Wizard: *Yawns* Okay… Well, welcome to a new episode of Pranks… and OTHER Awesomeness… Feedback has been kinda slow, but, having reached two guest stars, I shall air this episode regardless. Today's guests are new ones- Yes, not Meghan, Blez, and… the other two…
Axel: *facepalms*
Kenji: Do you mean Zoe and Slayer?
Wizard: …
Kenji: What?
Wizard: Stop saying words.
Kenji: D:
Wizard: Anyway, lets start off with a short- but sweet- appearance from my friend, Zoey!
*Zoey walks out, all happy*
Wizard: *hugs Zoey* Hi! I missed you!
Zoey: Aww… :3 I missed you too!
Wizard: How's Myo?
Zoey: He's good.
Wizard: Anyway, what would you like?
Zoey: I want to first off chase… *whispers in Wizard's ear*
Wizard: XD Consider it done!
*Suddenly a wizard-looking guy and a big black devil appear*
Wizard: Wizardmon! :3 Devimon!
Wizardmon: Katy! I'll save- Uh… *looks around, sees Wizard* Oh. Hey Wizard, what's going on- *sees Zoey* Oh crap.
Zoey: X3
Devimon: 0_0 Oh no…
Zoey: *runs towards them*
Wizardmon and Devimon: *run away*
-3 hours later-
Wizard: Ok, calm yourself, young padawan… *ductapes Zoey to a chair and gives Wizardmon and Devimon water bottles*
Devimon: T- Thank you… *gasps for breath*
Wizard: You ok, Wizzie? No newly opened wounds?
Wizardmon: *shakes his head and wipes sweat off his face with his cloak*
Zoey: Lol. Now, Wizard, you get to kill Edward Cullen.
Wizard: YES! *grabs the bazooka from episode 2 and runs off laughing manically.
Xigbar: 0_0 Zoey… What in the name of the Kingdom Hearts have you done?
Zoey: XD
-5 minutes later-
Wizard: *walks in, badly mangled*
Kenji: What happened?
Wizard: Edward fans… ATTACKED me… I couldn't… fight them… *collapses*
Kenji: 0_0
Devimon: *spontaneously combusts*
Wizard: lol. I'm awake now. *gets up* Anyway, bye Zoey- what the- where did she…
Dib: *runs by with a camera*
Wizard: *grabs him by the collar* Where are you going?
Dib: That girl just walked off with TWO vampires! I HAVE to get this on film! *breaks free and runs out*
Wizard: Ooooookay… anyway, Now its time for my dear friend, Aly-
*explosion and a girl with brown hair walks out of the smoke*
Wizard: -se… Oh dear… What did you do?
Alyse: Uh… Not sure, actually…
Wizard: Lovely.
Zim: 0_0 No… NO! NOT HER!
Alyse: Oh, its you… *sniffs*
Zim: 0_0
Wizard: lol. So, what would you like me to do?
Alyse: Okay, first, I want to see InuYasha and Zim fight to the death!
InuYasha: *opens an eye and looks at Zim, then closes it* Hmph. I have no reason too.
Wizard: *snaps fingers and Kagome appears* Kagome, go over by Zim.
Kagome: Uh… okay? *goes by him*
Zim: Eh? *looks at her is disgust*
Wizard: … Hey Zim, drink this. *throws a love potion at him*
Zim: Uh… *eyes it, then drinks it* Why did you… *sees Kagome* Oh…
Wizard: Zim, kiss Kagome.
Zim: :3 Really? I can?
Kagome: Wait- What?
InuYasha: !
Zim: *kisses Kagome on the cheek*
InuYasha: Hey!
Wizard: Zim, drink this. *throws the antidote at him*
Zim: *drinks it* GAH! GET AWAY FROM ME, FILTHY HYUUUMAN!
InuYasha: You're gonna pay, ya little green twerp! *draws Tetsaiga and charges*
Zim: *pales*
-An hour later-
Zim: *death rattle*
InuYasha: Well, that will teach him. *is victorious*
Kagome: …
InuYasha: You okay?
