Wizard: Hello Everyone! I am proud to report I did NOT die from the last episode!
*hesitant applause from audience*
Wizard: … *sarcastically* Thanks a lot. I love you guys too.
Kenji: Hey I have pranks to start off the show!
Wizard: Okay, shoot.
Kenji: First, someone should go steal Alyx' Vintage Special Edition Axel Poster out of her room.
Wizard: Anyone brave enough?
*crickets*
Wizard: Okay, send Marluxia.
-3 hours later-
Wizard: Well, Mar-Mar?
Marluxia: *looks like he got beat up* Shut up.
Kenji: And now Marluxia has to kiss a girl.
Marluxia: … what?
Wizard: You heard him, do it.
Marluxia: But-
Wizard: *holds up a Death Note*
Marluxia: Fine.
Wizard: *summons Vexen*
Merluxia: … That's not a girl.
Wizard: Are you sure?
Vexen: *creepy laugh*
Wizard: 0_0 *gets rid of him and summons Larxene*
Larxene: Where am I-
Marluxia: *kisses her*
Wizard: Aw… So cute… I think I'm gonna chunk…
Kenji: Ooookay moving on, I dare Wizard to steal MOE's panda.
Wizard: Uh, what?
Kenji: You heard me.
Wizard: *looks at MOE*
MOE: *starts to cry and hugs the panda*
Wizard: Noooooo I cannot… *hugs MOE*
MOE: :3
Kenji: Whatever, first guest is Alyse!
Alyse: *walks in all happy*
Kenji: Why are you so happy?
Alyse: I'm not, I'm pretending to be so I don't kill Wizard for the last episode.
Kenji: Ah…
Wizard: 0_0
Kenji: Well, what do you want?
Alyse: I want Sesshomaru and Edward Cullen to battle to the death!
Kenji: Got it. *snaps and both appear*
Alyse: Sesshy, please kill that one for me… *points at Edward*
Edward: *eats a carrot stick*
Sesshomaru: Of course, Alyse. *kills edward immediately*
Wizard: YAY!
Alyse: Now GIR gets to be Zim's boss for a while!
Zim: What?
GIR: YAY! I GET TO HAVE A CHICKEN WITH A SOMBRERO!
Zim: Eh? No! NEVER! ZIM WILL NEVER SERVE A SIR UNIT!
Tak: I kinda want to see this.
Dib: Me too.
Tallests: *eat popcorn and watch*
Zim: I WILL NOT- huh?
Wizard: *waves the Death Note*
Zim: Fine.
GIR: YAY! Now get me a monkey!
Zim: Grrrrrrrr… yes…
Wizard: Yes what?
Zim: *painfully* Yes my lord GIR whose power is most amazing above all others…
Wizard: That's better.
-3 hours later-
*everyone bows before GIR on a pedestal*
ALL HAIL THE MAGNIFICENT GIR!
Wizard: *stands up* lol. Anyway, anything else?
Alyse: Not really…
Axel: *runs in* ACK! MANSE- er, Xemnas is going off on a rant again!
Alyx: *turns on live feed*
Xemnas: -And that's why I don't wear skinny jeans! Now, onto my usual lecture about our misson, The light of the heart of the darkness of the KINGDOM HEARTS of the-
Alyx: *turns it off*
Wizard: … wow.
Alyse: Well, that was weird…
Wizard: Anyway, bye Alyse! Next we have Zoey!
*Zoey comes in again*
Zoey: Hey Wizard! I want Piedmon to send Stephanie Meyer a love letter!
Me: Sweet! *summons Piedmon*
Piedmon: What's this? There are a lot of humans here- Maybe Myotismon wasn't such an idiot. Maybe he really did get throught the gate- OOF!
Wizard: *holds bat to hit his head again* Hey creep, I have something for you to do.
Piedmon: *grumbles but stands waiting*
Wizard: You know Stephanie Meyer?
Piedmon: Yes…
Wizard: Write her a love letter.
Piedmon: Okay. *walks off*
-Later, wherever S. Meyer lives…-
Stephanie: Ooo what's this? A love letter? Eww… creepy… *throws it out*
-Back at the studio-
Wizard: Man that didn't go as I expected- hey Piedmon, why are you still here?
Piedmon: I don't have to leave.
Wizard: Yes you do.
Piedmon: Make me.
