Wizard: Out of utter boredom… and the fact only two people will tell me what to do… *glares at teh readers who didn't respond… or if they did I forgot/didn't get it* I am doing another episode!
Axel: Wasn't there one from Zoey…?
Wizard: … something Digimon related I think… I don't remember. DANG! Zoey, when you read this, plzplzplz re-tell me!
Axel: XD fail
Wizard: You are a fail. Well before we begin, let me do something to bug a friend… : ) This was discussed in Biology… AXEL! HAND ME A PAOPU FRUIT! *Takes the star shaped fruit* This is a fruit that if two people share it, their destinies will be bound forever. I summon my OC, Kaida.
*A teenaged Kitsune falls on top of InuYasha, giggling*
Kaida: I GOT KITTEN EARS!
Wizard: lol
InuYasha: Get. Off. NOW!
Kaida: Nope! *unwraps a candy bar*
Wizard: Kaida! You like Sesshomaru, right?
Kaida: *goes love dazed* Yes… Yes I do…
Wizard: Give this to him and share it. I have explained to you already what it does.
Kaida: YAY! *runs off with the fruit*
-Somewhere in Feudal Japan…-
Lord Sesshomaru: What- Kaida, you little FanGirl. What are you doing here?
Kaida: *drools*
Lord Sessy: Did Alyse send you?
Kaida: *drools and shakes head*
Lord Sexy: Um… you are drooling, Kaida…
Kaida: *stops drooling* Can I… C- Can I…
SexySessy: Yes, little one?
Kaida: *faints*
Lord Sexy-shomaru: Hmm… what an odd fruit she was carrying. I'll show Alyse. Maybe she knows what it is. *leaves*
-Back at the studio-
InuYasha: That stupid Kitsune. How could anyone faint because of my broth- um, Wizard?
Wizard: *is unconscious*
Kenji: *takes the dare list* Oooookay, lets see, the first guest is… Oh dear, not again…
Zoe: *Crashes through the window* I BETTER HEAR CLAPPING PEEPS!
Kenji: *facepalm* Now we have to fix that too…
Slayer: *Drops down from her ship* HI! XD Oh, and Blez, One said hi :3 Host person, tell Blez that when they come, ok? One wants a rematch...she'll know what we mean.
Kenji: She is… passed out on the floor… but I will let her know when she comes to.
Zoe: YESH! XD
Slayer: What are you 'YESH'-ing about?
Zoe: That I just stole this grenade from you and i'm about to throw it at Dib the sparkly vampire. *Throws and Dib explodes*
Wizard: *had just come to* Nooooooooooo! *dies*
Slayer: Wait...Why is he a vampire?
Zoe: DUH! EDWARD IS HIS LONG LOST BROTHER! LOOK IN HIS FAMILY TREE!
Anywho...dares and what not!
Kenji: Yay! : )
Slayer: Hey Tallest, hold this bomb ok? *Lights it and gives it to them*
Tallest Purple: … I don't like it.
Tallest Red: Neither do I. *chucks it at Zim*
Zim: Eh? AAAA! GIR! GET RID OF IT! NOW!
GIR: Okey-dokey! *kicks it to Tak*
Tak: ! *throws it at the newly returned Dib*
Dib: What the-! *explodes*
Wizard: Noooooooooo! *dies again*
Zoe: XD EXPLOSIONS ARE EPIC!
Axel: Woohoo! We should be friends! I can control fire- we could blow up anything!
Xigbar: And I'm a good prankster and a great marksman when it comes to guns! Lets all three of us go destroy stuff, huh?
Kenji: … No.
Wizard: … Yes. : )
Kenji: Oh dear… *facepalm*
Slayer: I know :3 Zim, I want you and uh...who ever Demyx is to..uh...go and battle that 50 ft rabid beaver and your only weapons are this tooth pick and Santa Clause...NOW GO!
Demyx: … but I don't wanna fight a giant beaver…
Wizard: Sorry, kid. Bye! *snaps and Zim and Demyx disappear*
Zoe: Slayer, let's bring Computer back here!
Slayer: I know, we don't see him on these things, so here's another dare for Computer.
Computer: I feel useful for once.
Zoe: Computer, for 1 hour, you get to tell Zim every single little and/or big complaint you have about him. And Zim has to be chained to his chair and soak it all in!
Wizard: Uh… he and Dem went to go battle the beaver… *snaps and a beat up, mangled Zim appears* Hey, Zim?
Zim: EH?
Wizard: *straps him down*
Zim: What the-
Computer: You are mean, selfish, stupid, abusive…
-One hour later-
Zim: Noooooo! No more! …
Wizard: That works.
Slayer: idk who MOE is, but I want him and Gir to share a taco :3
Kenji: Well, that works. They are friends.
GIR: TAAAAAACOOOOOOOOOSS!
MOE: WOOHOO!