Kagome: InuYasha…
InuYasha: Yes? *comes over to her*
Kagome: …
InuYasha: What is it?
Kagome: … Sit boy.
BOOM!
InuYasha: Oof! What was that for?
Kagome: He was under a spell, you idiot! *walks over by me and sits down* Hey Wizard.
Wizard: Hey Kagome. Anyway, What's next, Alyse?
Alyse: Hey, see this? *holds up a bottle* This will paralyze someone for a day. I want you to give this to Lord Sesshomaru, then randomly put him on a path where Kaida and Invader Terra will find him. : )
Wizard: Sweet. *disappears, then comes back* Okay, now to wait for the fangirls…
-Soon, in Feudal Japan-
Kaida: Wait, is that… Sesshy?
Terra: What? Where?
Kaida: *runs up to him* What are you doing down there?
Sesshomaru: *looks at her and blinks*
Terra: I think he is paralyzed.
Kaida: Really? What happened?
Sesshy: *blinks and looks angry, tries to talk but can't*
Kaida: Awww… poor Sesshy can't talk… *hugs him*
Lord Fluffy: *looks slightly annoyed*
Terra: Awww poor him… *hugs him too*
Fluffy: *looks scared*
Kaida: *sits on his stomach carefully* Don't worry. We will stay here with you until you feel better! ^_^
Terra: That's right! And we will tell you all kinds of stories, and brush your hair…
Kaida: And brush the fluffy thing…
SexySesshy: *looks slightly more comforted*
Kaida: … *looks at all the wrinkles on his shirt* and iron your shirt…
Sexy-Omaru: *looks frightened again*
Kaida: Oh, don't worry, it won't be on you.
Sesshy McFluff-Fluff: *looks relieved, then suddenly panicked*
Terra: ^_^ We love you Sessy!
Kaida: ^_^
In Sesshomaru's mind: D$#! fangirls…
-back in the present, about 3 hours later after seeing this-
Wizard: lol
Alyse: Nice.
Wizard: Before you leave I have one more prank. *summons the now shirtless, fluffy-less Sesshomaru*
Lord Sexy: … What the…
Wizard: *looks upon his greatness and dies instantly*
Kenji: Oh dear, looks like I have to do it myself… *gives Kagome and Sesshomaru love potions and makes them drink it*
Kagome: Sesshomaru-Sama… *hearts in eyes*
Sesshomaru: *smiles*
InuYasha and Alyse: 0_0
Kagome: *hugs Sesshomaru*
Sesshomaru: Kagome…
Wizard: *is now conscious and staring dreamily*
InuYasha: SESSHOMARU! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER!
Sesshomaru: *glares at him and holds her close*
Kagome: *hugs him tighter* InuYasha, Sit.
BOOM
InuYasha: Grrr…
Alyse: *glares with hatred at Kagome* Let. Go. Of. Him. NOW.
Wizard: Okay, get the cage.
*cage drops over InuYasha and Alyse*
InuYasha: Why you… *tries to get Wizard*
Alyse: *starts becoming possessed again*
Wizard: I'll have them stop if you kiss Alyse, Kitten-Ears
Alyse and InuYasha: *look horrified*
Kagome: Sesshomaru, I- I love y-
InuYasha: KAGOME! NO!
Alyse: *goes demon*
Wizard: 0_0 crap…
Sesshomaru: *suddenly breaks out of the potion's magic sensing Alyse* What-? *lets go of Kagome and rushes to where Alyse is. (I opened the cage)*
Alyse: *is pissed*
Sesshomaru: *hugs Alyse tightly* It's okay. Calm down. I'm here.
Alyse: *slips out of it and passes out*
Sesshomaru: *ignores all the shocked/nasty looks he is getting and walks out carrying Alyse*
InuYasha: Kagome? Are you okay?
Kagome: *is fine now* Sit boy.
BOOM
Wizard: Well… *looks around nervously* I might be killed for this episode, but if not, see you next time on Pranks and Other Awesomeness… *hides from InuYasha by ducking behind Dib's chair* Save me…