Wizard: … As much as I do not want to summon him here… *snaps fingers and Myotismon appears* Hey Myo, kill the creepy clown.
Myotismon: *glares at me*
Me: *raises bat* Do it or I'll knock the mask off your face.
Myotismon: … I hate you… *he drags Peidmon off and you can hear howls of pain as he is brutally slaughtered. Myotismon walks back out and sits down*
Wizard: Uh… what do you want?
Myotismon: I'm waiting for Zoey.
Zoey: :D
Wizard: … gag.
Myotismon: You were my fangirl too once.
Wizard: Die in a hole.
Myotismon: My, that was rude.
Wizard: Zoey, take him away from here, please, before I am forced to kill him.
Zoey: Ok. Bye- Bye! *walks out with Myo following her*
Kay: Uh… Wizard? I believe you based a character in your book off him…
Wizard: … only the appearance. Come on, lets just get on with it. Our next guest is Meghan! ^_^ Hi! Thanks for letting me be on your quiz show too! J What's up?
Meghan:...epicness. I should go tell some more of my friends to review. AND REVIEW THEY SHAAAALLLL...
Blez: Shut up. *shoves me in a pit of acid*
Meghan: WHYYYYY? *dies*
Wizard: … You frighten me, Blez.
Arianna: O_o...*backs away from Blez* How do you go from fangirl to evil so quickly?
Meghan:*reappears as a ghost* Yeah, Blez?
Blez: Hey, blame yourself. You're the one writing this review.
Wizard: Ooo… Logic… *explodes*
Meghan:*eye twitches* MY BRAIN HURTS! DX *runs around in circles, then disappears through a wall*
Arianna:...I don't think she even has a brain.
Kenji: Neither does Wizard… At least I don't think so…
Wizard: lol shiiiiiiiiiiiiny… *points at random shiny thing*
Blez:...*sigh* Anyway, Dib...I HATE YOUR STINKING HUMAN GUTS! *tackles him and
stabs a rusty spoon through his glasses, gouging his eyes out* I HATE YOU! I
HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
Wizard: *looks away from the shiny to watch in horror*
Kay: NOOOOOOOOO! :O
Arianna:...is it wrong that I enjoy watching this? *shakes head* Anyway, I found Mar! She was ripping the head off a small child, and is angry that I interrupted her murder, so...here ya go! *throws Mar at Zim*
Zim: 0_0 *drops her and runs*
Wizard: GO GET HIM, MAR!
Mar: *runs after him*
*sounds of murder come from backstage*
Wizard: There will be an awful lot of dead people backstage before the episode is over…
Blez:*looks from Dib's dead body, to the murder weapon*...*starts crying*
Kay: No… *hold Dib to her chest and sobs* I WILL KILL YOU! *sparks out and starts trying to murder Blez with a chair*
Mar:*tearing Zim apart with chainsaw and claws*
Wizard: Oh dear… 0_0 *hides*
Arianna:...okay, too much violence. Meghan, get back here and control your twins!
Meghan:*sticks head through wall* THEY'RE NOT MY TWINS! They're merely the violent, and unloving parts of my personality.
Arianna:...
Wizard: …
Kenji: …
MOE: …
Alyx: …
Kay: …
Zim: *is dead*
Meghan:...PANCAKES FOR EVERYONE! XP
*pancakes rain from the sky* *then the king pancake grabs Blez and Mar, then they run away*
Wizard: YAY! ^_^
Meghan: I like pancakes. ^^
Wizard: Me too!
GIR: I love you nice ladies! *dons taco hat*
Wizard: *also dons Taco hat* Lets do a little dance! *all three of us start dancing*
Arianna:...uh...
Meghan: GIR, SING DA WAFFLES SOOONG!
Wizard: I wanna sing too!
Arianna:*facepalm*
GIR: Dooo you like WAFFLEZ?
Wizard and Kenji: YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES!
GIR: Dooooo you like PANCAKES?
Wizard and Kenji: YEAH WE LIKE PANCAKES!
GIR: DOOOOOOO you like FRENCH TOAST?
Wizard and Kenji: YEAH WE LIKE FRENCH TOAST!
All of us: DOO DOO DEE DOO CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFULL!
Kenji: WAFFLEZ!
Wizard: Doo dee doo dee doo doo doo dee doo dee…
GIR: WAFFLEZ!
MOE: Doo dee doo dee doo doo doo dee doo dee…
Wizard: Waff-
GIR: DOODOODEEDOO CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFULL!