Wizard: ^_^
Zoe: lol that was random. Tak, go with Computer and be all cheesy and stuff XD
Tak: … I will not-
Computer: Uh… I don't like cheese…
Wizard: DO IT OR I SHALL WRITE YOUR NAMES DOWN! *holds up a Death Note*
Everyone: 0_0
Computer: Um, Wizard? I'm a computer…
Wizard: I SHALL THROW A MAGNET AT YOU!
Computer: But I do not understand the dare-
Wizard: Pretend you two are in love!
Computer: What is-
Tak: You are all hopeless imbeciles. *sits back in the chair and ignores us all*
Wizard: Uhg.
Slayer: We love Computer XD
Zoe: His attitude rocks...and I DONT care what Zim says XD
Zim: *still strapped down* Uhrrrrrrrrggggle…
Wizard: lol. Next dare.
Slayer: lolz Hey Zim and Dib now have to go and beat Timmy's ** and bring me
back Cosmo's and Wanda's wand for proof.
Wizard: ! Wait, what?
Slayer: And Timmy's hat.
Wizard: No!
Zoe: Ya...And team up with Chuck Norris XD
Wizard: Nooooooooo!
Dib: Yes… : )
Zim: Unbind me! UNBIND THE AMAZING ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!
Wizard: No! Anti- Cosmo, help me!
A.C.: *poofs in* What the-
Wizard: Stop them! They want to invade your show.
Dib: 0_0 Wait, no-
A.C.: ! *growls*
Wizard: lol. *watches Dib get beaten up*
Slayer: Well, I have to go.
Zoe: ya, me and my friend Noah have been running for the police. Slayer, take
me on your ship.
Noah: *comes outta nowhere* ME TOO!
Slayer: *Rolls eyes* Fine...BUT DONT TOUCH ANYTHING! *They all aboard the ship
and leave*
Wizard: Uh… where did the ship come from? Anyway, welcome back, Meghan!
*explosion and the wall falls down*
Meghan: That was epic.
Kenji: …
Wizard: XD
Kenji: That's the third thing to fix in 3 episodes…
Dib: *is still fighting A.C.* Hey Blez.
Blez: NOOOOOOOO-*dies again*
Meghan:...*sigh* She's been depressed ever since Dib rejected her.
Dib: Sorry…
Wizard: His heart is for another…
Arianna: She should be glad. Dib doesn't deserve her love.
Meghan:...uh, yeah...
Blez:*comes back to life, mopes in emo corner again* I wanna die.
Meghan: You can't, I need you to write your story!
Blez:...*cries*
Meghan: Nice going, big-head.
Dib: MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!
Arianna: Are you even surprised? He always screws up people's lives.
Meghan: Yeah, now DIB gets to be thrown in the shark pit.
Arianna:...I'm glad you see it my way.
Dib: Wait, what? NOOOOOOOOOO! *splash*
Wizard: Nice.
Meghan:...I can tell that Demyx and I are gonna get along just fine~ =D And
thank you for the mustard. *squirts Tak, Zim, Dib, Axel, and Kenji with
mustard*
Wizard: Oh yeah… I forgot about Demyx… *summons him back*
Demyx: I AM THE KING OF THE GIANT BEAVERS!
Wizard: Why am I not surprised… XD
Dib: *Climbs out* So, wait… I have a daughter?
Arianna:...yes Dib, you have a daughter. Zim has one as well. Unfortunately,
we're planning to team up and kill you both. In a very brutal, and bloody way.
Zim: Eh? What is this?
Meghan: Too bad Mar isn't here...it would be cool to see you and her slice up
Dib and Zim.
Arianna: Yeah, but for now...*decapitates Dib*
*knocking is heard on the door to the OC storage room*
Wizard: *into the door* No, Day and Kib! You may NOT come out!
Kib: *through door* But there are filthy Hyuuuman pigs in here.
Wizard: There are more out here, so shut up until I introduce you in a later fanfic.
Meghan:...and now I want tacos. GIR, MAKE
MEH SOME TACOS!
GIR: Yes nice lady! *runs off*
Arianna: When do you stop eating?
Meghan: When I feel like it. NOW SOMEBODY KEEL DARKBOOTY! With a rusty spoon.
Wizard: Heh heh heh… *evil look*
Everyone: 0_0
Wizard: *to screen* Agent Epic Lady.
Darkbootie: Yes? What is it?
Wizard: DIE! *spoon shoots out of screen and kills Darkbootie*
Arianna:*sigh* Zim, since Mar isn't here to gut you like an alien fish,
somebody else will do it. And make sure it's very PAINFUL.
Dib and Wizard: *evil laughter*
Zim: *looks uncomfortable*
Wizard: That will be saved for a later fanfic.
Meghan:...so yeah...well, I can't think of anything else, so I'mma go take
care of my lil' brothers now. *picks up chainsaw, leaves*
Arianna:...I'm glad she doesn't babysit. Anyway, bye as well.
Blez: WHHYYYY? *cries moar*
Wizard: Well, bye everyone. And remember- *whispers* Lazers.
*Lazers shoot out and hit purple in the eye*
Tallest Purple: AAA! *falls over*
Wizard: Review with submissions! : ) Wizard, out!