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Chapter 21: Total Loser Island

"Today's a special episode of Total Drama Island", Chris said to the camera. "You've been watching Gwen, Heather, Katie, Leshawna and Sadie make their way to the final five. It's been a long six weeks so far, and it's a few days til the next challenge so there isn't much to do on the island. But what happens to campers after they walk the dock of shame, board the boat of losers, and leave the camp? Where are these rejects living, how are they spending their time, and who do they think deserves to win the hundred grand? You're about to find out."

The boat that Chris and the camera guy was on pulled up to the dock at a fancy island. "Welcome to Playa des Losers, the all inclusive luxury resort where our campers are sent after being brutally voted out of the game, to lick their wounds and accept their fate as reality show has-beens. When we're down to the two final competitors, their fate will be in the hands of the twenty losers. Okay, camera guy, go record some stuff."

Over by the in-pool bar, Noah and Beth were having smoothies while Beth watched Justin swimming at the far end of the pool. She sighed. "He is sooo cute! Aah!" She fell backwards off her stool, splashing Noah. "Get my shirt wet, why don't you?", he said. Beth giggled. "Sorry, Noah. You should come in, the water's sooo nice! OWW!" "What?" "Something bit me! Do you think it could be a shark?" "Sharks don't swim in chlorinated water, brainiac." Beth hopped onto the stool and stared at the pool. "If it wasn't a shark, what was it?" In response, Izzy surfaced, laughing. "Sorry about that, I just had the urge to bite something, have you ever felt that? Like you just have to sink your teeth into something? Maybe that's how sharks feel, huh? Okay, bye!"

After Izzy went back under water, the camera guy walked over to the hot tub. Geoff and Ezekiel were hanging out, and waved at the camera. "Dude, this resort is off the charts!" , Geoff said. "And Izzy's back, too! Just wish she'd stop swimming and get back over here." Trent walked by and said "Can you believe this place is right around the corner from that crappy campground? You'd think it'd have to be in another hemisphere or something." Then Zeke tried to get the camera guy's attention. "Yo yo yo, dog, check it out! Being famous has totally changed my life! I'm just kickin' it, yo. Got me some fly bling, too. You like?" Over at the pool, Izzy surfaced and yelled "Hey, look! Someone lost their bikini bottom!" Beth looked at Izzy's swim suit. "I think that's yours, Izzy." Her eyes went wide, and so did Geoff's. "Oh crap, it is!" She went back under water to put it back on, and Geoff sighed. "Dang, wish she'd taken a bit longer to realize it."

Then, over at the barbeque, Justin was getting a hotdog. "After I got my body cast off and the stitches removed, I started to realize this place is cool. And it's almost as gorgeous as me!" Then, over at the pool, Cody and Lindsay were hanging out. "I love being a loser!", Lindsay said. "This place is so much more my style. If I'd known how fab this place was, I would've gotten my butt kicked off in the first week. Plus, now Cody and I can hang out..." She leaned over and kissed him. He turned and waved at the camera. "Hey there! Yeah, it stinks that I got voted off, but being with Lindsay sure makes up for it. I may have lost the game, but I won something even better." Lindsay blushed and hugged him. "Aah, not too tight! I'm getting a sunburn, that hurts!"

Over by the pool, Courtney was sitting in a chair and reading a magazine. She tossed it aside when the camera guy came up. "I don't care how nice this place is, I'm not supposed to be here. I was a CIT! I had the training, the leadership skills, I deserved to go on and win the hundred grand! But... I got voted off fair and square. I can try again next season, right? Right?" Harold walked up, shaking his head. "I doubt it. We were already in this season, and while it'd be great to get another chance to show off my wicked skills, most reality shows get new competitors every season." She glared at him. "Oh, shut up. You're here because you cheated, you deserve it, not me!" Bridgette walked up. "You just would've been voted off in another episode", she said. "No one liked you that much." Courtney gasped. "What are you talking about! Everyone likes me! I'm nice, I'm helpful! My CIT trainer said so!"