*scattered random applause*
Meghan: Oh, and Gaz sing Set Fire to the Rain by Adele. I love Adele. X3
Gaz: …
Wizard: Come on, Gaz. You like Adele too, right?
Gaz: … Yes.
Wizard: You have an amazing singing voice- just like Adele's. Just try.
Gaz: … Fine. *grabs a microphone*
Arianna:...I'm leaving.
Wizard: No you don't- you are staying right here. *threatens with a Death Note*
Meghan:...I think Imma stay here. Hey, has anyone seen my body?
Wizard: … You are IN it…
Gaz: Would you all shut up so I can sing?
*silence*
*music starts*
Gaz: I let it fall, my heart,
And as it fell you rose to claim it
It was dark and I was over
Until you kissed my lips and you saved me
My hands, they're strong
But my knees were far too weak
To stand in your arms
Without falling to your feet
But there's a side to you
That I never knew, never knew.
All the things you'd say
They were never true, never true,
And the games you play
You would always win, always win.
But I set fire to the rain,
Watched it pour as I touched your face,
Well, it burned while I cried
'Cause I heard it screaming out your name, your name!
When I lay with you
I could stay there
Close my eyes
Feel you here forever
You and me together
Nothing is better
'Cause there's a side to you
That I never knew, never knew,
All the things you'd say,
They were never true, never true,
And the games you play
You would always win, always win.
But I set fire to the rain,
Watched it pour as I touched your face,
Well, it burned while I cried
'Cause I heard it screaming out your name, your name!
I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Where it felt something die
'Cause I knew that that was the last time, the last time!
Sometimes I wake up by the door,
That heart you caught must be waiting for you
Even now when we're already over
I can't help myself from looking for you.
I set fire to the rain,
Watched it pour as I touched your face,
Well, it burned while I cried
'Cause I heard it screaming out your name, your name
I set fire to the rain,
And I threw us into the flames
Where it felt something die
'Cause I knew that that was the last time, the last time, oh, ohhhh!
Oh noooo
Let it burn
Oh oh ohhhh
Let it burn
Oh oh ohhhh
Let it burn
Oh oh ohhhh
Wizard: *claps* I loved it! Nice job Gaz! ^_^
Gaz: *smirks* Thanks. *walks off to play Vampire Piggy Hunter*
Wizard: Well, bye Meghan! Next up is Kyrlin!
*Cat-sized ghost enters through wall onto stage. (NO wall doesn't get destroyed) she is something between a fox and cat, with large, red, faceted eyes and purple fur.*
Wizard: Oh thank heavens… the wall is intact…
Peidmon: *breaks down the wall* WHERE DID THAT STUPID VAMPIRE GO?
Wizard: He went to Nightmare Castle…
Peidmon: *storms off*
Wizard: *looks at wall sadly* Oh well…
Kyrlin: Hai! Hehe, I suppose I have some dare, so I'll get right to it! *Scans people*. Hmm... Dib, I dare you to take the pulses of everyone here. *Glares at the people from the Organization* AND LET HIM DO SO! I don't wanna have to ask Wizard to tie you all down so he can do it.
Axel: … But… we don't have hearts…
Demyx: Ah, don't be silly. ^_^ We do to have hearts.
Xigbar: Uh… kid? I think we need to have a talk.
Demyx: I already know about the birds and bees, Xiggy.
Xigbar: … That is not what I meant… and who told you that?
Demyx: Vexy did. ^_^
Xigbar: *goes off to kill Vexen*
Axel: Hey Xig, wait up. I'm gonna come help you. *summons chakrams and follows*
Zexion: *is reading*
Wizard: What's that?
Zexion: … Twilight.
Wizard: *stares*
Zexion: What?
Wizard: InuYasha, please kill him for me.
InuYasha: No.
Wizard: I will repeat the SessKag incident.
InuYasha: … Fine. *drags Emo- boy out and kills him backstage*
Kyrlin: Tak, I want you to stroke Zim's antennae for a minimum of 10 minutes. And if he resists, feel free to use this *Gives Tak a large, black bag*. Use it wisely, as a binding source or gagging, or you can get it wet... Be imaginative. Just don't kill him.
Tak: Uh… Zim died.
Wizard: *brings Zim back to life*
Tak: Fine. *rips the bag, ties the pieses together, and binds up Zim*
Zim: What the- NOOO!
