the unsuspecting Kakashi and he snatched his arm away from her.
Reyna resumed her commentary of the movie, complaining loudly how things like that just never worked in real life and wondering if the makers of the movie thought that people had no mind or imagination. She also constantly pointed out things that they had changed from the book or something that they had left out that she thought was vital to the plot. By the time the end credits started, Kakashi was just about ready to either strangle the wolf or pull his own hair out.
"Remind me to never watch a movie with you ever again," Kakashi muttered as he turned the DVD player and television off.
"You do realize I did that today just because it was annoying the hell out you right?" she grinned back at him. "Besides, the book was so much better than the movie."
"I don't care. I've wanted to see that ever since I found out they were making it into a movie!"
Reyna laughed and shook her head, "And you'll watch it a million more times anyway so it doesn't really matter if you missed something this time, you'll catch it next time."
Kakashi grumbled under his breath as he started for the kitchen deciding that something to eat was a good plan. He didn't even make it half way across the living room, before Reyna pushed herself into a crouch on the couch, watching him, ready to pounce. When he was at the perfect angle away from her, she launched herself at him. She hadn't thought he'd been paying that much attention to her, but just before she collided with him, he turned and half caught her before they both landed on the carpet.
"Still gotta work on those reflexes. Guess now I know why you retired from ANBU," she chuckled.
"You promised you'd never mention that you knew me as an ANBU," he replied.
"Only when we're in public and since there's no one else here…" she shrugged, still lying on top of him.
"Would you get off of me now?" he asked.
"Nope, you are too damn comfortable for your own good…and sexy. Did I mention sexy?" she laughed before jumping away from him.
Kakashi seemed thoroughly shocked and confused by that last statement and Reyna continued to laugh as she headed into the kitchen to make them something edible.
A/N: I couldn't resist making Reyna annoy Kakashi during his movie; it was just begging to be written. Anyway, more to come soon and please review and let me know what you think!
KANKURO: Man, why don't I ever get much to do in these?
REYNA: Sorry Kankuro. I'll try to work you in some more, I promise. Eventually they all head back to the Sand for Chuunin Exams…I'll give you a huge part in that, does that work?
KANKURO: Yeah! Oh man, I finally get some recognition! Hey, everyone review so that she gets to me faster!