Back to Lindsay. "I learned a lot during my experience on the island with Heather", she said. "If you're going to have a best friend who makes all of your decisions for you, you should make sure they're not a total jerk who'll get mad at you for getting a boyfriend." Then, back to Noah at the pool bar. "Yeah, I was pretty shocked to be the third camper voted off, apparently I wasn't bossy, manipulative or 'athletic' enough to make it through. You can't say I wasn't a team player, though." "Yes we could", Owen said, "you didn't even TRY in the dodgeball challenge. Look at me, I'm as out of shape as you and I played like three rounds!" Then he saw the camera and smiled. "Oh, hey! Mom, are you watching this? Hi, mom!"

Over at the barbeque, Eva was piling steaks onto her plate. "How would I describe my experience? Easy. It sucked. My anger management issue improved a bit, and I even got to come back mid-season, but I still lost!" Then, back to Noah. "Did I get anything out this experience? No. It was completely and totally uneventful." Izzy surfaced nearby. "He kissed a guy", she said. "No I didn't!" "Yes you did." "Didn't!" "Diiiiiid!" "Did! Not!" "Did did did ded didadadid dadid did didadadadid!" Geoff came over and cleared his throat. "Um, I can break this tie, he totally did." Noah crossed his arms and looked away. "I have no comment." Geoff went up to Izzy and kissed her. "And you did too." Izzy giggled. "Oh stop it, Geoffie." Lindsay came up to them with Beth, holding a letter. "Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I got a letter from my sister that said there's a picture of me in Star Stalker magazine!" She and Beth squealed. Noah did too, sarcastically. "Eee, congratulations, you just peaked. It's all downhill from here, honey." "Maybe if I get an eating disorder, or my boobs done, I'll get on the cover!"

"So, Trent", Chris asked, "You just got voted off. How does it feel?" "Eh, not too good, but it's nice to get a break. It was really stressful on that island." "If you could say something to one of the five remaining campers, what would it be?" "I guess I'd tell Gwen that I'm rooting for her... and I miss her." Bridgette sighed. "Oh, that's so romantic! I bet Gwen misses you too, Trent. You're a great guy... really." Trent smiled. "I hope she wins." "I just hope Heather loses."

Last up, Duncan. "It's not so bad here. Anything that isn't being stuck in juvie is fine with me. Besides, I can still have my fun..." He pulled out a slingshot and launched a rock at Harold. "Ouch! Dang, cut that out!" Duncan laughed. "Oh come on, I'm trying to have fun on summer vacation!"

"Well, there you have it", Chris said. "Next up, the answer to the question everyone wants to know: what do the losers think of the final five, and who do they want to win?" Eva ran up to the camera. "Heather can kiss my ass", she said. "It's all her fault I'm stuck in this place! She's a scum sucking, backstabbing little bitch and I'm gonna enjoy watching her go down!" "Wow. Tell us how you really feel", Chris said. "I just did."

Over by the barbeque, Izzy was grilling some coconuts. "Just throwing a few shrimps on the barbie. Hey, Noah, that means you! Haha, just kidding, okay. Well I think Heather is a total psycho. And trust me, I'd know." Next up, Courtney. "Heather is a formidable competitor, I think she should win. Or maybe Gwen or Leshawna. I just can't believe Katie and Sadie stayed in the game this long, I really don't think they deserve to win." "Heather and Gwen were some of the scariest people on the island. I think Leshawna should win, she's very cool."

"So, Trent, Lindsay, give us your take on Heather." Trent sighed. "Hm... well, she's not so bad. She used to be, but Katie and Sadie really changed her. She's nowhere near as cool as Gwen, though." "No way, she's still mean! She voted Cody off and got me kicked off just because we hooked up! That was totally uncalled for." Next, Ezekiel, Owen and Beth. "She was pretty bossy, eh." "She wasn't so bad. She gave me some cake once! She's got my vote!" "Telling her off was the best moment of my life. If most of us don't even like her, how did she get into the finals?" "Because she's a conniving, backstabbing bitch, that's why!", Eva yelled.

"Leshawna? Man, that is one tough girl", DJ said. "The way she handled that log rolling challenge was amazing. She's got my vote." Izzy and Geoff were next. "I think Gwen should win, she's cool and creepy and I really like that. Freaky girls for the win!" "Amen, sister!", Geoff said. "Yeah, Gwen's cool I guess", Duncan said. "I'm not sure whether I'd vote for her or Heather. They're both cool, tough and hot."