Tak: *pets his antenna*
Zim: :3 I still hate you tho…
Wizard: Oh we know you like her.
Zim: What? No…
Tak: : ) You are weak when your antenna are rubbed. Very nice…
Zim: Oh dear…
Wizard: Tak, you can keep doing that as long as you want.
Axel and Xigbar: *walk in*
Axel: Well, Vexen is dead now. *plops on the couch* Hey, where's the emo one?
Wizard: He died.
Axel: Okay then. : )
Kyrlin: *Giggles, and floats over to Axel* I kinda like you.
Axel: Y- You do? :D Awesome.
Alyx: Grr… *is jealous*
Kyrlin: So go and help Gir make some of his notorious waffles, then feed them to those people which you dislike. Or, if you don't want to, help Gir dispose of the waffles in some
way, it matters not to me.
Wizard: I'll eat them! You two go off and bake them, ok?
Kyrlin: *Pokes Dib on the head* Go and measure you head compared to Sora's head.
Include his hair as his head size...
Dib: … Okay…
Wizard: *summons Sora*
Dib: *stands next to him*
Wizard: … holy crap… Sora's head is bigger than Dib's monstrosity! 0_0
Dib: … Thanks.
Wizard: You are welcome. Now… *drags Sora off and murders him backstage* DIE SORA! Now… *walks back out, covered in blood* Bye Kyrlin! Next is Aly!
(a girl with dark brown hair and eyes, fair skin, with a black spandex suit with red and black armor, gloves, and boots and a monkey tail crashes through the celing)
Wizard: NOT THE CEILING NOW! -_-
chick with brown hair: Uh i will pay for that ^^ anyways you all may call me Aly so um hi XP
Wizard: Thank you, and Hi! It's nice to meet you! : )
(a irken girl about 6'3 with long antenna's that swirl in a square, a black and red striped invader uniform, dark blue eyes, light green skin and a pak with dark blue spots comes down through the hole i made)
Irken: I am Zam and one of Aly's prime canadites for being tortured
Aly: you started it
Zam: whatever
Aly: oh and everyone here dont try to make zam mad trust me now time for the dares X3
Wizard: Yay!
Aly: *pokes dibs gargantuan head* I'm poking you, I'm poking you, I'm poking you...
Dib: -_-*
Zam: trying to test his tolerance level?
Aly: pretty much I'm poking you, I'm poking you, I'm poking you...
Dib: *is getting irritated*
Wizard; Question… when did Dib come back to life?
Dib: I'm a ghost right now.
Wizard: Ah.
Zam: since Aly is busy I will give this dare a shot Zim and Dib have a shoot off like in those gun shows I saw on TV
Wizard: Uh… sure… *yells backstage* Two more bodies on the way… I mean only one acctually cuz Dib is still dead!
*groans*
Aly: DX why zim
Zam: hate him
Wizard: I am offended.
Aly: what about dib?
zam: he's annoying
Wizard: Now I'm REALLY offended.
Aly: hater
Zam: ** off
Wizard: 0_0
Aly: T^T
Banana: I'm a banana
Aly: o.o
Wizard: OHMYGOSH IT'S A BANANA!
Zam: go on Aly i want to go home ASAP
Wizard: You are mean, Zam.
Aly: rude ok I want everyone in here too have a cake eating contest that includes you too Zam.
Zam: *growles and sits on a chair*
Wizard: *sits down*
Dib: *floats* I can't eat like this!
Zim: Uh… I can't get over there… :3
Tak: *is still petting his antenna* Yeah, we aren't coming. I'm enjoying this.
Axel: *sits by Wizard* Hey there.
Xigbar: *sits on other side* Hey babe.
Wizard: … flirts.
Demyx: OOOOOO CAKE! I LOVE CAKE! *skips over*
InuYasha: … fine, I'll come.
Wizard: Well, that's all the living ones that are here, so lets-
Aly: ready set go!
-5 MINUTES LATER-
GIR: *ate the most*
Zam: *throws up*
Aly: *frosting on mouth* your just acting
Zam: are you kidding
Aly: nope
Zam: *stomps on Aly's tail and leaves*
Aly: OW! fine T_T bye everyone see you next time *follows Zam*
Wizard: Bye! Oh dear starclan this has gone on for way too long… XD so I'm gonna go! Bye! *eats more cake*