"We all know who you want to win", Bridgette told Trent. "Yeah, Gwen's definitely my choice." "Same here. I think Gwen's really cool. Her and Leshawna both seemed really nice." "Oh come on!", Courtney said, "She's smart, but she's not exactly a team player. I was, though. It should be me!" "You're here, you lost, get over it!", Noah said. Courtney responded by throwing a glass at his head. "She let herself get buried alive for her team", Trent said. "You wouldn't even dive in some jello." "She was kind of harsh sometimes", Lindsay said. "Still, she's not half as bad as Heather. I think Katie or Sadie should win, though. But, let's talk about Lafonda." "Leshawna!", everyone yelled. "At first I thought she was real loud", Harold said. "But then I realized she's real cool. I've never seen a girl like her before." "I can't say anything bad about her", Courtney said, "and I excel at saying bad things about people. Uh, let's see. She was obnoxious and had bad grammar?" "She locked Heather in the fridge", Noah said. "Anyone who can come up with something like that gets my vote."

Later that evening, everyone was hanging out by the pool, with Trent playing his guitar. "So", DJ asked, "who do you guys wanna win if you could vote right now?" "Well, I think Gwen should win", Cody said. "Really?", Lindsay asked. "Even though she rejected you on international TV for Trent?" "It's cool. She helped me get up the nerve to ask you out." Lindsay blushed. "Oh, okay." "That's really cool, dude", Trent said. He patted Cody on the back, and he howled in pain. "Ah, sunburn!" "Oops. Sorry, man." "I can't decide between Leshawna and Gwen", Bridgette said. "They're both really cool." "Leshawna. Definitely Leshawna", Harold said. "I think Katie or Sadie should win", Beth said. "They're annoying, giggly wannabe twins", Noah said. "I think I'd vote Leshawna", Geoff said. "I bet that chick knows how to party." "I don't think anyone's given Katie and Sadie enough credit", DJ said. "Those girls were best friends. First thing that happens? They get separated, then Katie gets forced into Heather's alliance cause she was alone. And Sadie was always whining about how she missed Katie." "I think Gwen should win", Lindsay said.

Then, Chris appeared out of a cloud of smoke. "Okay, losers, it is time for the most unexpected twist of all time." "Let me guess, we're voting someone off?", Noah asked. Chris glared at him. "Dang, you're smart. Yeah, that's the twist. So, you guys ready? Here's how it's gonna work: there are no marshmallows. There's no voting booth. You guys are just gonna yell out who you would like to join you tonight at Playa des Losers." "Ooh, I pick Leshawna!", Lindsay said. Beth raised an eyebrow. "Leshawna? Really?" "Okay, that's two votes for Leshawna", Chris said. "Wait, so you're just gonna count it as a vote if we say her name?", Courtney asked. "Yep! So, who's it gonna be?" "Hm... Gwen." "Cody?" "Heather." "Heather", Trent said. "Same here. She's way meaner than goth girl or Leshawna.", Eva said. Chris smirked. "Two votes for Heather, one for Gwen, and three for Leshawna." "Okay, come on guys, no one say Leshawna!", Izzy said. She gasped and covered her mouth. Noah facepalmed. "Hm... I vote Katie." "So do I. Katie", Duncan said. "What about Sadie?", Owen asked. Geoff shrugged. "Yeah, let's go with Sadie." "I vote Gwen", Harold said. "Oh come on, what did Gwen ever do to you?", Bridgette asked. "Oops..." "Gwen", Justin said. "Heather", said Tyler. "I pick Heather too", DJ said.

Ezekiel was the last camper left. "There's four votes for Heather, Leshawna and Gwen", Chris said. "So, who's it gonna be?" Ezekiel pondered this for a moment. "Hm... I pick... Leshawna." The others gasped. "Why?" He shrugged. "I dunno. Just felt like it, eh." Chris smiled. "Well, time to go pick up the new loser! See you guys soon!" He ran off to the boat to go pick Leshawna up. He came back later and dropped her off. Leshawna walked over to Ezekiel, glaring. "Thanks a lot, homeschool", she said. "What? It's nothing personal, eh. I got voted off on the first day!" Leshawna smacked him. "Well you should've voted off Sadie! At least she was on the team that voted against you, moron!" Ezekiel thought about this for a second, and then facepalmed. "Oh, geez! You're right... I need to stop screwing up, eh." He stood up and walked away, mumbling to himself. "And I will. Next time I have a chance like this, I'm gonna do all I can to do it right!"